Category Archives: Utter nonsense

The @DavidArchie merch you never knew you wanted

You never know what you will find when you innocently scroll through the Canadian Amazon site (Amazon.ca) to check if Numb is there yet or not. (It’s not, of course. Much like Krispy Kreme and The Gap and David Archuleta concerts, … Continue reading

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Top 10 ways to spot a fake @DavidArchie page

It looks as though this post was removed from David’s FB. (Probably because it sparked a whole thread of comments from peeps who thought it meant that David’s official FB was fake… what the heck is WRONG with people??) . … Continue reading

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Real-life applications for @DavidArchie’s roping skillz

. Dealing with fans who try to haul him off the stage during Touch My Hand. . Making a subtle first move when that lightbulb inside David turns on. . Testing spaghetti to make sure it’s ready. . Straightening out the … Continue reading

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@DavidArchie: A fan is born

This is my new friend, Betty. I met her landing back in Tennessee. She is one of the sweetest ladies you'll ever meet at a toll booth. But then again, all of the toll booth gals at the Nashville airport … Continue reading

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Leaked convo between @DavidArchie and Idol (oh how I wish it was real)

A security camera happened to catch this very important conversation.* The camera follows David Archuleta as he pushes a cart through Whole Foods, pausing to read the label on a box of Honey Bunches of Oats. His phone starts blasting a tinny “It’s … Continue reading

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What is your @DavidArchie breaking point?

Lots of chatter, speculation and wild theories about whether or not David will appear in the American Idol finale episodes this week. I’m hoping he rappels down from the ceiling in white wings for a killer rendition of Angels at … Continue reading

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@DavidArchie concert fashion tips

So it’s concert time again, wooooot! And David’s stylist has been doing a stellar job for his shows so far, imho. But hey, it is 2016 now and trends they are a changin’. So here are a few free tips … Continue reading

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Snow angel tutorial….

.   It’s snowing in Toronto. Again. David be rehearsing. Doesn’t that have a lovely ring to it? Anywayyyyys, here’s a tutorial to help you kill time until videos slash new music surfaces. You’re welcome.

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The amazing, magical tell-all diary of a @DavidArchie @-reply recipient

Still a little too not over this, folks. Maybe because I had no idea how much this would change my life. I mean, pre-mission David replied to peeps all the time… well, not ALL the time, but every second full … Continue reading

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A @DavidArchie picture is worth 1,001 words….

So I’ve noticed this photo keeps popping up whenever a concert notice is tweeted from David’s account. Why this picture, I ask myself? Random choice? David’s choice? Why use this particular one? Goodness knows, it’s tough to get a crappy shot … Continue reading

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