Category Archives: Utter nonsense

Welcome to the Hotel Archuleta … such a lovely place, such a lovely face

Posted on 05/12/2011 by TOfan

I just got back David Detox … aka a week’s vacation where, for the first time in a long time, I spent days on end away from computers and all things David Archuleta. (Well, not all things, I was in … Continue reading →

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David Archuleta: Moustache in a bottle, ya

Posted on 04/27/2011 by TOfan

Now that I’ve recovered from my laughing fit over this epic tweet of epic epicosity, I’m left wondering, who the heck did this guy think David was? I’m scratching my head trying to remember any moustachioed Idol contestants. Here’s what … Continue reading →

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I want to move to a land where David Archuleta is king

Posted on 04/07/2011 by TOfan

I want to move to the Philippines. The End.

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Geek chic: The other side of David Archuleta merchandise

Posted on 02/06/2011 by TOfan

A company called Impressive Displays (they created this banner for David Archuleta back in December… no idea why) tweeted this concept sketch yesterday, along with these tweets: “@ImprssvDisplays launches marketing package case study for @DavidArchie -follow the four phases of … Continue reading →

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David Archuleta Tour: We need deets and we need them now. Sincerely, a friend.

Posted on 01/03/2011 by TOfan

Okay, there’s no denying 2010 was a banner year for David Archuleta fans. Just skimming this amazing list from Janel on FOD, I see we had the Honduras trip, Somos el Mundo, new music at the A.I. Finale after-party and … Continue reading →

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Mazel tov: Funny ArchuMoments

Posted on 11/30/2010 by TOfan

Okay, folks, the weather outside is frightful but, as always, David Archuleta is delightful. Hang on, hang in for the ride of your life! “Forgetful David” from AynieArchie: “Funniest Moments” from maja123angel: “David Funny Moments Part 4” from s0phiebaron: “My … Continue reading →

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Fan fiction contest: No David iPad for me

Posted on 10/20/2010 by TOfan

Since Canadians and other international fans weren’t eligible to enter the David Archuleta DA.com Fan Fiction contest, I thought I’d post my entry right here, if that’s okay: “Jive sucks.” HushCoolCat stared at the words in her Hillroy notebook, crossed … Continue reading →

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Two first singles: A re-enactment

Posted on 09/13/2010 by TOfan

Here’s what I think really happened… At Jive headquarters in New York City, the part-time assistant to the junior intern in charge of David’s album considers leaving the office. It’s nearing 6 p.m. and the day’s been a tough one. … Continue reading →

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Spoiler alert: David Archuleta’s new music-video (not really)

Posted on 07/13/2010 by TOfan

A top-secret source1 just leaked to SnowAngelz the following music-video script for David Archuleta’s new single, Something ‘Bout Love. (We determined the script was legit after the completion of extensive forensic testing2). [EXT., SUBURBAN STREET, DUSK] As the sun sets … Continue reading →

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The waiting is the hardest part

Posted on 06/24/2010 by TOfan

This is going to sound insane but when the brief earthquake rocked Toronto this afternoon, one of my first thoughts (after “what the heck was that?”) was that if I had to evacuate the building for any length of time, … Continue reading →

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