Jealous Josh: The face that launched a thousand ‘ships’

Yesterday’s episode of Nandito Ako was full of intense emotion … on Josh’s face alone … if you wondered what was going through his mind during the Mando scene, I happen to have a transcript (not really):

So who is this punk? He doesn't even use FIX products....

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Wait, no fair, you're taller than me!

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Anya, how could you? What about all the moments we shared on The Love Bus??? The looks? The hoodie-caressing? The almost-hand-holding??

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What if I put my sunglasses on and took them off a bunch more times??

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Back off, dude, I could snap you like a twig -- I do P90X!

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You're seriously leaving with HIM?? He totally looks lamPAAA!

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I challenge you to a duel! Wii pistols at dawn!!!

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But Anya, I tweaked your nose ... that's like third-base where I come from....

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I'm watching you, dude. Touch her cheeks and you're TOAST!

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This is NOT over. Right, sis? I mean, Holly.

Full scene here.
P.S.

And then there’s this face….

…..raise your hand if you screamed one of the following at the screen:

– That look, I can’t take it! (sobs)

– Whatever you want, it’s yours, just STOPPPPP!!!!

– Take my phone, my pets, the food off my table!

– Here’s my debit card, go crazyyyyyy!!!!! Just stop with that LOOOK!

– Okay, I admit it, I HAVE NEVER READ THE ALCHEMISTTTTT!!!!!!

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39 Responses to Jealous Josh: The face that launched a thousand ‘ships’

  1. Sam says:

    OH MY JOSH! I just laughed from start to finish!
    “But Anya, I tweaked your nose … that’s like third-base where I come from….” << THIS!!!
    πŸ˜€

  2. comolaflor says:

    David’s expressions and your “transcipt”. You have outdone yourself! Crazy funny stuff. You know Josh all too well. Have to read this again. πŸ™‚

  3. sunny says:

    Love it!!

  4. Heidijoy says:

    Ha! Ha!! Hooked!!

  5. KathyH says:

    What a blast of a day. Twitter arguments and consolations over a fictional story that is way. too. much. fun. And now this. THANK YOU SO MUCH. Love it.

  6. Archugeezer says:

    Have I ever told you how much I love your seriously warped funny bone?

  7. betsy says:

    What if I put my sunglasses on and took them off a bunch more times??
    I can’t, lolol.
    And the puppy dog face. 😦
    Who knew?

  8. karenkid says:

    Love it, love it, love it!!! But Anya, I tweaked your nose … that’s like third-base where I come from….

    I want to borrow your mind for a bit. lol

  9. karenkid says:

    oh, and I totally agree about that last face. I’m sure I made a face to match when I looked at his. He can have anything he wants. lol

  10. HAHAHAHA
    This: “What if I put my sunglasses on and took them off a bunch more times??” was my favorite until I got to this: “But Anya, I tweaked your nose … that’s like third-base where I come from….”. And the hurt look at Holly??? I just wanted to take him in my arms, kiss him on the cheek and … yes … “mother” him. LOL

  11. River says:

    Third base…hahahahaha. So very true. Love it all.

  12. Trish says:

    TOOOOO FUNNNNYYYYYY!!! Thanks again Deb!! Seriously good stuff … everyone of them!
    I am totally hooked on this Nandito Ako show!!! Love the storyline and all characters. David has gained some SERIOUS acting skills, I think he has played angry Josh the best so far but every week is better and better … very impressed! Don’t want it to end!

    LOVE YOUR POSTS AND YOU!! Needed a good laugh….
    *Waves* HI to all πŸ™‚

  13. RamblingDA says:

    β€œBut Anya, I tweaked your nose … that’s like third-base where I come from….”. This one got a snort out of me lol!

  14. Jesse says:

    LOL! Sooo CLEVER! THX πŸ™‚

  15. Maureen_abms says:

    Cannot stop laughing!! “Back off, dude, I could snap you like a twig — I do P90X!” πŸ˜†

  16. HAHAHAHAHAHA!

    i kind of feel bad that i didn’t think anything of that last face when i saw it. maybe because i read the alchemist.

  17. supergrandjudie=judie miller says:

    Josh with a whacky sense of humor. HaHaHaHa… Laughed myself silly. Nice going, you make my day much brighter. Thanks πŸ™‚

  18. Anita says:

    I’ve got nothing more to add…that was HYSTERICAL! Thanks for the huge laughs πŸ™‚

  19. MT says:

    ToFan,
    These get funnier and funnier! “What if I put my sunglasses on and took them off a bunch more times??” had me ROFL.

  20. joymus says:

    TOfan – Thanks a bunch for the laughs!! LOL! Each caption had its own originality. We will all need this more than ever soon enough. Great Job!

  21. peppertara says:

    TOfan, you’ve done it again, h i l a r i o u s! This too made me laugh out loud “β€œWhat if I put my sunglasses on and took them off a bunch more times??” had me ROFL, yes, yes.
    Loving D’s acting….jealous Josh, angry Josh and emo Josh are the best! That last look for Holly….so impressed by David as Josh…just made me want to jump in and be motherly and give them both a hug and tell them it will be all be okay and to look on the bright side, hey they may even be related to each other, lol.
    I think I will always be ‘a little too not over this series’! I’ve become so hooked (still getting over the intense mother and child reunion). The gift scene, ahh…too much.
    Thanks for another great and extremely humorous post TOfan. πŸ™‚

  22. archiesfan4life says:

    TOfan – you are so funny! Thanks for the laughs!

  23. refnaf says:

    YOU ARE HILARIOUS TOFAN!!!! For real…. that third base line, oh my heck…..ROTFL

  24. Liz says:

    These CRACK ME UP! πŸ™‚ Love it!!

  25. Silverfox says:

    TOfan!!

    Fun, fun, funny! But what do really think of David’s acting? Isn’t he totally amazing?

    Can hardly wait to see what you come up with for the confrontation between Josh & Stevil and especially when he professes his love for Anya!

    • TOfan says:

      {{{{SF}}}} I know you’ve always said David had the acting gift but, to be honest, I did not expect much from this series… or David’s acting talent. But I admit I was wrong, wrong, wrong. He was a little rough in the beginning but he’s had some moments of greatness where the emotion of the scene grabbed me as much as his songs do.

      And I saw a tweet from Ana Feleo (his acting coach, who plays Chit) saying she felt his acting would be even more “profound” (I think that was the word she used) after his mission experience. So watch out world!

      She also said: “Thank you for the wonderful compliments on my coaching D, but my job was only to guide him, it’s really all David πŸ™‚ I’m very proud of him.” πŸ™‚

  26. Dangitdavid says:

    Oh Deb!!! What is there to say that hasn’t already been said!!! You outdo yourself every single time :). My fave….”that’s like third place where I come from”!!! On the floor laughing :D. Oh and “back off dude…I can snap you like a twig”!!!

    Btw…I agree about the acting…started out shaky but man oh man…he’s killing it right now!! We have 2 years to pray to our Gods that he will do more acting after his mission!! I for one can’t wait πŸ™‚

  27. sunny says:

    If you are on twitter the TT’s for March 15th will be:
    The Thing With Josh Bradley / Nandito Ako Of TV5 Manila / David Archuleta Did Great

    TOFan: I seriously choked on my water from my water bottle while reading your funny comments! My fave “But Anya I tweaked your nose…that’s like third-base where I come from… ROFL!!!!!

  28. jeaniut says:

    This just gets better and better. You are sooooo talented. The sequel could be a spoof on NA and you could write it.

  29. TOfan says:

    Gahhhhh, vid on the set of Nandito Ako… David playing piano for the NA stylist singing “Someone Like You” … he sings a bit in the chorus *flails* (thanks to @SamLouiseG & @ohmyJOSHashley!!!!)

    Love her more info too:
    Impromptu singing session, I was so starstruck that he was playing the piano that I could barely sing. haha

    Killing time on the set of TV5’s “Nandito Ako”

    BTW,I was the stylist of David and the whole cast on the show.

    Can I just say that despite his enormous talent,David is one of the nicest,most humble and down to earth people that I have met in my entire life.
    I’m really proud to say that I have become a true fan.

  30. oliveoil says:

    Wait. No fair. You’re taller than me. HaHa This sounds so David !! Thanks for the laughter. It helps me when I think about ……you know. 😦

  31. jackryan4da says:

    “Bit Anya I tweaked your nose… 3rd base…” bahahahahahahahaha

    You are too much TOfan!

  32. jackryan4da says:

    Hilarious TOfan. You are the best!
    “but i tweaked your nose Anya… 3rd base…” bahahahahahahaha

  33. jackryan4da says:

    Good morning peeps. I’d like to be one of the winners of the bench tshirt signed by David. Given that only SouthEastAsians are eligible, can you help me by tweeting this —

    I just followed @benchtm because @jackryan4DA invited me to the #BenchTwitterParty for #BENCHSETTERarchie.

    Thanks for indulging me πŸ™‚

  34. abanana77 says:

    TOfan, you are amazing <333

  35. TOfan says:

    New post/thread!

    πŸ™‚

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