The super-secret inside scoop behind D’s haircut (not really)

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Why Craig’s, you ask?

Well, folks, you’ve come to the right place because SAz knows all. (By “all,” I mean nada.)

Our non-existent inside source at Craig’s has provided us with D’s very own footnotes on their latest ad:

 

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1. $10, are you kidding me?? What if I bring my own scissors?

2. Perfect! I happen to be a rockstar myself, heh heh.

3. You had me at FREE FREE FREE, baby.

4. Can I have extras?

5. Drats, how did I miss this???!!!!

Yes, dear friends, this is what Mr. D’Arch missed out on:

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In related news, Craig’s Cuts advertised for a stylist this afternoon and is now screening a record number of candidates:

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Possibly because this was the practice test they were required to do:
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p.s.
And here’s David just before his, ahem, trim, with a special vlog message for us.

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And for my fellow Canucks: 🙂
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6 Responses to The super-secret inside scoop behind D’s haircut (not really)

  1. grammyj says:

    Nooo! David’s hair was looking mighty fine – he didn’t need a haircut. Thanks for another fun post though.

  2. marin says:

    I agree grammyj hope he didn’t go Chile short! 🙂 Still LOLing at those applicants for stylist! 🙂 🙂

    and nice to see all the siblings together!

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  3. TaterZen says:

    Bwah! Still smiling at your cutting remarks.

    No question David is our mane man. If he is not willing toupee, he should negotiate for some Free Fluffing.
    #grewupinthepunitentiary
    #reallysorrysortof
    #resumespunhiatus

  4. missbianca says:

    Good thing you put in that disclaimer. I would totally believe SAz knows all!

    I can’t believe my hubby (who is “folically challenged) spends more on a haircut than David! David sets the standard for frugal.

  5. peppertara says:

    Lol, love that an entire post can be about David and his haircuts, haha. Seems to be an epic head of hair however, even trimmed shorter.
    Thanks for the “what year is it pic”, ha. Yes the times they are a changin, new govt for Canada and David, once again….decided to get his haircut. Of course, the man always looks nice anyway.
    Had a good laugh with it all, thanks!

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