When I saw this clipping on Twitter, I was not surprised in the least. OF COURSE, Idol would want David as an A.I. judge… he’d be ratings GOLD!
In fact, here’s a sample of an audition he did just before he left for Peru, or wherever he is.
“ARCHIE’S HERE????!!! Can he sing Imagine every show? Please, please, please!”
Oh ya, the rumors are true… bring on the first contestant…
… let’s see what you got, kid.
TAKE ONE:
You call that singing?
Seriously?
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I can’t even look at you right now.
Fuhgettaboutit.
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TAKE TWO:
I’m sorry but you really sucked!!!
No, you can’t have me on The Voice, I signed a contract!
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TAKE THREE:
aww, I like this guy. YOU’RE GOING TO HOLLYWOOD!!!
Simon, NO! You had your turn, now it’s mine!
SHOO!!!
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TAKE FOUR:
Good job, miss! But maybe add more rock next time.
I just wanna jam with the band, what’s the big deal?
OK, EVERYONE TAKE A BREAK:
Is there a fly in the studio?
…dang it… CUT!
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Whoa! You did not tell me she was going to be a guest judge! SECURITY!!!!
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TAKE FIVE:
… Good job!
How do I tell this girl she sounds like a wounded animal? …
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Your pitch was, um, interesting.
It was, sort of, in parts, you know … cĆ³mo se dice? … like that.
Yo, listen up. Here’s what we do to get A.I. back on top: 1. Get Keith Urban back; 2. Replace Ryan with the IKEA Monkey; and 3. I get to sing every week to show ’em how it’s done. BAM!
THAT’S A WRAP!
Credit for all these wonderful gifs and pics goes to sources I’ve lost track of. *hides*
SnowAngelz: Canadian fans of David Archuleta 
o dear i will be laughing all day,will be back manny tines today just to laugh,great job
Chuckle. Laugh. Snicker. Snort. Chortle. Sputter. Laugh louder. Giggle. Guffaw. Cackle. Roar! Gasp… dying.
Omigosh, I canāt quit! This fun fan blog stuff is one more reason why I am still here.
What The Geez said. Every word.
This is so funny. The comments under the pictures are perfect. I was laughing out loud.
You funny gurrrllllll. š
Also, thanks for including the Priscilla picture which never, ever gets old.
Remember this?
http://defamer.gawker.com/5101519/dark-widow-of-graceland-feeds-on-virginal-elvis
*DEADDDDD* “ELVISULA, Hip-Gyrating Prince of Darkness.” š š š
If you click on the link in red at the bottom of the article, you get this. š
PERFECT! š Are they the same peeps who do Vulture? hiLARious!
Yes. š
ha that was funny.. you are funny!! no clue how you do it but thank you thank you thank you!!
TOfan,
ROFL How do you come up with this stuff? š Great job on those captions!
third time here today and still laughing so hard have tears lol .sounds like a wonded animal LOL
Waaaaaaaaaaaaaah I needed this!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
A little more rock>>>> that gif is so precious!!!
Thanks TOfan> Queen of David Funny!!!
Seriously though, folks… do you think it would be a good career move for David to ever sign on as an Idol judge? Can you picture it? š
Yep. š
yes ps still laughing
me too ray! lol “Can he sing Imagine every show?” too too funny
Idol is all about promoting the judge’s careers now anyway so go for it David! š
I can picture it. But I think it would be a bad move. Not only would he be uncomfortable giving realistic criticism, but IMO the show is just old and going to go away no matter what great judges they get. I wouldn’t want David’s name associated so closely with the last season of a tired reality show.
Now, a new series featuring the David…Yeah, that could be awesome.
“Now, a new series featuring the Davidā¦Yeah, that could be awesome.” YES!!!
“I can’t even look at you right now.”
This is so good.
Totally off-topic but stumbled across this vid, when they first “broke the silence” at the Invisible Children event… have never seen it, have you guys?
and this one by the same person:
Download mp3 HERE. š
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Oh my gosh!! I’m dying–this is so awesomely hilarious! I hope David gets to see this some time, would love to see his reaction to it! (Although I’m guessing he probably wouldn’t want to look at himself.)
haha, I think you’re probably right, Utahmom! š
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I think everyone say YES for DAVID ARCHULETA we’ve always watch that AI WE catch this
It will be good to see him as a judge. We love David Archuleta!