Hello, fellow conspiracy theorists. Although AI7 has become a distant memory, some residual nausea persists over how they treated our David and exploited his talent and his fan base for ill-gotten-ratings. *cue ALTNOY chorus*
I spotted these pics on Tumblr recently and, even though we’ve seen them all before, I’d never seen them chronologically.
It was a definite light bulb moment… all became clear, my friends, all became clear.
Check it out for yourselves… the producers’ pimping plans are laid out for all to see, like some kind of evil-genius instruction manual:
Top 12 – open playing field, everyone has a chance … even the scary rocker girl and greasy haired grunge dude (oops, that’s Cook!)
Top 11 – oooo, our David almost up front … wearing his “pack up the babies and grab the old ladies” outfit!
Top 10 – our David solidly in the lead as “contestant you think we’re favouring while we’re secretly planning to throw him under the bus later”
Top 9 – D. takes centre stage… as it should be… enjoy it, David, there’s someone looking over your shoulder about to push you out of the way once his makeover’s finished
Top 7 – D. just blends in now with the newly annointed one towering over the Top 7 like he knows he’s going to win or something. Wait, is David holding Syesha’s hand???
Top 6 – the OTHER David’s now in the centre … of course.
Top 4 – D’s practically getting shoved out of the picture (on the other hand, his smile actually looks real, lol)
Top 3 – sheesh, why didn’t they just put a crown on him right there?
So tell me, guys, am I crazy or does this twisted theory make some sense to you?
Posting this again because I can. 🙂