Oh sweet peaches how did this happen??

Dylan1
Dylan2What on earth was this guy thinking?? Letting the entire world know what continent Mr. Archuleta visited this week??

Was he not given the DavidArchie confidentiality contract to sign before deigning to perform for him?? What is this world coming to when such lapses can take place before our very eyes??

What’s next? Mom-and-pop restaurants thanking David for stopping by mere days after he’s left? Anarchy, I fear, anarchy.

D’Arch has gone to great lengths to foil identity spotters and leave no trail of empanada crumbs for particular crazier fans to track him down. This breach may be a devastating blow.

He needs to take out a protective order for the grass on his lawn STAT and refrain from tweeting, vlogging or blogging… oh, wait.

I plan to do my part. He’s said he doesn’t like being the centre of attention and here I am erecting this veritable shrine to the dude. No worries, David, we’ve got your back… we know you want your back to yourself, thank you very much, but we’ll respect your wishes and avert our eyes if your name pops up anywhere.

We’ll leave you be and pretend you were just a figment of our collective imaginations. A figment with an incredible voice. And yes, that is a compliment.

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15 Responses to Oh sweet peaches how did this happen??

  1. TaterZen says:

    I hear that Dylan Chambers has now been fired from ACOT (Archuleta Covert Operations Team).

    Thank goodness I am not one of those “crazier fans.” I just hope I can get a refund on this tracking device when I get back from California.

  2. karenkid says:

    Aww, it’s nice seeing him live his life. Happy to know he’s having fun under that radar! 😀

  3. marin says:

    HAHA, TOfan! I admit I wondered how D might react when (and if) he saw Dylan’s tweet. I believe Casey Abrams also performed that night-I hope we get to hear that song they wrote together at some point. I am a big fan of Casey’s talent, spirit and style.

  4. GrammyJ says:

    Well, it is good to know that David was in LA for awhile because that is where he generally works on his music career. Thanks for the heads up Dylan Chambers because David hasn’t tweeted for a week, but who’s counting lol.

  5. trace says:

    Your tongue-in-cheek humour always cheers me up no end. 🙂
    But I’m beginning to actually believe that he had always been a figment of my imagination. 😦

  6. missbianca says:

    ROFL, I think. Part of me just wonder if you just subtly said you would stop blogging about the Figment. Perhaps we should use the Disney Epcot Figment as a stand-in for the D in photos? http://www.magicbandcollectors.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/Figment-Dragon.png

    • TOfan says:

      You are an astute one, Ms. B ♥ … I admit, I have been feeling very conflicted about blogging about someone who doesn’t want attention focused on him (like, AT ALL) … at this point I’m still doing it because I like all of you too much, tbh… you are a fun bunch who don’t take yourselves … or David… too ultra-seriously, and you just all seem to be smart, lovely, kind-hearted folks who appreciate David’s immense talent but “let him bee” himself. (see what I did there? 🙂 )

      sorry for the mushiness… {{{{{{group hug}}}}}

  7. amb4da says:

    This made me LOL..
    “D’Arch has gone to great lengths to foil identity spotters and leave no trail of empanada crumbs for particular crazier fans to track him down. This breach may be a devastating blow.”

    Oh wait but then this…”We’ll leave you be and pretend you were just a figment of our collective imaginations. A figment with an incredible voice.” ..made me feel a pang of sadness.

    “And yes that is a compliment”…made me wistfully sigh.

    and hence is my current experience as a David Archuleta, (die-hard, lately confused & bewildered, yet faithful, hopeful, supportive, yet stumped, sometimes dare I say ‘a tad pissy’ yet yet yet…) fan.

    Thanks always TOfan…for the lighthearted look at it all. 🙂
    ps. Are there any East Coast tour dates yet? 😉 …I did lead with diehard y’all…

    • Grammyj says:

      Nope, Utah only. Maybe we all need to move there. It looks like a beautiful state. I’m here in the Midwest and he has never had a concert in Iowa. Kari did say that they are working on getting concerts in other states. The good news is that he will be having concerts again, and there are always lovely Archie’s that put his performances on you-tube for the rest of us.

  8. peppertara says:

    Loving this post and your humour Tofan! Some great comments too. “A figment with an incredible voice” ha, yes. Well I am hoping that figment with the incredible voice will do more concerts too, perhaps one a little closer to me. Wishful thinking and hoping of course, as it is with other fans out there. Can always hope. It is great news though, that he is doing concerts again!

  9. peppertara says:

    On another note: Many thoughts and prayers for Nepal. ❤

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