Who’s missing you, dude? Not me

I have no idea what this video is talking about. I don’t miss David at all. Zip. I barely remember what he looks like. Or how he snort-laughs. Or wiggles those stupid eyebrows right at me during songs.

And I have only the most distant memory of feeling butterflies before a concert or when he was going to be on TV or on the screen for a nanosecond on some random red carpet.

Adorkable vlogs? What are those? Drawing a complete blank. I do remember some really cute cats, dogs, a stuffed ape and adorable sisters… maybe a squirrel, but that’s about it.

And Twitter is actually WAY more fun since 2012, soooo many awesome trending topics like “Beebs burped” and #lintIfoundinmynavel… it’s been awesome.

His albums are basically collecting dust. So much other great music out there. You can never really listen to Gangnam Style too many times, can you?

The live shows around here lately are too many to count… even that awe-inspiring Constantine Maroulis guy with the beautifully greasy seaweed-inspired hair is supposed to tour here… how lucky are we, eh??

And I’ve totally forgotten all the TaGAlog I learned and kilig moments on Nandito Ako, Ate, and don’t mahal kita him at all. No way.

It’s probably because there are so many fab singing/voting/judge-pimping shows on TV right now… shows that make you want to jump out of your seat, run out on the sidewalk, grab each person you see and scream “CAN YOU BELIEVE HOW AMAZING THIS PERSON IS?!?!?” Practically a daily occurrence.

Nope, not missing the little guy at all.

In fact, watching the Announcement vid again would be no biggie at this point… tears would not rain from my eyes, flood my house and float me off to Chile… nope, noooo chance of that.

It’s just that I don’t have time at the moment, I’m WAY too busy not missing what’shisname… in fact gotta go update the tags for this post. Toodles.

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28 Responses to Who’s missing you, dude? Not me

  1. mlpb3 says:

    My sentiments exactly LOL. Thanks for this…says it all. πŸ™‚

  2. Archugeezer says:

    Yeah, me neither. Let’s meet for poutine and talk for a few hours about how we don’t miss him.

    P.S. You’re a genius.

  3. dangitdavid says:

    Bahahaha…..laughing so hard right now!!! That was hilarious πŸ™‚ Your sense of humor gets me every time…dang I wish I could write like that!! And the tags on the post had me laughing all over again lmao!

    “Beebs Burped”…….”even that awe-inspiring Constantine Maroulis guy with the beautifully greasy seaweed-inspired hair is supposed to tour here… how lucky are we, eh??”……..”In fact, watching the Announcement vid again would be no biggie at this point… tears would not rain from my eyes, flood my house and float me off to Chile… nope, noooo chance of that.” Hahahahaaaaaa!!!!

    LOVE THIS POST!!! Thanks Tofan and have a great Friday all πŸ™‚

  4. canarchaudry says:

    Howdy Deb….Thank you much for this inspiring and entertaining posts :)..Don’t we all miss the one and only?? haha….although my virtual presence is cut down to minimal, I seldom miss coming here and re-fresh my memory of the funtimes everyone brings to the table when it comes to David and his music…always put a smile on my face:)… and may I add my gratefulness to Kari, David’s official websites and other dedicated Fansites of David for keeping The Archie Fan Family alive and well:)

    Thanks again Tofan…I will always be here quietly and patiently waiting for David’s return in 2014:)
    Thanks also to David for leaving us his awesome album NMHF <333

    Sorry for my mini rambling haha…

  5. bleubird19 says:

    Read your blog and laughed my head off like crazy. There’s not a single day that goes by that I ever think of “what’shisname”. #notaverygoodliareither. Actually, I thought, is this April 1st? April Fools Day? Bad Liar’s Day? Other Side of Truth Day? Opposite Day? Then, I watched the video and tears came. ~sniff, bawl, salty taste~
    One of your best blogs ever. Thanks TOfan!

  6. Haroldcpim says:

    Deb
    You are too much . Feel off my chair when I read your post . Well less than a year and counting so your forgetfulness is now half over ! Lol Odd (only David days 2 come )

  7. Nope…don’t miss him one bit & if you guys believe THAT..got some swamp land I’d like to sell ya’ lol ~thanks for a good laugh Deb~daily dose of that goes a long way! πŸ™‚

  8. emmegirl14 says:

    rofl, and β™₯

  9. Kizzi says:

    Awww sweet, sweet denial…too funny TOfan!!! πŸ˜€

    I don’t miss whathisface either.

    Ahem…remember this?

    I did not notice the singing hand, I did not notice the closed eyes, nope. πŸ˜‰

  10. Spirit says:

    I’ve reread this post 3 times now and I’m still sitting here with a big smile on my face! As always…it’s perfect TOfan. Yep…I’m not missing him either. Not. At. All.

  11. Anonymous says:

    31 Mar 12
    Mahal na Mahal kita! haha

  12. peacesignpam says:

    31 Mar 12

    Mahal na Mahal kita!

  13. missbianca says:

    And this is why, some weeks, you are ALL that’s keeping me going on the David front. Oh, that and the number of ways I can connect #LintIFoundInMyNavel with Archucakes.

  14. Angelica says:

    Beautiful TOfan! No, you are not a very good liar at all. πŸ˜‰

  15. SandyBeaches says:

    {{{TOfan}}}…Just joining the cheering squad! You are a stress reliever!! I woke up early, dropped by and you made me laugh at this early hour! That’s amazing!

    I was worried that the magic was not so magic anymore so as I drove yesterday, I put on ‘Ave Maria’ to check that out. I listened to it for the entire drive lasting 1/2 hour. As I drove I visualized I was driving to the airport to head out to see a concert or two and to see most everyone. Everything checked out OK, I am ready to be there.

    Not able to get back to sleep, I did something rather lame I suppose. Instead of counting ‘sheep’, I took the alphabet and for each letter I thought of a fan’s name ( not missing anyone here). I just need a ‘y’ person! Then as I became more intrigued I went back and added many more names to each letter!! Well yes, I may have lost it and that wasn’t a sleep inducing project!

    Thanks for the comfort food!

    SB

  16. Bychance says:

    Thank you, TOFan! Utter nonsense is right, and sometimes that’s just what we need!

  17. peppertara says:

    Hilarious post TOfan! Thanks for all the funny ODD denial, haha. Oh we can try but just not gonna work. Made my day…only got around to reading through it now….very thoroughly with smiles and laughter….you have a brilliance that brings smiles. πŸ™‚
    Great and fun comments from everyone too.

  18. Utahmom says:

    Thank you TOfan! Needed some humor today! I don’t comment much, but I so LOVE all your posts! You really have a gift!

    • TOfan says:

      Bychance, peppertara and Utahmom… and I LOVE all your comments! Makes my day to “see” you guys! πŸ™‚ πŸ™‚ πŸ™‚

  19. SandyBeaches says:

    Ah thanks TOfan, thanks for completing the alphabet!! Whatever gets us by……;)

    SB

  20. TOfan says:

    New post/thread!

    πŸ™‚

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