@DavidArchie Forevermore script leaks (not really)

A VRS* has informed us that the original inspiration for the “Forevermore” video was a serious crisis that occurred during the filming of Nandito Ako….

"Oh NOOOOO! I am completely out of hand sanitizer!!!!"

But what a great idea for a song!!!

There are times, when I just want to kill all those germs....

Microbes are not riiiight...







There are times, when I just want to wash them awaaaay...

But they put up a fiiiiight....









I just can't believe Cootie-B-Gone is all sold out noooowwww....

So many contagions I once knewwww

I need sanitizer for twoooo

I just can't compaaaare your palms with anything in this wooooorld

Cleanser's all I need...

... to sterilize with forevermoooore





All those years, I've longed to kill that bacteriaaaaa

I should think about gloooooves

Every night, I've been checking the flyers for sales





wishing those towelettes would be mine

I just can't believe my coupon's expired nooow






e-coli was just a nightmare I once kneeeewwww

I never wanted to give you the fluuuuuuuu

I can't protect you frooom every bug in this woooooorld









Purell's all I need to be with you...



I'll take a four-pack!

* “VRS” stands for “Very Reliable Source,” and we don’t actually have any of those. πŸ™‚


Gifs from the amazing ohnopurple, ilovechudavidarchie and TheArchievault on Tumblr.

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21 Responses to @DavidArchie Forevermore script leaks (not really)

  1. abanana77 says:

    Bahahahahaha! This is your best yet!!!! Love this so much! lolol

  2. How much do I love that I heard a certainly lovely voice and melody in my head as I read these captions. Thanks again, TOFan, for being amazing.

  3. ray says:

    he he he

  4. rohdegirl says:

    So funny!. I remember standing in line at V.I.P. once and they passed down the hand sanitizer for us to use before we touched HIM! hahaha. Love It!

  5. bebereader says:


    You are courageously creative!
    Loved it!

  6. haha, awesome! πŸ˜€

  7. collegemom says:

    It is so much fun to come here! So funny! Thanks.

  8. sweetonda says:

    Haha, yes it’s important to keep that boy germ free! Love it!

  9. Elysian says:

    This is hysterical! You have an incredible sense of humor in that you can find the funny in anything. Thank you for making these for all of us to enjoy!

  10. supergrandjudie=judie miller says:

    HaHaHaHa. .. Yes, it’s all about the hands. Loved it!

  11. Kizzi says:

    TOfan. This is full of “awesome-age.”

    Just what I needed tonite. πŸ˜€ Thank you Dr. T.

    And, yes, those hands say it all…my hands…touch my hand…..yeah, David talks with his hand…diva in song, wave, peace, shake, hug, etc….always expressive…and now in a contest for sanitizer for two…hahahaha. Too much funny stuff all in one hilarious spoof. And about the gloves, “just say no!” πŸ˜€

    Love ya SAz. I have “Auld Lang Syne” stuck in my head today. Here’s to friendships that were created in the Archu-Sphere….may old acquaintance NEVER be forgot…

    Haven’t seen this yet, have you??

  12. peppertara says:

    TOfan, thanks for the many laughs and for sharing again, your great wit. Sang right along with David, haha. Hands and hand sanitizer FTW! Your humour makes my day. πŸ™‚
    Love that pic that Kizzi posted. David and Matt Clayton, nice!

  13. betsy says:

    “I never wanted to give you the fluuuuuuuuuuu”
    Dear David,
    Please sing this line sometime. Really.
    The CDC
    p.s. Thanks Tofan :)))))))

  14. jeaniut says:

    Loved it again. Not to mention all those hand pictures in one place.

  15. Angel says:

    Your sense of humor is unbelievable. You make me laugh every time. I do enjoy your posts.Thanks

  16. bluebar says:

    Bugs begone!

    I’m reminded of these words from a song by Ashford and Simpson, sung by Diana Ross…
    and so befitting David at this time:

    Reach out and touch
    Somebody’s hand
    Make this world a better place
    If you can

  17. TOfan says:

    Newsflash! Apparently David is featured in People’s Magazine special “American Idol, Where are they Now ” issue, and they mentioned Nandito Ako and his mission! πŸ™‚

    Thx. @rhiminee for the twitpics (click 2 enlarge)!!!!!!!
    Front cover:
    Share photos on twitter with Twitpic
    David’s page:
    Share photos on twitter with Twitpic
    David’s blurb:
    Share photos on twitter with Twitpic
    S7 group shot:
    Share photos on twitter with Twitpic
    Cookie’s page:
    Share photos on twitter with Twitpic
    Cookie’s blurb (he mentions D., bless him πŸ™‚ )
    Share photos on twitter with Twitpic

  18. TOfan says:

    And Kari twitpic’d a photo of David doing the interview via skype:
    interview pic

  19. betsy says:

    Yikes! I love the picture they used.

  20. emmegirl14 says:

    You were desperate for an article where you could post all those hand shots, weren’t you!
    LOL! Love it!

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