Official list of @DavidArchie CTS DVD special features (not really)!

FINAL_COVERPreorder your DVD today!

Includes such awesome extras* as:

●  Fight scenes with companion … “Basta! That was MY fancy Chilean hotdog!!!

● “Eye of the Tiger” solo, complete with boxing moves!

● Outtakes from the Christmas concert! (Elder Archie has a MKOCT flashback, grabs the sticks and pummels some poor kid’s drum!)

● A 17-month calendar of all D’s companions — the one-year calendar just wasn’t big enough!!!

● Necktie runway show (sponsored by Bench)!

● Watch post-mission DavidArchie watch World Cup … and throw his mango shake against the wall when they lose!

● Director’s Cut, which includes the REAL airport “welcome home”!

● Tell-all interview with his next-door neighbour: “He came by to borrow cup of sugar by singing ‘Puedo pedir una taza de azúcaaaaarrrrr‘ … singing, he never stops singing!!!”

● Commentary from the 16 understudy companions who didn’t make it into the film!

● David at a Rancagua Weight Watchers Meeting!

Order your DVD today! Buy two and get:

● A bonus track of the Burrito song!

● A nametag lanyard!

● Autographed Josh Bradley belt!

● And muchos mas!

*Extras may vary depending on your grasp of reality.


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15 Responses to Official list of @DavidArchie CTS DVD special features (not really)!

  1. lynnella says:

    This blog should come with a warning. Caution! Reading this could cause very loud laughter!!! I read it at 1:30am. I hope I didn’t wake my neighbors. That is hilarious. Loved the picture of the “Real Airport Welcome”. Very plausible. Thanks, I needed that.


  2. Haroldcpim says:

    When is it available I want three copies and what’s the shipping charge. I feel off my chair with this post. Omg the real airport pic is unbelievable !!! Lol!

  3. ray says:

    O god i love you , tofan can,t stop laughing

  4. bluebar says:

    So ridiculous it’s awesome. Or is it the other way around?
    So awesome it’s R-I-D-I-C-U-L-O-U-S.
    Regardless, one of the best posts ever!!

    David to TOfan:
    “You see the real me
    and you love me just the way I am.”

  5. Mimi318 says:

    I love your utter nonsense!! 😄😃😀😊😍

  6. roxfox says:

    I waaaaas just going to leave CTS forever on my dvr, but couldn’t miss out on these extras! A must buy now. Plus didn’t I also see in that offer a plate of Grandma’s cooking and a checklist of His Kind of Perfect for me to distribute to worthy young suitors?

  7. Spirit says:

    TOfan….I can’t tell you how many times I have laughed myself silly at your posts, but this one takes the cake!!!!! 😂 I couldn’t stop laughing and had to take a break and get several tissues before I could get past the first “extra”! Your mind is priceless! I don’t care what it costs…..I want this DVD with these special features!!!

    Roxfox….I’ll also pay extra for your add ons! 😀

  8. missbianca says:

    I would buy 5 copies if it came with ANY of these features. What do I get with 5?

    Thanks for the laugh when I REALLY needed one.

  9. peppertara says:

    Omg…So hilarious, haha. I don’t know which feature is the funniest (and most intriguing), lol. I love the way your brain works TOfan and now that I have pre-ordered the DVD, can’t help but wish some of these special features were included too! Thanks for the oh so good humour! Made my day!
    “Extras may vary depending on your grasp of reality.” 🙂

  10. jackryan4da says:

    10 copies for me please. You never fail to amaze me TOfan 🙂

  11. refnaf says:

    Oh my gosh TOfan …. You are the funniest person I know ….. This is marvelous!!!! Worth several re-reads!!!

  12. Kizzi says:

    You are tooooo funny Ms. TOfan. This is priceless.

  13. amb4da says:

    Reading this late (enjoying some beautiful pre- 4th of July (and Canada Day too, apparenly :)) , sunny days in Maine), and just poked my head in here..
    Anyhoo…I love the smile this site always puts on my face (when I’m not LOL!)
    My favorites: ● Fight scenes with companion … “Basta! That was MY fancy Chilean hotdog!!!“
    and ● Outtakes from the Christmas concert! (Elder Archie has a MKOCT flashback, grabs the sticks and pummels some poor kid’s drum!) hahhhaaaaa.
    So glad that zany mind of yours never stops giving, TOfan.

  14. newangel2 says:

    Hmm… I’m a little embarrassed that I know everything you’re talking about there in the bonus features! There had BETTER be some bonus features b/c I have the entire thing memorized already (including what music goes with what scene). You always make me laugh, Deb.

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