Category Archives: Utter nonsense

https://instagram.com/p/6XAQjwFy2o/?taken-by=davidarchie View this post on Instagram A post shared by TOFW (Time Out for Women) (@tofw_timeoutforwomen) Salutations from the Shire. You know, just a visit to my friend Bilbo Baggins. 😉 pic.twitter.com/519PqBjjhA — David Archuleta (@DavidArchie) August 14, 2015 . … Continue reading →

p.s. p.p.s. https://instagram.com/p/5NU6pKly9j/?taken-by=davidarchie

Saw an old man at the store today with shorts & hiked up black socks, getting free cheese samples. How does one say hi to their future self? — Jay (@theshamingofjay) July 1, 2015 . *hides*

The crack investigative team at SAz* brings you another scoop… a transcript of leaked audio from a behind-the-scenes shot recently tweeted by the lovely @MyDearWriter: Image source. *There is no such team. p.s. If you haven’t read @rhiminee’s epic tags … Continue reading →

I don’t know how I feel about David spending so much time “outdoors”… does he not know the dangers that lurk around every corner? Trees that fall in the forest with no one there to hear them may not make … Continue reading →

p.s. Refuelling station. https://instagram.com/p/3moGV7ly3K/?taken-by=davidarchie

COMING SOON TO AN AMPHITHEATRE NEAR YOU! THE FEATURE FILM EXTRAVAGANZA WE’VE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR!! *drumroll* ARCHZILLA! the hypnotizing and mesmerizing story of an average, freakishly talented Murray native whose life takes a surprising turn after a crazy experiment in … Continue reading →

I’m sure you’ve seen these “How Old Do I Look” pics from the how-old.net site all over your FB feed. And since I had some free time in between brokering world peace and finding a cure for ebola, I thought … Continue reading →

Speculation can now be put to an end… here is the almost certainly, possibly, maybe, in an alternate universe, definitive reason David posted the clip from Aladdin: First of all, I LOVE Aladdin… The full story… …is to please oh … Continue reading →

What on earth was this guy thinking?? Letting the entire world know what continent Mr. Archuleta visited this week?? Was he not given the DavidArchie confidentiality contract to sign before deigning to perform for him?? What is this world coming … Continue reading →