Just when you thought it was quiet in David world

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Screen shot 2013-07-06 at 12.26.35 PMSorry, ladies … David Archuleta seems to be off the market.

Reports from the Washington Daily News yesterday (July 5, 2013), suggest the singer best known for his hit song Crush has secretly got hitched to his long-term relationship.

Intimate Ceremony with Family and Friends

There had already been speculation that the loved-up pair were set to announce their engagement but it sounds like they might have just jumped straight to wedded bliss! The paper says the singer has been spotted wearing a new wedding ring earlier this week.

Related David Archuleta Sparks Engagement Rumor

The couple is said to have exchanged vows in an intimate morning ceremony at a secret location, before few close friends and family members.

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They certainly looked like a happy couple” a close friend Tweeted on Friday (July 5). But was he referring to the supposed wedding, some fans wondered. David Archuleta “secretly married” rumors have caused quite a stir among fans.

“David Archuleta Get Married? It should have beeeeeeeen meeeeeeeee!!!!!” — July 5, 2013

“Is it official? There has been so many rumors about David Archuleta” — July 5, 2013

Was there a secret wedding? That remains a mystery for now, as the singer’s rep hasn’t commented, nor the couple released an official statement yet.

Do you think David Archuleta have secretly wed?


In related news... DA nude photos leaked online 🙂

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Rest of story here.


Hmmm. He’s certainly come a long way since this story. 🙂



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54 Responses to Just when you thought it was quiet in David world

  1. VeeBee says:

    He’s married to music 🙂

  2. dangitdavid says:

    Hahaha….laughing at the David Archuleta Recent News!! Not sure which one intrigues me more…the nude pictures leaked on line or the news that he’s going to be a dad!! 😳 Well, if he snuck off and got married, then I better go back and review the information on Mormon missions that I updated myself on bc I obviously missed something lol. TOfan…I love your posts!! They make me lol every single time <33333

  3. betsy says:


  4. Good grief! Where does he find the time!

  5. betsy says:

    The recent news part is too much. There is so much to look at here.
    “single again?”

    • TOfan says:

      I KNOW!!!! My fave is “Break-Up Rumors” …

      “A fan spotted David Archuleta walking alone, probably coming back from picking up his mail at the end of his several mile long driveway, on the afternoon of July 4, 2013. Was he all alone? “Definitely yes,” says the fan, adding that “He was wearing a large sweater and looked really cute!” … “Based on the facts (Archuleta spotted alone with a cute sweater), is there trouble in paradise or is it much ado about nothing?”


  6. Had to cover Gretchen’s eyes on that last pic. It was waayyyy too graphic!

  7. mlpb3 says:

    So funny! And the interview – that’s our David, so honest. I guess he’s a little more careful these days. Thanks so much for this!

  8. missbianca says:

    The “Recent News” had me snorting and hiccuping and gasping all at the same time. Who’s gonna buy me a new laptop keyboard? This one’s all sticky with coffee now.

    Snort. Hic. Gasp. Giggle. Wheeze. Urf. Cough…choke. Dead.

    I love you.

  9. Grammyj says:

    Love this post and all those clever, fake David stories. I had a good laugh!

  10. betsy says:

    “An insider recently admitted that the singer best known for his hit song Crush has been secretly practising Gangnam Style for the past couple of weeks. “David Archuleta spent hours working on his dance moves out on the balcony every night, riding an imaginary horse. I have never seen him so dedicated about something before,” said a source close to the singer.


  11. refnaf says:


  12. Anonymouse says:

    Keep coming back and laughing again! And the interview is precious too – “I think this is offensive to them” – his sensitivity to others is overwhelming at times. Missing him. 🙂

  13. emmegirl14 says:

    oooh, so THAT’s where he is…honeymooning.

  14. peppertara says:

    OMgoodness, hilarious. Been coming back and reading bits of this, LOL. Wonder if David knows he got married, haha. Must be some kind of strange, satire website. This:
    “Besides being a talented singer, songwriter and actor, David Archuleta seems to also nurture a secret passion for fine art and nude photography.” and the pics, LOL.
    Hope the young fans have dealt successfully with the initial trauma of the wedding news, ha.
    as emmegirl14 said….yep, guess he is secretly on his extended honeymoon (probably while practicing Gangnam style dance and riding imaginary horses). LOL again. Oh geez. 🙂
    The real interview dialogue with David is just the sweetest.
    Thanks for the entertainment TOfan!

  15. Anonymous says:

    loling @ girls on twitter upset that david got married but this was funny too

    Lindy Archuleta ‏@truearchiefan


  16. TOfan says:

    I just posted a new pic in the sidebar of Mike K. playing guitar for Sir Elton John… still a little too not over that fact.

  17. betsy says:

    I’ll never tire of this Deb.
    Awww, Mike. 🙂

  18. peppertara says:

    Oh wow, didn’t realize that was Mike K. playing guitar in that sidebar pic. When I first looked thought it was Simon Cowell, lol.

  19. Dana says:

    Is everything on this site all fake? all rumors?, isn’t it?


  20. Jasmine says:

    It is true??!!!!

  21. ArchieKathryn says:

    Is it true that David had a secret wedding and then a honeymoon trip???

  22. mlpb3 says:

    I wonder what it will be like when in fact he becomes engaged/married in the future. It seems very important to some.

  23. Kizzi says:

    Haha TOfan. . .This highway leads to the shadowy tip of reality: you’re on a through route to the land of the different, the bizarre, the unexplainable…Go as far as you like on this road. Its limits are only those of mind itself. Ladies and Gentlemen, you’re entering the wondrous dimension of imagination. . .

    Next stop The Twilight Zone.

    😀 😀 😀

    Yeah, David…dating…married…honeymoon…while on a mission…guess it would be fertile ground for great lyrics at that…all that angst and guilt vs. love and happiness.

  24. ArchieKathryn says:

    Then is David still single? The rumor that he was married was a fake? Everything from that site is not true?


  25. TOfan says:

    New post/thread!


  26. Christina Archuleta says:

    Who is his wedding planner?

  27. Christina Archuleta says:

    what’s the Jlo? who’s his wedding planner??

    • TOfan says:

      JLo is Jennifer Lopez’s knickname. Jennifer Lopez only acted in the movie The Wedding Planner but I’m sure she picked up some helpful tips if David ever needs her advice. 🙂

  28. Christina Archuleta says:

    Then Is David’s wedding planner David himself?

  29. Anna says:

    I’m David’s Korean fan. Is this all true??!!

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