@DavidArchie getting his haircut at Craig’s Cuts rn haha
— Jake Messner (@JakeMessner) October 19, 2015
Why Craig’s, you ask?
Well, folks, you’ve come to the right place because SAz knows all. (By “all,” I mean nada.)
Our non-existent inside source at Craig’s has provided us with D’s very own footnotes on their latest ad:
1. $10, are you kidding me?? What if I bring my own scissors?
2. Perfect! I happen to be a rockstar myself, heh heh.
3. You had me at FREE FREE FREE, baby.
4. Can I have extras?
5. Drats, how did I miss this???!!!!
Yes, dear friends, this is what Mr. D’Arch missed out on:
In related news, Craig’s Cuts advertised for a stylist this afternoon and is now screening a record number of candidates:
And here’s David just before his, ahem, trim, with a special
vlog message for us.