SnowAngelz: Canadian fans of David Archuleta

Exhibit A:

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“#almost”??? is he for real??? Sorry, clearly he is not real, but posting a shadow selfie in the studio in front of a microphone with hair so fluffy it’s practically an afro???

PUT US OUR OF OUR MISERY, ARCHULETA!!!!
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Exhibit B:

https://www.instagram.com/p/BK86x6VDXo7/?taken-by=davidarchie
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Another teaser from the studio.

The studio where he is allegedly working on new music.

The mythical studio that I picture floating above cotton-candy clouds in a My Little Pony universe. I want notarized proof this studio exists. Yes, I have trust issues.

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Exhibit C:

https://www.instagram.com/p/BKwG0WFj6uh/?taken-by=davidarchie
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Of course they strapped you to a chair, Mister. Pinoy fans are no fools. I imagine instead of taking blood they slipped you some truth serum. “You’re getting sleeeeepy, Josh… I mean, David… go ahead, whisper the release date to us… we won’t tell anyone, promise!” mwahahahaha
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Exhibit D:

https://www.instagram.com/p/BJyStKgjohZ/?taken-by=davidarchie
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He shot a music video for Numb… the song that shall not be named… I’d embed a concert video here but I’ve already been hauled in by the youTube Police and it was not pretty (read all about it HERE).

I’m as patient as the next person … (fact-check: FALSE) … but DUDE, what is the hold up??!

Are you waiting for a mid-winter freeze so you can film a scene surfing in (I don’t know) Ontario?

https://www.instagram.com/p/6yGhZSlywu/?taken-by=davidarchie

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Are there not easier ways to convey being Numb? Ways that could get that baby released soonish? … But I digress….

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Exhibit E:

He posts pictures like these…

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… I mean, COME ON!!!!!
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FINAL EXHIBIT:

He insists on singing like this and, of course, we forgive him everything … even trying to smite us… and we’ll wait as long as it takes because we know it will be SOOOOOOOO worth it! *sigh*

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How about you guys?? How are you doing in the patience department??

Besides not being eaten by bears, what are you guys thankful for, David-wise?

Here’s my shortlist:

• New music is coming
• New shows are coming
• David is as crazy talented and funny and charming and huge-hearted and random as ever
• His great taste in shoes
• All the great friends I have made online and in person thanks to (to quote the lovely & amazing @rhiminee) this precious porkchop who must be protected at all costs
• Y’all!!!!!!!!!! ❤ ❤ ❤

p.s.
https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=1790705614509462&id=1726325320947492&refid=52

Slay Cancer With Dragons, Grammy Award Winning Band Imagine Dragons Rock Las Vegas on Friday, Sept. 30 For The Tyler Robinson Foundation at Caesars Palace Featuring: David Archuleta Where: Las Vegas, Nevada, United States When: 30 Sep 2016 Credit: Judy Eddy/WENN.com

Sorry I’ve been MIA, folks, an avalanche of family stuff going on… but I could not take a moment to declare a special tribute to perhaps my favourite David Archuleta footwear to date.

Sure, I am excited for new music. So excited I can barely think about it without letting out a high-pitched squeal that results in awkward stares in the produce aisle.

But when I see stellar soles like these, it restores my faith that an ArchuRenaissance is upon us.

A time when full-fledged flailing returns and David panics and dives behind the nearest buffet table.

A time when snippets are craved and vortexes are entered.

A time we are all reminded what heaven sounds like.

Ah, good times.

But in the meantime, these shoes. THESE. SHOES.

Yes, shallow, I know. But still, THESE SHOES!!!!

Carry on.

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And am I the only one who’s kind of surprised every time David mentions driving or we see him behind the wheel?

I don’t know why.

Maybe because it seems like such a grown up thing to be doing… or a normal, every day thing to be doing.

Or because I think he should beam instantly places like they do on Star Trek. idek

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Was thinking last night how awesome it is that technology allows us all to share in the wonderful performances of David’s from all corners of the Earth (a def. step up from the crappy cell cast days)… but even more than technology, the generosity of the peeps who take the time and effort to record and share these gems with us. I really can’t say thanks enough for that.

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(thanks, in particular, to Donna Higby and @muldur for these!)

https://www.instagram.com/p/BKJR4DyD-bn/?taken-by=davidarchie
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How cute is Kari, flinching at the camera? That was David not too long ago. *sigh*

And wow, healthy appetite, dude, that looked like quite the spread. I guess it takes a lot of energy being amazing.

Excuse me while I grab my sunglasses… that smile is BLINDING! Is it not??
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Bless the Periscoperrrrrssss!!!!!!

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LIVE on #Periscope: tofwDavid https://t.co/4WQBDLxo4v

— djhsail(@djhsail) September 10, 2016

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LIVE on #Periscope: @davidarchie Angel https://t.co/Q1kliPvtHO

— Joanie S (@suttygal) September 10, 2016
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LIVE on #Periscope: @Davidarchie singing BOTW https://t.co/FN2lSGmweW

— Joanie S (@suttygal) September 10, 2016
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(although I’m on my dad’s basement computer that’s circa 1982 and they’re coming through all choppy… I’LL TAKE IT! … actually, he’s probably wondering what I’m doing down here. Toodles!)

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And probably every one of us when his new music drops. 🙂

(sent to me by the lovely & amazing Taterzen!)

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HOW EXCITED ARE YOU GUYS GETTING FOR THE NEW MUSIC???!!!!!!!

Me?

My ears need this like my lungs need oxygen. Ears? pfffffft My entire being!!!!!

Bring it ON, Archuleta!

p.s.
Meet the costar of David’s new video!!!!!! 😉
https://www.instagram.com/p/BJ3GLaujCF1/?taken-by=davidarchie
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He’s pointing. At the cat. Who is taller than he is. #deathbydavid

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https://www.instagram.com/p/BJsR8KJjF8-/?taken-by=davidarchie

AND HE’S DOING A PHOTOSHOOT TODAY FOR HIS NEW SONGS… NEW SONGS… NEW … SONGS … LET THAT JUST SINK IN FOR A NANOSEC, Y’ALL … SORRY FOR THE ALL CAPS, I MAY BE A TAD EXCIIIIIIIIIIITEDDDDDD!!!!!!!

Yo, anyone else?? 🙂

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Can I just say that I love the way he was going to end the clip then thought about all the other people in the world in different time zones and added an extra section just for them. This is the person we are cheering on / supporting / benevolently stalking, my friends. I feel pretty happy about that right about now. 🙂

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aww, Kari’s there too!

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p.p.s.
I like to think David is the bouncing guy back aways on the right. 🙂

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ANOTHER ONE!!!!! *breathes into paper bag*

https://www.instagram.com/p/BJvkiF3DX4_/
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brb, going to find this person to give them a big hug:

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Looks like he’s as excited as we are!!! 🙂 🙂 🙂

Aerial shot of the Gengen hug captured by her own personal David drone.

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David pointing out that he’s excellent at pointing.

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David, patiently waiting for the translation of “Shawty” that he asked for 20 minutes ago.

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And his enthusiastic response when Gengen suggests doing a show in Toronto.

“You expect me to go to northern North America??”

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And finally, I think this lovely woman is each and every one of us, is she not?

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So, on a scale of 1 to “RELEASE IT ALREADY!”,  how impatient are you guys to hear David’s new music?

Photos: Che Wea Hu
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p.s.
sheesh, I’m away one weekend and he turns into an IG machine! LOL
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https://www.instagram.com/p/BJZKijKDWr9/?taken-by=davidarchie

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OH SWEET PEACHES, I AM DYINGGGGGG!!!!

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David went back & edited his IG caption when people couldn’t locate him in a group of 1st graders 😂 HONEY pic.twitter.com/UrHq2hgPwQ

— rhiminee (@rhiminee) August 22, 2016

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so he must’ve scrolled through these 🙂

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https://www.instagram.com/p/BJX21akjiW_/?taken-by=davidarchie
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https://www.instagram.com/p/BJVY5nSjw0q/?taken-by=davidarchie
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https://www.instagram.com/p/BJUe30ljziT/?taken-by=davidarchie
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🙂 🙂 🙂

Actual best comment 💯 #foreverwishing pic.twitter.com/qX99QiYmhd

— rhiminee (@rhiminee) August 20, 2016

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https://www.instagram.com/p/BJUOdFXj-dE/?taken-by=davidarchie
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I don’t know about David, but this kid’s MY kind of perfect! hahahaha #love

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awwwwww… just awwwwwww
https://www.instagram.com/p/BJXx7j9A3hC/?taken-by=ruofenliao
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https://www.instagram.com/p/BJXownMjM0f/?taken-by=yuning_do
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https://www.instagram.com/p/BJX3RNrDwBX/?taken-by=laurcookk
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Good morning @DavidArchie welcome to @SASchina #beautiful #DavidArchuleta pic.twitter.com/maqiemhpML

— Barefoot Librarian (@kimbrap) August 22, 2016

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It’s like a symphony, just keep listening and you will find your part. Excellent advice for @SASchina @DavidArchie pic.twitter.com/XzViyLwQg7

— Barefoot Librarian (@kimbrap) August 22, 2016

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https://www.instagram.com/p/BJaYwXiDSgV/?taken-by=lfungkeefung
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@DavidArchie VISITED OUR SCHOOL TODAY AND SANG FOR US OML IT WAS SO AMAZING!! DSOIFJEWORIWEJREWO:ILKRJW:LKRWELKRJWELKRJWLER

— Amy Z (@amyrzhou8) August 22, 2016

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FILE THESE UNDER: “DAVID ARCHULETA IS OFFICIALLY TRYING TO KILL US BEFORE HIS NEW MUSIC GETS HERE!!!!”
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https://www.instagram.com/p/BJbjXzijIUH/?taken-by=davidarchie
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https://www.instagram.com/p/BJbn8agD31N/?taken-by=davidarchie
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“We played in the play room and made forts”???? “They immediately found a Disney game that I whip out from time to time”??????? NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NOT FAIR, ARCHULETA!