Category Archives: Utter nonsense

AI7 masterplan revealed (really)

Posted on 07/29/2013 by TOfan

Hello, fellow conspiracy theorists. Although AI7 has become a distant memory, some residual nausea persists over how they treated our David and exploited his talent and his fan base for ill-gotten-ratings. *cue ALTNOY chorus* I spotted these pics on Tumblr … Continue reading →

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Just sayin’….

Posted on 07/25/2013 by TOfan

Anyone else? P.S. OMJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJ, IT’S HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Things @DavidArchie loves

Posted on 07/22/2013 by TOfan

A friend alerted me to this scientific research and I was particularly struck by the following numbers in the “25 Things Mormon Bros Love” list: 2. Big watches 3. Old ties 5. The word “Stud” …oops, I thought they said … Continue reading →

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@DavidArchie family ties (not really)

Posted on 07/15/2013 by TOfan

. . . . . . A friend sent me this picture, aghast and astonished at how much it looks like David. From the neck up, of course. No surprise at all, I said. It’s actually a picture of Fernando, … Continue reading →

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Just when you thought it was quiet in David world

Posted on 07/06/2013 by TOfan

. . . . . Sorry, ladies … David Archuleta seems to be off the market. Reports from the Washington Daily News yesterday (July 5, 2013), suggest the singer best known for his hit song Crush has secretly got hitched to his long-term relationship. Intimate Ceremony … Continue reading →

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Dream a little dream of @DavidArchie

Posted on 07/05/2013 by TOfan

I don’t usually post about David dreams… maybe because I very rarely have them, lol … but it’s sloooooow in David world so what the heck. I had a dream last night 🙂 that I was furiously trying to finish … Continue reading →

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His Royal Awesomeness @DavidArchie

Posted on 07/03/2013 by TOfan

Replace the Royal Princes with David and add *ahem* a few years on the girl, and this is me at a @DavidArchie polo match slash vip. Source.

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David Archuleta: Life Ruiner (not really)

Posted on 06/23/2013 by TOfan

BREAKING NEWS: David Archuleta’s days of winning Teen Choice Awards are not over. The prestigious-ish Awards have just added a new category: Life Ruiner. The manboy crooner is famous for more than just his voice. He’s also well known for … Continue reading →

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Columbia crew who’s who

Posted on 06/22/2013 by TOfan

Part of me wishes David was in this picture. The other part thinks, “Those folks are just great musicians… David’s my spirit animal.” 🙂 p.s. From the last thread, here are the results of the poll asking “When he gets … Continue reading →

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@DavidArchie Idol judge outtakes (not really)

Posted on 06/14/2013 by TOfan

When I saw this clipping on Twitter, I was not surprised in the least. OF COURSE, Idol would want David as an A.I. judge… he’d be ratings GOLD! In fact, here’s a sample of an audition he did just before … Continue reading →

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