Come sing our special @davidarchie TikTok song!

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To celebrate the momentous occasion of David Archuleta’s new little blue TikTok checkmark, I invite you all to sing the following, tune to tune of Paralyzed! Or not, up to you, really.

I hold on and I should let go
I wait to think when I really know
I should’ve been TikTok-ed a million years ago
I wake up and I’m gonna slay
Another chance to hashtag a new day
Y’all can find me now, here is why

I’M VERIFIED!

By the app boss at TikTok who rules all
So that now I can finally go viral
With my voice and my smile at the end
Watch the likes for my vid as they spiral away

I’M VERIFIED!
I’M VERIFIED!

It’s so short, this little clip
Is there time for me to do a backflip?
Protect my faaaaaace if I slip

Trying this dance for a challenge I’m doing
My slippery socks bringin’ me down
Trying this dance for a challenge I’m doing
My slippery socks bringin’ me down

I’M VERIFIED!

By the app boss at TikTok who rules all
So that now I can finally go viral
With my voice and my smile at the end
Watch the likes for my vid as they spiral away

I’M VERIFIED!
I’M VERIFIED!

Trying this dance for a challenge I’m doing
My slippery socks bringing me down
Trying this dance for a challenge I’m doing
My slippery socks bringing me down
Trying this dance for a challenge I’m doing
My slippery socks bringing me down
Trying this dance for a challenge I’m doing
My slippery socks bringing me dooooooowwwwwwnnnn
[Sidenote: Try this riff for the #ParalyzedChallenge… good luck with that, everyone! J]

I’M VERIFIED!
I’M VERIFIED!

By the app boss at TikTok who rules all
So that now I can finally go viral
With my voice and my smile at the end
Watch the likes for my vid as they spiral away

p.s.

Check out David’s TikToks HERE to see what you’ve been missing!

p.p.s.
In case you need a reminder of how awesome the original is. 🙂

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6 Responses to Come sing our special @davidarchie TikTok song!

  1. refnaf says:

    Ack!! I love it when you post!!! I know I’m in for a good giggle!!! ((((hug))))

  2. MissB says:

    Thank you for pointing out this new addition to the social media sphere. I had no idea! But your lyrics!!! They are just crazy good. I hope David sees this one,

    Favorite bit:
    I’M VERIFIED!

    By the app boss at TikTok who rules all
    So that now I can finally go viral

  3. TaterZen says:

    Totally stuck in my head now… I’M VERIFIED!
    “Protect my faaaaaace if I slip”

    Haha! Always a good time at SnowAngelz!

  4. Pepper says:

    Thanks for the ‘new little blue checkmark’ TikTok update! Haha, you are so creative, the lyrics here are now dancing in my head. 🎵My slippery socks bringing me dooooooowwwwwwnnnn 🎵
    🙂

  5. MissB says:

    Been singing the song on which this is based today as I try to decide what to do about our West Coast Davidarchie concert plan. CDC says “stay away” if you have a heart/lung problem but I WANT TO GOOOOO.

    • MissB says:

      No longer paralyzed and decided to do the right thing. Stay home. Is cursing allowed on this blog? &*^% this @$*&

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