@DavidArchie Idol judge outtakes (not really)

BMhIoitCYAAsSF2.jpg largeHighlightingWhen I saw this clipping on Twitter, I was not surprised in the least. OF COURSE, Idol would want David as an A.I. judge… he’d be ratings GOLD!

In fact, here’s a sample of an audition he did just before he left for Peru, or wherever he is.

"David's coming?!?!? I'm going to PLOTZ!"

“ARCHIE’S HERE????!!! Can he sing Imagine every show? Please, please, please!”

oh ya, the rumors are true... bring on the first contestant...

Oh ya, the rumors are true… bring on the first contestant…

... let's see what you got

… let’s see what you got, kid.

TAKE ONE:

You call that singing?

You call that singing?

Seriously?

Seriously?

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I can't even look at you right now.

I can’t even look at you right now.

Fuhgettaboutit.

Fuhgettaboutit.

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TAKE TWO:

I'm sorry but you really sucked!!!

I’m sorry but you really sucked!!!

No, you can't have me on The Voice, I signed a contract!

No, you can’t have me on The Voice, I signed a contract!

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TAKE THREE:

aww, I like this guy. YOU'RE GOING TO HOLLYWOOD!!!

aww, I like this guy. YOU’RE GOING TO HOLLYWOOD!!!

Simon, NO! You had your chance, now it's mine!

Simon, NO! You had your turn, now it’s mine!

SHOO!!!

SHOO!!!

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TAKE FOUR:

Good job! But maybe add more rock next time.

Good job, miss! But maybe add more rock next time.

I just wanna jam with the band, what's the big deal?

I just wanna jam with the band, what’s the big deal?

OK, EVERYONE TAKE A BREAK:

Is there a fly in the studio?

Is there a fly in the studio?

...dang it... CUT!

…dang it… CUT!

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Whoa! You did not tell me she was going to be a guest judge! SECURITY!!!!

Whoa! You did not tell me she was going to be a guest judge! SECURITY!!!!

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TAKE FIVE:

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… Good job!

How will I tell this girl she sounds like a wounded animal?

How do I tell this girl she sounds like a wounded animal? …

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Your pitch was, um, interesting.

Your pitch was, um, interesting.

It was, sort of, in parts, you know ... cรณmo se dice? ... like that.

It was, sort of, in parts, you know … cรณmo se dice? … like that.

Here's what we do to get A.I. back on top: 1. Get Keith Urban back; 2. Replace Ryan with the IKEA Monkey; 3. I get to sing every week to show 'em how it's done.

Yo, listen up. Here’s what we do to get A.I. back on top: 1. Get Keith Urban back; 2. Replace Ryan with the IKEA Monkey; and 3. I get to sing every week to show ’em how it’s done. BAM!

THAT’S A WRAP!

Credit for all these wonderful gifs and pics goes to sources I’ve lost track of. *hides*

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28 Responses to @DavidArchie Idol judge outtakes (not really)

  1. ray says:

    o dear i will be laughing all day,will be back manny tines today just to laugh,great job

  2. Archugeezer says:

    Chuckle. Laugh. Snicker. Snort. Chortle. Sputter. Laugh louder. Giggle. Guffaw. Cackle. Roar! Gasp… dying.

    Omigosh, I canโ€™t quit! This fun fan blog stuff is one more reason why I am still here.

  3. Anonymous says:

    This is so funny. The comments under the pictures are perfect. I was laughing out loud.

  4. betsy says:

    You funny gurrrllllll. ๐Ÿ™‚

    Also, thanks for including the Priscilla picture which never, ever gets old.
    Remember this?
    http://defamer.gawker.com/5101519/dark-widow-of-graceland-feeds-on-virginal-elvis

  5. kimak says:

    ha that was funny.. you are funny!! no clue how you do it but thank you thank you thank you!!

  6. MT says:

    TOfan,
    ROFL How do you come up with this stuff? ๐Ÿ˜† Great job on those captions!

  7. ray, says:

    third time here today and still laughing so hard have tears lol .sounds like a wonded animal LOL

  8. refnaf says:

    Waaaaaaaaaaaaaah I needed this!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    A little more rock>>>> that gif is so precious!!!
    Thanks TOfan> Queen of David Funny!!!

  9. TOfan says:

    Seriously though, folks… do you think it would be a good career move for David to ever sign on as an Idol judge? Can you picture it? ๐Ÿ™‚

    • Anonymous says:

      Yep. ๐Ÿ˜›

    • ray says:

      yes ps still laughing

      • tammi says:

        me too ray! lol “Can he sing Imagine every show?” too too funny
        Idol is all about promoting the judge’s careers now anyway so go for it David! ๐Ÿ™‚

    • missbianca says:

      I can picture it. But I think it would be a bad move. Not only would he be uncomfortable giving realistic criticism, but IMO the show is just old and going to go away no matter what great judges they get. I wouldn’t want David’s name associated so closely with the last season of a tired reality show.

      Now, a new series featuring the David…Yeah, that could be awesome.

  10. betsy says:

    “I can’t even look at you right now.”
    This is so good.

  11. TOfan says:

    Totally off-topic but stumbled across this vid, when they first “broke the silence” at the Invisible Children event… have never seen it, have you guys?

  12. Utahmom says:

    Oh my gosh!! I’m dying–this is so awesomely hilarious! I hope David gets to see this some time, would love to see his reaction to it! (Although I’m guessing he probably wouldn’t want to look at himself.)

  13. TOfan says:

    New post/thread!

    ๐Ÿ™‚

  14. kathleen says:

    I think everyone say YES for DAVID ARCHULETA we’ve always watch that AI WE catch this

  15. It will be good to see him as a judge. We love David Archuleta!

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