Category Archives: Utter nonsense
Happy Mother’s Day!
Our stealth SnowAngelz videographers were able to capture this exclusive sneak peek of David Archuleta’s Mother’s Day surprise for his mom, Lupe. After many hours of midnight Bachata lessons and walking-in-a-straight-line tutorials, David surprised his mom with this Dancing With … Continue reading
You’ve got a friend
I feel a little sorry for Charice right now. Poor girl sang her heart out at a gay nightclub in New York Saturday night and all the Twitter buzz is about … David Archuleta. Some of the reports of the … Continue reading
Run, David, Run! See David Run!
. hmmm, I sense a theme… . um, maybe David needs to watch this!
David Archuleta in da boof
Be honest. Did this picture make you catch a breath? Turn your knees to tapioca? Did you think if you stared at it long enough you’d actually start to hear him singing? … No? Okay, just me then, never mind. … Continue reading
Counting ArchuCalories
I think that most of us, at one time or another, have tried some kind of diet. And whichever regime one follows, it starts, at some point, to resemble a rollercoaster ride. We stop, we start, we go up, we … Continue reading
David Archuleta: Ode to Dr. Seuss
The tour was all done No new songs we could play So we sat in the house All that cold, cold, March day I sat there with Refnaf. We sat there, we two. And I said “How I wish We … Continue reading
True confession time
They say confession is good for the soul. So here goes…. I’ve tried my best to be a good, loyal David Archuleta fan, but nobody’s perfect, right? (okay, okay, except David) Here’s where I’ve fallen off the ArchuWagon. I hope … Continue reading
ODDrought Survival Guide Part 2
We’re in the middle of a David drought and since we’re all going a little stir crazy I was thinking, why not turn this into something positive, David would be so proud of us! I took some time to compile … Continue reading
If David Archuleta ran the Olympics
If David ran the Winter Olympics, He could teach everyone to say “Oh My Heck” in 55 different languages. He’d be the only person who knew the top Billboard hits from every country. The buzz would be…”Who is that guy? … Continue reading
ODDrought Survival Guide
Not since the post-A.I.-finale era (aka The Dark Ages) has such a deep pang of separation anxiety been felt throughout the David Archuleta fan base. David’s left the continent to do good works and when he gets back, he’ll continue … Continue reading








