How old does @DavidArchie REALLY look?

I’m sure you’ve seen these “How Old Do I Look” pics from the site all over your FB feed.

And since I had some free time in between brokering world peace and finding a cure for ebola, I thought I’d see how David’s album covers fared.


*drum roll*

Here are the results (saving the best for last πŸ™‚ ):

Despite still being a teenager when Crush & the little red album came out, David scores a mature 27/28 for those covers … take THAT flight attendants monitoring the escape routes….Dredalbum28 Dcrush27 . . . .





And he matures to a whopping 33 & 28 for TOSOD (& TOSOD Asia Edition)… bring on those grandpa cardigans!!! Dtosod30Dtosodasia28






This next one is actually right on. Forevermore came out in March 2012 when David was, in fact, 21. Which is extremely disappointing because it doesn’t allow me to crack any jokes.

“Mission” albums, Begin. and No Matter How Far… these numbers must be measuring him in dog years….



And just for variety …Elder Archie, a glowy 25…..
… as is “fierce David”… So D., if you need to look your age, just make this face: πŸ™‚

Speaker David is uber-mature (obvs)….

and last, but certainly not least …

one that will surprise exactly NO ONE …

the CFTH cover….

Moral of the story? Your eyes don’t lie but album covers sure can.


“We’ll see what adventures lie ahead when I finish this pensive writing phase so we can include all of you for the next phase!!!” :)))))

What do you guys think about THOSE words?!?!?!?


Nice close-up version of “He Lives in You”!

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14 Responses to How old does @DavidArchie REALLY look?

  1. Those were/are the best words ever!!! :)))))
    And totally LOLed at the CFTH cover and “12”

  2. missbianca says:

    This post is one for the ages!

    Love you! ❀

    Love the thought of 'the next phase." "David doesn't disappoint."

  3. Abrra says:

    No matter what age he is, he can’t take a bad picture πŸ™‚

    From Abrra’s Candy Jar β€œHe Lives In You”~by @DavidArchie MP3 and MP4
    from this video


  4. Tina says:

    Everything about this post is perfect. Even the CFTH elf picture.

    TOfan ❀

  5. refnaf says:

    Gosh!! So funny! They sure got the CFTH pic right!!
    “Pensive writing phase” twill be great to hear eeeeeeeeeeeep

  6. Anonymous says:
  7. TOfan says:

    How awesome is this???!!!

    “LAYTON β€” After his show sold out in record time, a matter of hours, popular pop singer David Archuleta will be brought back to the Kenley Amphitheater in Layton for a second performance September 21.

    Tickets to the Davis Art’s Summer Nights With the Stars concert series date that featured Archuleta went on sale last week and experienced the highest day of sales in their history. For the first time a show sold out in one day.

    Although a mass of the tickets were swallowed up by locals and season ticket holders for the concert series, patrons from all over the country also purchased tickets. Even someone from as far away as Denmark purchased a ticket to the first concert.

    Heather Hendrix, Davis Arts Council director of marking and communications, said Tuesday the arts council anticipated the show would be a success, but didn’t expect a record sell out.

    β€œHis fans are so loyal and follow him around the country,” she said. β€œI think we did expect that it would sell out. I think Bill Cosby sold out in 10 days, and that was big for us. So it was just really the matter of how fast it sold out that was shocking.”

    Full story:

    And yet no word from David that more tix go on sale tomorrow. *noogies*

  8. TOfan says:

    Just going to keep spamming myself, LOLOL.

    • missbianca says:

      Bwahahahaha! Who knew?

      Each of the others is estimated to be older than they actually were. I’d hate to see the result for David if this tendency were to be corrected.

  9. Lurker fan says:

    Yayyy David the record setter! 😎

  10. KJ says:


  11. TOfan says:

    Thanks, refnaf for the heads up! πŸ™‚ πŸ™‚ πŸ™‚

  12. refnaf says:

    I get shaky just thinking about how many vids we may get out of these concerts!!! David videographer fans are the best!!!!!

    • GrammyJ says:

      We just have to hang in there until September. Hopefully some appearance will pop up for David before that. Crossing fingers.

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