Category Archives: Utter nonsense

Things David should avoid while driving

. Some uber-safety-conscious fans have alerted David Archuleta to the dangers of car singing and head-banging to radio hits, worried that he was behind the wheel while doing so. Now, we know David would never be so wreckless… unless the … Continue reading

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Script leaks for the Up All Night music video (not really)

. Today, David was kind enough to post this shot of his music video shoot for Up All Night. Most fortunately, our intrepid, yet imaginary, SAz investigative team was able to get its non-existent hands on this leaked copy of the … Continue reading

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Ode to Scruffchuleta

. Heavenly Barber, I am grateful For your encouraging whispers I am learning to be patient And to use Miracle Grow on my whiskers . Sometimes I am a’feared I cannot grow a beard But I’m beginning to understand That my hormones … Continue reading

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I blame my cold medicine for this post

A lovely David-friend suggested recently that perhaps D. has gone AWOL because he wants to grow a full, thick beard before filming his next music vid. We fans are nothing if not accommodating, so here are some helpful accessories to get David … Continue reading

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Dare me to do this with a David picture?

Source.

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Help me out, guys…

… that epic IG hairscapade frazzled my brain so much that I still don’t quite get what this meant: So here’s a poll so you can give me a clue. p.s. And from the “Tina Appreciation Society File” 🙂 http://rhiminee.tumblr.com/post/156287993357/this-is-so-soothing-to-watch

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The official (not really) @DavidArchie Wedding Registry

We at SnowAngelz like to be prepared… it’s part of our Girl Guide training… So, in the spirit of preparedness… and giving… and love… and sheer nonsense… we’ve gone that extra mile for you guys and prepared a Wedding Registry … Continue reading

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The @DavidArchie merch you never knew you wanted

You never know what you will find when you innocently scroll through the Canadian Amazon site (Amazon.ca) to check if Numb is there yet or not. (It’s not, of course. Much like Krispy Kreme and The Gap and David Archuleta concerts, … Continue reading

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Top 10 ways to spot a fake @DavidArchie page

It looks as though this post was removed from David’s FB. (Probably because it sparked a whole thread of comments from peeps who thought it meant that David’s official FB was fake… what the heck is WRONG with people??) . … Continue reading

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Real-life applications for @DavidArchie’s roping skillz

. Dealing with fans who try to haul him off the stage during Touch My Hand. . Making a subtle first move when that lightbulb inside David turns on. . Testing spaghetti to make sure it’s ready. . Straightening out the … Continue reading

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