Solid proof @DavidArchie is trying to smite us

Exhibit A:

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“#almost”??? is he for real??? Sorry, clearly he is not real, but posting a shadow selfie in the studio in front of a microphone with hair so fluffy it’s practically an afro???

PUT US OUR OF OUR MISERY, ARCHULETA!!!!
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Exhibit B:

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Another teaser from the studio.

The studio where he is allegedly working on new music.

The mythical studio that I picture floating above cotton-candy clouds in a My Little Pony universe. I want notarized proof this studio exists. Yes, I have trust issues.

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Exhibit C:

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Of course they strapped you to a chair, Mister. Pinoy fans are no fools. I imagine instead of taking blood they slipped you some truth serum. “You’re getting sleeeeepy, Josh… I mean, David… go ahead, whisper the release date to us… we won’t tell anyone, promise!” mwahahahaha
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Exhibit D:

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He shot a music video for Numb… the song that shall not be named… I’d embed a concert video here but I’ve already been hauled in by the youTube Police and it was not pretty (read all about it HERE).

I’m as patient as the next person … (fact-check: FALSE) … but DUDE, what is the hold up??!

Are you waiting for a mid-winter freeze so you can film a scene surfing in (I don’t know) Ontario?

Learning how to surf. I've got a ways to go. #stillinprogress #California #surfinUSA πŸ„

A post shared by David Archuleta (@davidarchie) on

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Are there not easier ways to convey being Numb? Ways that could get that baby released soonish? … But I digress….

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Exhibit E:

He posts pictures like these…

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… I mean, COME ON!!!!!
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FINAL EXHIBIT:

He insists on singing like this and, of course, we forgive him everything … even trying to smite us… and we’ll wait as long as it takes because we know it will be SOOOOOOOO worth it! *sigh*


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How about you guys?? How are you doing in the patience department??

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28 Responses to Solid proof @DavidArchie is trying to smite us

  1. mlpb3 says:

    My feelings exactly! It’s like that reoccurring dream where you are going somewhere but you never get there.. .. They say half the fun is the anticipation … Like a dear friend of mine used to say as things dragged on: “please! While I’m still “young”!!

  2. ray says:

    lol, he is not from this earth,nobody on this earth has so many different looks.or eyes like that ????

  3. peppertara says:

    Haha, well many have been “smitten” with David and his voice. I guess he can ‘smite’ us a little…..all things considered. πŸ™‚ He seems to be a man of surprises too, so he could very well bombard us with some outstanding and “smite” worthy new music, video all at once.
    As for patience in all of this, as you say TOfan, it will be sooooooo worth it. Have learned to go with the flow I guess!
    Ray, he does seem to have many different looks, think it shows his naturally creative, unique and remarkable nature.

  4. refnaf says:

    Perfect post TOfan! πŸ‘
    In my mind new music is in this kind of “fantasy dream”…. I really don’t believe it’s coming….cause he is not real, right? Maybe that way it will come sooner? I think I will be in shock when we finally get something.
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    Flatlined and gobsmacked

  5. Grammyj says:

    Yes, we have waited sooooo long that we will be totally surprised when he actually releases it. I kind of wish that he would release one song a month for many months instead of all at once. It would spread out the joy. But of course I will take it however it is released!

    • TOfan says:

      I know what you mean, Grammyj… when he said, a while ago, something about separate releases of EPs would mean we’d eventually get more songs, I was like “MORE SONGS, PLEASE!!!” πŸ™‚

  6. missbianca says:

    Just my luck to be waiting for new music from a perfectionist. My patience ran out long ago, but here my lethargic body sits…without patience.

    I was a hospital in-patient Monday/Tues this week, does that count? Hmmmm, maybe I could make a case that it’s David who gave me the Atrial Flutter, with all of his peeks and hints.

  7. nellie83 says:

    LOL, of course we forgive him. Look at the shadow picture though. Part of the “fluffy” hair is headphones, puffing the rest of the hair up. But, would love that new music….ummmm…..now!

  8. TOfan says:

    #deathbyArchuleta

    Wrapping up some tunes with @davidarchie

    A post shared by Thomas Doeve (@paperswanstudio) on

  9. angelofdja says:

    Aye! Aye! Aye! That True Colors is…oh, I don’t even know! DANG! His whole body sings!

    Patience is something I heard comes with age, I should have some stored up then! Ha! Ha!

  10. TOfan says:

    So apparently David did one of those “only peeps in the area can see” videos promoting Tuacahn… yes, I did just use the word “David” and “promoting” in the same sentence πŸ™‚ … Thanks for these, Janel!

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    “NEW MUSIC” Y’ALL!!!!! πŸ™‚ πŸ™‚ πŸ™‚

  11. Grammyj says:

    We will hear some new music from David during his next concerts. Yeah! There are some ODD fans going so all of us that can’t go should be able to see videos of the new music via the magic of the internet. Seems to be the only way since David hasn’t released “Numb” and the music video yet. Please release it soon David! We are all tired of waiting.

  12. TOfan says:

    he’s gotta stop it with this cute stuff, don’t know how much more I can take πŸ™‚

    sidenote: Is “you look like a missionary” basically David-code for “will you marry me?” πŸ™‚ πŸ™‚ πŸ™‚

  13. TOfan says:

    Tune in if you can… you can thank me later!

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  14. TOfan says:

    David’s Tuacahn video!

  15. TOfan says:

    “P.S. I don’t mean to demean either. I like both Pokemon Snap’s and @Daya’s music”

    I can’t. I cannot. ……………..

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