David Archuleta’s days of winning Teen Choice Awards are not over. The prestigious-ish Awards have just added a new category: Life Ruiner.
The manboy crooner is famous for more than just his voice. He’s also well known for ruining lives across America and around the globe. Individuals previously immune to his talent and charm have reportedly become obsessed with the demi-Honduran to the point of distraction.
Our fearless investigative reporter takes us deep into ArchuCrack territory to hear from the victims themselves.
It dates all the way back to AI7… even Ryan felt his life slipping away….
… and his power was in full force on the Idol Tour….
In fact, everywhere he went, people started doing the craziest things ….
Reblogged this on BINDING SENTENCES and commented:
This person made me believe in something that I’m not even sure of.
Lol. TOfan you have made my day.
Could’nt we just take a time machine over to his return in 2014 already!
Hilarious post once again, love your incredible wit! Aww…..the little Life Ruiner! Haha, love this:
“Mister, please stop sniffing my hair…. “But it smells like moon drops and unicorn musk.”
Wah…… You made my day TOfan…. Lol I LOVE my ruined life!!!!!
He completes me…he and my horse…Hahahaha, snort!
Dis guy lol.
“I just want to steal this moment right away from time” Yep! Big LOL from me!!!! LOVE this Deb (as always!).
“Wait, wait, wait, don’t go” lol 🙂
Haha Deb. Too funny. If this is life in ruins, I’m beautifully destroyed. 😀
me too 🙂
Life Ruiner–yep! Not the least of his powers. Love how the waiting goes faster when we’re having fun, and this is another funny gem.
BTW, I think “Life Ruiner” would be a dandy song title. Of course David would have to rent the tormented soul part.
yes. my IDOL too cute wherever he are
Does he only have one dimple? These are questions I need answers to….