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“#almost”??? is he for real??? Sorry, clearly he is not real, but posting a shadow selfie in the studio in front of a microphone with hair so fluffy it’s practically an afro???
PUT US OUR OF OUR MISERY, ARCHULETA!!!!
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Exhibit B:
The studio where he is allegedly working on new music.
The mythical studio that I picture floating above cotton-candy clouds in a My Little Pony universe. I want notarized proof this studio exists. Yes, I have trust issues.
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Exhibit C:
https://www.instagram.com/p/BKwG0WFj6uh/?taken-by=davidarchie
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Of course they strapped you to a chair, Mister. Pinoy fans are no fools. I imagine instead of taking blood they slipped you some truth serum. “You’re getting sleeeeepy, Josh… I mean, David… go ahead, whisper the release date to us… we won’t tell anyone, promise!” mwahahahaha
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Are there not easier ways to convey being Numb? Ways that could get that baby released soonish? … But I digress….
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Exhibit E:
He posts pictures like these…
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… I mean, COME ON!!!!!
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FINAL EXHIBIT:
He insists on singing like this and, of course, we forgive him everything … even trying to smite us… and we’ll wait as long as it takes because we know it will be SOOOOOOOO worth it! *sigh*
. How about you guys?? How are you doing in the patience department??
Besides not being eaten by bears, what are you guys thankful for, David-wise?
Here’s my shortlist:
New music is coming
New shows are coming
David is as crazy talented and funny and charming and huge-hearted and random as ever
His great taste in shoes
All the great friends I have made online and in person thanks to (to quote the lovely & amazing @rhiminee) this precious porkchop who must be protected at all costs
Slay Cancer With Dragons, Grammy Award Winning Band Imagine Dragons Rock Las Vegas on Friday, Sept. 30 For The Tyler Robinson Foundation at Caesars Palace Featuring: David Archuleta Where: Las Vegas, Nevada, United States When: 30 Sep 2016 Credit: Judy Eddy/WENN.com
Sorry I’ve been MIA, folks, an avalanche of family stuff going on… but I could not take a moment to declare a special tribute to perhaps my favourite David Archuleta footwear to date.
Sure, I am excited for new music. So excited I can barely think about it without letting out a high-pitched squeal that results in awkward stares in the produce aisle.
But when I see stellar soles like these, it restores my faith that an ArchuRenaissance is upon us.
A time when full-fledged flailing returns and David panics and dives behind the nearest buffet table.
A time when snippets are craved and vortexes are entered.
A time we are all reminded what heaven sounds like.
And am I the only one who’s kind of surprised every time David mentions driving or we see him behind the wheel?
I don’t know why.
Maybe because it seems like such a grown up thing to be doing… or a normal, every day thing to be doing.
Or because I think he should beam instantly places like they do on Star Trek. idek
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Was thinking last night how awesome it is that technology allows us all to share in the wonderful performances of David’s from all corners of the Earth (a def. step up from the crappy cell cast days)… but even more than technology, the generosity of the peeps who take the time and effort to record and share these gems with us. I really can’t say thanks enough for that.
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(thanks, in particular, to Donna Higby and @muldur for these!)
— Joanie S (@suttygal) September 10, 2016
. (although I’m on my dad’s basement computer that’s circa 1982 and they’re coming through all choppy… I’LL TAKE IT! … actually, he’s probably wondering what I’m doing down here. Toodles!)
AND HE’S DOING A PHOTOSHOOT TODAY FOR HIS NEW SONGS… NEW SONGS… NEW … SONGS … LET THAT JUST SINK IN FOR A NANOSEC, Y’ALL … SORRY FOR THE ALL CAPS, I MAY BE A TAD EXCIIIIIIIIIIITEDDDDDD!!!!!!!
Yo, anyone else?? 🙂
p.s.
Can I just say that I love the way he was going to end the clip then thought about all the other people in the world in different time zones and added an extra section just for them. This is the person we are cheering on / supporting / benevolently stalking, my friends. I feel pretty happy about that right about now. 🙂
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aww, Kari’s there too!
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p.p.s.
I like to think David is the bouncing guy back aways on the right. 🙂
It looks as though this post was removed from David’s FB. (Probably because it sparked a whole thread of comments from peeps who thought it meant that David’s official FB was fake… what the heck is WRONG with people??)
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So, as a public service, here are some helpful tips on how to spot a fake Archie page.
Tip #1
They spell Archuleta with two “T”s … Prefaced by “Mrs.”
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Tip #2
The timeline includes ZERO posts about food.
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Tip #3
His wings are missing.
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Tip # 4
The bandsintown.com notice is for Toronto.
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Tip #5
He’s, um, tanned all over.
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Tip #6
He’s wearing a man bun.
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Tip #7
He asks for your number so he can text you.
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Tip #8
You suspect he’s actually Ryan Lochte.
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Tip #9
His version of Crush sounds a little different.
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Tip #10 — and the surest sign of all.
He says his album’s coming out tomorrow.
How about you guys? What do you think the signs would be?
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Beautiful!
Watch how beautifully Daisuke Murakami* performed his skating 2 ‘The Prayer’ by Nathan Pacheco and David Archuleta!! https://t.co/6KI6Ab9rzx
Interesting interview with Shawn Mendes (who grew up just east of my old neighbourhood) … “You have to be careful not to make music something you don’t want to do,” he says.
I stumbled *cough*creeped*cough* on this convo… is it not the cutest thing ever? (And don’t worry, I didn’t bud in with my own tweet and weird them out, I’m sure this will soon be happening A LOT! 🙂 )
And this is the video that started their convo:
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TWEET OF THE CENTURY GOES TO! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA