Category Archives: Utter nonsense

@DavidArchie ING music video script leaks (not really)

Posted on 06/27/2012 by TOfan

David Archuleta’s music video for “I’ll Never Go” may appear calm and serene on the surface, but it turns out there was much more drama going on behind the scenes….. . . . . . . . . WHAT?? YOU????? … Continue reading →

Posted in Utter nonsense | Tagged David Archuleta, I'll Never Go, irony bites | 22 Comments

David Archuleta’s hidden iTunes gems (really)

Posted on 06/06/2012 by TOfan

Last night I had this impulse to take a peek on iTunes to see if Forevermore had snuck back on there. It hadn’t. What I did find, however, was more than I bargained for. I discovered a gold mine of … Continue reading →

Posted in Utter nonsense | Tagged A little too not over classical music for pregnant mothers to enhance a smart baby, classical Crush, David Archuleta, iTunes | 12 Comments

@DavidArchie BEGIN. song news leaks (not really)

Posted on 05/25/2012 by TOfan

Thanks to the lovely @kariontour‘s #throwbackThursday tweets yesterday, we learned some valuable clues about David Archuleta’s next release, BEGIN. Clue #1: You won’t find it in Target’s “gospel” section. (Since we don’t have Target here at all yet, but it’s … Continue reading →

Posted in Utter nonsense | Tagged BEGIN., DA2014, David Archuleta, erhu | 24 Comments

ArchuConspiracy Theory: A little too not over you

Posted on 05/22/2012 by TOfan

It’s a losing battle, people. David Archuleta may have left the building for two whole years … but good luck trying to move on with your lives. The dude is everywhere. Just when I think I’ve finally banished him from … Continue reading →

Posted in Utter nonsense | Tagged DA2014, David Archuleta, quietly losing my mind | 34 Comments

@DavidArchie’s Photoshoot Rulebook leaks (not really)

Posted on 04/23/2012 by TOfan

This fun fan vid shows David Archuleta to be a seasoned pro in front of the camera … but that amazingness didn’t happen overnight. It’s taken years of challenging Zoolanderish work to become the vogue-ing dynamo we see today … … Continue reading →

Posted in Utter nonsense | Tagged Blue Steel, David Archuleta, FOX Anniversary Special, Rolling Stone | 15 Comments

And so it goes…

Posted on 04/17/2012 by TOfan

Possibly something like this (not really): . . . . . . P.S. Just ‘cuz… P.P.S. Gifs from the amazing @SamLouiseG.

Posted in Utter nonsense | 11 Comments

David Archuleta joins One Direction

Posted on 04/10/2012 by TOfan

Since fake blogs and rumours seem to be all the rage, I say we start a new one: David’s real “mission” is to practice his British accent in preparation for joining …. that’s right, One Direction!!!! It must be true, … Continue reading →

Posted in Utter nonsense | Tagged 1D, David Archuleta, Directioners meet Archies, One Direction | 5 Comments

@DavidArchie Forevermore script leaks (not really)

Posted on 04/05/2012 by TOfan

A VRS* has informed us that the original inspiration for the “Forevermore” video was a serious crisis that occurred during the filming of Nandito Ako…. But what a great idea for a song!!! . . . . . . . … Continue reading →

Posted in Utter nonsense | Tagged David Archuleta, Forevermore | 21 Comments

Somebody please call the union ….

Posted on 04/03/2012 by TOfan

… there’s a shocking employment situation going on and something needs to be done about it. Yes, that’s right. I’m talking about the lovely ms. @pinantonio. She would NEVER complain so I feel it’s up to me to make her … Continue reading →