David Archuleta: Life Ruiner (not really)

BREAKING NEWS:
David Archuleta’s days of winning Teen Choice Awards are not over. The prestigious-ish Awards have just added a new category: Life Ruiner.

The manboy crooner is famous for more than just his voice. He’s also well known for ruining lives across America and around the globe. Individuals previously immune to his talent and charm have reportedly become obsessed with the demi-Honduran to the point of distraction.

Our fearless investigative reporter takes us deep into ArchuCrack territory to hear from the victims themselves.

Looks like Archie's in the lead for this new award!

Looks like Archie’s in the lead for this new award!

Yes, I am!!!

Already have the T-shirt.

It dates all the way back to AI7… even Ryan felt his life slipping away….

You're mine, I tell you, MINE!!!!!!

Get back here! You’re mine, I tell you, MINE!!!!!!

Even with this hair, I'm a life ruinerrrr, ya ya ya....

Even with this hair, I’m a life ruinerrrr, yeah yeah yeah….

TXTtumblr_m7vtqdQbtR1rozm3lo1_500… and his power was in full force on the Idol Tour….

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In fact, everywhere he went, people started doing the craziest things ….

um, you're cutting off the circulation in my shoulders, Miss.

um, you’re cutting off the circulation in my shoulders, Miss.

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I never danced again.

“I hope he thinks this Crush T-shirt was a coincidence.”

Every time they have pizza now they'll think of meeeee, think of me, fondlyyyy.

Mister, please stop sniffing my hair…. “But it smells like moon drops and unicorn musk.”

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"Dear David, I want my life back!!!!... stop that cute laugh immediately!!!"

“Dear David, I want my life back!!!!… stop that cute laugh immediately, I am SERIOUS HERE!!!”

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I gave up my dream of joining the ballet... dang you, Archuleta!!!

I gave up my dream of joining the ballet… dang you, Archuleta!!!

OMG, OMG, OMG, I CAN'T BELIEVE I'M SITTING RIGHT NEXT TO HIIIMMMMM!!!!!

OMG, OMG, OMG, I CAN’T BELIEVE I’M SITTING RIGHT NEXT TO HIIIMMMMM!!!!!

Oh ya. That Teen Choice Life Ruiner Award is MINE!!!

heh heh, just can’t help myself. 🙂

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16 Responses to David Archuleta: Life Ruiner (not really)

  1. jozellmedina says:

    Reblogged this on BINDING SENTENCES and commented:
    This person made me believe in something that I’m not even sure of.

  2. Anonymous says:

    Lol. TOfan you have made my day.

    Could’nt we just take a time machine over to his return in 2014 already!

  3. peppertara says:

    Hilarious post once again, love your incredible wit! Aww…..the little Life Ruiner! Haha, love this:
    “Mister, please stop sniffing my hair…. “But it smells like moon drops and unicorn musk.”
    LOL.

  4. Refnaf says:

    Wah…… You made my day TOfan…. Lol I LOVE my ruined life!!!!!

  5. Utahmom says:

    He completes me…he and my horse…Hahahaha, snort!

  6. betsy says:

    Dis guy lol.

  7. CADTHU says:

    “I just want to steal this moment right away from time” Yep! Big LOL from me!!!! LOVE this Deb (as always!).

  8. tammi says:

    “Wait, wait, wait, don’t go” lol 🙂

  9. Kizzi says:

    Haha Deb. Too funny. If this is life in ruins, I’m beautifully destroyed. 😀

  10. Archugeezer says:

    Life Ruiner–yep! Not the least of his powers. Love how the waiting goes faster when we’re having fun, and this is another funny gem.

    BTW, I think “Life Ruiner” would be a dandy song title. Of course David would have to rent the tormented soul part.

  11. sunny says:

    LOL!!! 🙂

  12. kathleen says:

    yes. my IDOL too cute wherever he are

  13. TOfan says:

    New post/thread!

    🙂

  14. newangel2 says:

    Does he only have one dimple? These are questions I need answers to….

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