David Archuleta’s days of winning Teen Choice Awards are not over. The prestigious-ish Awards have just added a new category: Life Ruiner.
The manboy crooner is famous for more than just his voice. He’s also well known for ruining lives across America and around the globe. Individuals previously immune to his talent and charm have reportedly become obsessed with the demi-Honduran to the point of distraction.
Our fearless investigative reporter takes us deep into ArchuCrack territory to hear from the victims themselves.
Looks like Archie’s in the lead for this new award!
Already have the T-shirt.
It dates all the way back to AI7… even Ryan felt his life slipping away….
Get back here! You’re mine, I tell you, MINE!!!!!!
Even with this hair, I’m a life ruinerrrr, yeah yeah yeah….
… and his power was in full force on the Idol Tour….
In fact, everywhere he went, people started doing the craziest things ….
um, you’re cutting off the circulation in my shoulders, Miss.
“I hope he thinks this Crush T-shirt was a coincidence.”
Mister, please stop sniffing my hair…. “But it smells like moon drops and unicorn musk.”
“Dear David, I want my life back!!!!… stop that cute laugh immediately, I am SERIOUS HERE!!!”
I gave up my dream of joining the ballet… dang you, Archuleta!!!
OMG, OMG, OMG, I CAN’T BELIEVE I’M SITTING RIGHT NEXT TO HIIIMMMMM!!!!!
heh heh, just can’t help myself. 🙂