@DavidArchie’s Photoshoot Rulebook leaks (not really)

This fun fan vid shows David Archuleta to be a seasoned pro in front of the camera … but that amazingness didn’t happen overnight. It’s taken years of challenging Zoolanderish work to become the vogue-ing dynamo we see today … here’s a sneak peek into David’s Photoshoot Rulebook … which hasn’t seemed to change much over the years, hmm….

Rule #1: Christmas colours make great slacks….

Red is the new green, baby!

Green pants rock!

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Rule #2: When in doubt, wear sunglasses….

Shades turn me into a flirtin' machine.

Admit it, ladies, you are powerless to resist them...

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Watch & learn, bro, watch & learn...

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Rule #3: A guitar is the perfect accessory for the sideways semi-recline pose….

I'm having a flashback of something... a nightmare maybe???

Aha!

I wonder how many seersuckers had to die to make these pants?

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Rule #4: Jumping makes you look taller! Additional proof.

I think I'll make this my signature move...

Kid's still got it!!!

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Rule #5: It’s all about the footwear, baby….

Whoah, I'm having another frightening flashback....

Can't get this tune outta my head, "down, down ... down, down...."

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Anyone wanna play checkers? ... on my feet?

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Rule #6: When in doubt, grab a hat!

Maybe if I throw it far enough, I can enter the Bench Olympics ....

I knew this hat would come in handy someday ...

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Rule #7: When you need to look serious, think deep thoughts ….

Is it lunch yet?

Is it lunch yet?

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Rule #8: Photo shoots can be physically demanding, don’t forget to stretch….

My leg is cramping ... cut! cut!

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Muuuuch better ... wheeeeee.....

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p.s. More Celebrity Pictures photos here.

p.p.s.

MUST WATCH! David on FOX’s Anniversary Special last night. D. comes in around 1:00 (thx. JR!!!)

p.p.s.s.
David FINALLY gets mentioned in Rolling Stone Magazine. *sigh*

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15 Responses to @DavidArchie’s Photoshoot Rulebook leaks (not really)

  1. Love it!! Our young man is growing up and definitely more comfortable/handsome!! They sure loved the preppy look in the early days!! Loved seeing David singing Imagine on Fox Anniversary Special!! …Rolling Stones..Hard Core??? Thanks Tofan!

  2. ray says:

    you should write a book about (not realy) ha ha ha

  3. refnaf says:

    Ack> Those old pics are a hoot!!!! Thanks for the laugh TOfan
    Enjoying the sidebar gif’s too…… I adore you for keeping us laughting 🙂

  4. bluebar says:

    Hi Snowangelz,
    Another new article in the now very famous “Leaks” series!!

    At first, I really loved the “So Long, David Archuleta!” video. It is beautifully done – capturing some of the best photos and scenes with David – that surely all us Archies enjoy!
    I liked the song so much that I searched Youtube for the artist, Mayer Hawthorne and even considered buying his music… until I watched his unedited (VEVO) video of the song, “The Walk.” I now have mixed feelings!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gmfcYli6vV4

    Even if “The Walk” video is a “take-off” of a movie or just more of what “sells” nowadays, I personally regret that David is associated with this song. Didn’t even bother to listen to any more of Hawthorne’s music. I’m disappointed that one video could change my mind like this. Just my opinion, but I can’t separate the song from what is seen in the video!
    So, I say now, “So long, Mayer Hawthorne. You did me wrong!!”

    Love David!

  5. sunny says:

    So funny TOfan!! You made my day!

  6. abanana77 says:

    Hahahaha love this!!

  7. mandaberry says:

    I want you to keep doing these! then I want you to put them in a book for David when he gets home – and I might want one, too 🙂

  8. You are brilliant!! 😀 Love it! Please don’t ever stop!

  9. TOfan says:

    thanks, guys! you all make my day! … joujou, it’s an affliction, don’t think I can! 🙂 🙂

  10. LOVE it, TOFan, and you made my day, so thanks!!!

  11. emmegirl14 says:

    rofl – keep em coming tofan! Between the thousands of photos of him and the endless screencapping possibilities, you easily have enough to keep you going for two years. 🙂

  12. Tropical Angel says:

    Thanks Tofan! You Know what would make a good leaked (not really) story? That day David played or tried to play basketball…what really happend that day, with your signature style…I am getting shaky just thinking about it 🙂

  13. desertrat says:

    Playing checkers on those shoes? I’m stll laughing at that one. 🙂

  14. TOfan says:

    New post/thread!

    🙂

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