Category Archives: Utter nonsense

#ThrowbackThursday @DavidArchie-style

Posted on 11/13/2014 by TOfan

Can we take a moment to celebrate one of the finest moments in all Archudom… (What, no #ModestIsHottestDancers hashtag???) . . … and another version focusing on, you know, David (flirty-eyebrow alert at 0:29 🙂 )…. P.S. Still LOOOOOOOOVE this … Continue reading →

David Archuleta #NanditoAko script leaks! (not really)

Posted on 11/11/2014 by TOfan

You thought David Archuleta’s TV5 miniseries was about love triangles, family roots, testing friendships and rose-petal dinners-for-two? Think again! Watch the real drama unfold below! . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . … Continue reading →

Posted in Utter nonsense | Tagged David Archuleta, Follow Archuleta, Nandito Ako, TV5 | 37 Comments

Separated at birth….

Posted on 11/07/2014 by TOfan

A friend asked me to do a post about the similarities between David and a young Paul McCartney… and I aim to please. 🙂 p.s. And this comment was from just 7 months ago: “tressinar: This kid can sing the … Continue reading →

Posted in Utter nonsense | Tagged David Archuleta McCartneys it bettah | 12 Comments

Serious @DavidArchie Face Off

Posted on 10/20/2014 by TOfan

I almost don’t recognize David here. SO. VERY. SERIOUS. Is that an actual FURROW in his brow? What could he possibly be talking about so earnestly? Place your best bets here*: If you clicked “Other,” please share your suggestions in … Continue reading →

Posted in Utter nonsense | Tagged David Archuleta furrows bettah | 18 Comments

Happy Thanksgiving, fellow Canucks and @DavidArchie fans!!!

Posted on 10/10/2014 by TOfan

Many of you non-Canadians may be puzzled right now. “They celebrate Thanksgiving way up there??” you say. “And they have the nerve to do it this weekend… BEFORE Halloween?” “And so far away from Christmas?? Who the heck do those … Continue reading →

Posted in Utter nonsense | Tagged Happy Thanksgiving David Archuleta peeps | 23 Comments

MORE BREAKING @DAVIDARCHIE NEWS!!!!! (really)

Posted on 10/04/2014 by TOfan

Sadly, that quote in the caption left out the best part of the story, as unearthed by our intrepid SAz reporters (who interned at TMzed… the Canadian version)… Here’s the rest: David Archuleta, what a class act. There was a … Continue reading →

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The amazing story of Tim Allen: @DavidArchie Super Fan! (ish)

Posted on 10/02/2014 by TOfan

As you can see in this video, comedian Tim Allen was on Jimmy Kimmel last night extolling the virtues of one David James Archuleta. (pronounced “Ark-U-letta,” we have been wrong all this time!) Tim is a crafty one. He pretended … Continue reading →

Posted in Utter nonsense | Tagged Tim Allen thinks David Archuleta has a great voice it's a fact | 21 Comments

Couldn’t resist: @DavidArchie’s Freshman Year (not really)

Posted on 09/03/2014 by TOfan

Feels good to have control over my own life. Wow, I love learning, and creating my own learning environments. #forwardwithfaith #best2years — David Archuleta (@DavidArchie) September 3, 2014 Finally! A step-by-step deconstruction of David Archuleta’s latest tweet! “Feels good to have … Continue reading →

Posted in Utter nonsense | Tagged David Archuleta we love you even if we drive you nuts | 24 Comments

Random thoughts

Posted on 08/21/2014 by TOfan

I just read David’s FB post. Is it just me or does he sound about 45 years old here? World-weary and reflecting on quality time missed and time passing much too quickly. Makes me a little sad for him, tbh. … Continue reading →

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The real story behind the @DavidArchie Ice Cream lockout saga (not really)

Posted on 08/17/2014 by TOfan

You may have felt a shift in the archtastic vortex Friday night when this startling event took place: Our stealth investigative reporting team at SAz* uncovered the full story: David: Gosh, I am craaaaaving ice cream right now, what do you have? … Continue reading →