@DavidArchie WriteAPrisoner Pen-Pal letter (not really)

GoogleAlertsImagine my surprise when this popped into my Google alerts! The link to his post revealed THIS:

And this:

educationtips

Of course I had to dash off a letter right away!

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Dear David,

Hope you are well. I must say I am surprised by how much you’ve changed. Here we all thought you’ve been in “Chile” all this time.

I’m not judging though, nope, not me. We all make mistakes and I admire you for serving… although I didn’t think it would be “time” you were serving.

Don’t worry, your fans are all still here for you… and “your chance of freedom is approaching” … so we can keep our #DA2014 T-shirts then I guess. Yay!

I must say, some fans have been fretting about your hair situation and I’m afraid it’s even shorter than we originally thought. No matter, it’s definitely what’s inside that counts… sorry, did not mean to use the word “inside” so lightly!

It was a bit surprising to me that you chose a shirtless picture, you’ve always been so modest. But I guess now we know what you were hiding under there… some impressive, um, artwork. “Go be you” as Maria Carey once told you. (Although, if she’d seen this picture, she’d likely be the one locked up right now.)

So proud that you’ve accomplished two years of college! A lot of fans will breathe a sigh of relief knowing that’s already taken care of. The “Education Tips” in your profile said we could write to you and “let him know you’re willing to help him pursue an education.” Don’t get your hopes up about that one, dear.

I was dismayedย  not to read “music” among your hobbies but maybe reading more Danielle Steele will inspire some songwriting!

Just know we all support you on whatever path your life takes, David. We love you inside… and out.

Sincerely,

A fan

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23 Responses to @DavidArchie WriteAPrisoner Pen-Pal letter (not really)

  1. stenocruiser says:

    Oh my gosh, TOfan, I can’t even ……….. oops, ‘scuse me please, this keyboard is covered with liquid — coffee, tears of laughter, I don’t know ……………….

    • Anonymous says:

      My thoughts exactly!!! Bahahahahah….every time I think you’ve outdone yourself Deb, you come back with something even better!! This is hilarious lolol!! Thank you for the afternoon guffaw ๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ˜„

  2. Haroldcpim says:

    Where do you come up with these things. I am laughing so hard that I lost my breath. You should be nominated for an Emmy over this one . If you ever decide to do stand up I want to be your manager. You certainly hAve kept us happy during his stay in chile . Merry Christmas Debbie

  3. roxfox says:

    hahahahaha!! Oh my! How ever did you recognize him? ๐Ÿ˜‰ Are those his sisters tattooed on his arm? Awww. Well, at least he is anticipating his release like we are. Better get a letter off quick. Wouldn’t want him to be a menace to society ๐Ÿ˜‰

  4. missbianca says:

    Once again you have made my whole morning! Oh wait, it’s afternoon already. Okay, you’ve made my whole day. I must get a pen pal letter off STAT.

    In the midst of my giggling, a faint memory surfaces from my ever-murky long term memory. I remember when this guy was arrested. In fact, as part of my goal to pack rat more David stuff than, well, anyone, I bet I have that Google Alert saved. If I can find it, I’ll send it to you.

  5. refnaf says:

    Bah >>>> Really perked up my whole day!!!!
    ****BOWS*** to TOfan… Queen of DA Comedy!!! So grateful for you!!!

  6. Kizzi says:

    Bwahahahahahaha! HyStErIcAl!!!!!

  7. Dear Deb,
    *high five*
    Signed,
    Your Enabler
    LOLZ

  8. Anonymous says:

    HAHAHAHA! Now he needs to sing Jailhouse Rock! ๐Ÿ˜†

  9. betsy says:

    You are hilarious. Thanks for the laugh. ๐Ÿ™‚
    Oh, and one more thing: CAAAANTAAAAAA.
    (just had to get another one in)

  10. archugeezer says:

    When that Google alert showed up in my mailbox, my first thought was, “I hope TOfan saw this.” ROFLOL…and still laughing. You do a fandom good, my friend.

  11. TOfan says:

    SAM/ohnopurple, NOT FAIR!!!!! *sobs*

  12. missbianca says:

    MissDeb, I forgot to mention how appreciative I am that you linked to my calendar in your sidebar. You’re just swell! The bee’s knees. A peach. I should keep a list of which of these words I’ve used here, LOL. You’re amazing.

    Oh, and thank you for consistently leaving me comments on my blog. It really helps me get over the “should I post?” lazies.

    • TOfan says:

      no need to thank me, Ms. B.! we’re all part of the same fa-mi-lyyy… (see what I did there? ๐Ÿ™‚ )
      โ™ฅ โ™ฅ โ™ฅ

  13. David Archuleta
    You are so sweet handsome beautiful talented and romantic
    You are my partner singer and songwriter

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