Part 5: @DavidArchie Nandito Ako script leaks (not really)

Once upon a time there was a beautiful princess… oh, and another beautiful princess, and …

A wicked stepmother …                                                   …. a Mad Hatter uncle

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… and a dashing hero who wanted one thing most in the entire world…

For the love of The Alchemist .......

I can't go home without souveniiiiirrrrrssss!!!!

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He looked high… he looked low for the perfect souvenir … he even went retail!

You don't understand ... I can't go home EMPTY-HANDED!!!

Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Dang.

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That's your best price??? What if I throw in a song? A funny & amusing message??

Could you wear it to, like, ortho photo-ops?

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Jack Mannequin: "Oh sure, put HIS picture up there... so much for my self-esteem!!!"

Ya, but I already have the strap... I need the other part.

Awesome, I'll be right over... do you take American Express? I mean, American Idol Express??

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Josh still can’t find what he’s looking for, so he starts to get desperaaaaaaate…. 🙂

arggghhhhhh, this is worse than Black Friday!!!!!

He turns to his castmates for help….

Hook me up, bro ... word on the street says you're the best shopper here!

Bells will ring when I find the perfect ... souvenir??? K, now I'm confused.

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Um, these are cool but I already have a bunch *cough*TeenChoiceAwards*cough*

Worst. Shopper. Ever. Oy.

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Take home creepy human statues for everyone????

... lame idea ... UNCLE!

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Bet he feels like stompin' the rooooooses, smashin' out all the feeeelin' insiiiiiide..... Ya okay guys, you can stop now.

But nothing, no nothing’s gonna break Josh’s stride and the search continues…..

So how much for these???

weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee, wrap it up!!!

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I told you ... online shopping is the way to go, Josh.

What would I do without you, Holly?

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Hey, nice bling ... my sisters would love those!!!!

...and these SHOES too!!! ... don't worry, I'll trade you a bunny costume for them!!!!

… since that didn’t work, Josh tried a different approach….

You are getting sleepy, Anya, very sleepy....

I can't believe he thought that would work.

Just give me time, sweetheart...

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you know you're powerless to resist me...

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I don't care how much your mom would love it ... YOU'RE NOT GETTING MY BAG!!!!!

And just when he was about to give up all hope…..

No, I'm not a Golden Archie....

I'm your shopping fairy godmother!!!!

... from BOISE!!!!!

And with a wave of her Mrs. Potato Head wand, Josh found the souvenir of his dreams….

oh sweet balut, you're heaven sent!!!

I might just keep this for myself... could come in handy in the next 2 years...

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