Once upon a time there was a beautiful princess… oh, and another beautiful princess, and …
A wicked stepmother … …. a Mad Hatter uncle


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… and a dashing hero who wanted one thing most in the entire world…

For the love of The Alchemist .......

I can't go home without souveniiiiirrrrrssss!!!!
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He looked high… he looked low for the perfect souvenir … he even went retail!

You don't understand ... I can't go home EMPTY-HANDED!!!

Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Dang.
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That's your best price??? What if I throw in a song? A funny & amusing message??

Could you wear it to, like, ortho photo-ops?
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Jack Mannequin: "Oh sure, put HIS picture up there... so much for my self-esteem!!!"

Ya, but I already have the strap... I need the other part.

Awesome, I'll be right over... do you take American Express? I mean, American Idol Express??
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Josh still can’t find what he’s looking for, so he starts to get desperaaaaaaate…. 🙂

arggghhhhhh, this is worse than Black Friday!!!!!
He turns to his castmates for help….

Hook me up, bro ... word on the street says you're the best shopper here!

Bells will ring when I find the perfect ... souvenir??? K, now I'm confused.
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Um, these are cool but I already have a bunch *cough*TeenChoiceAwards*cough*

Worst. Shopper. Ever. Oy.
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Take home creepy human statues for everyone????

... lame idea ... UNCLE!
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Bet he feels like stompin' the rooooooses, smashin' out all the feeeelin' insiiiiiide..... Ya okay guys, you can stop now.
But nothing, no nothing’s gonna break Josh’s stride and the search continues…..

So how much for these???

weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee, wrap it up!!!
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I told you ... online shopping is the way to go, Josh.

What would I do without you, Holly?
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Hey, nice bling ... my sisters would love those!!!!

...and these SHOES too!!! ... don't worry, I'll trade you a bunny costume for them!!!!
… since that didn’t work, Josh tried a different approach….

You are getting sleepy, Anya, very sleepy....

I can't believe he thought that would work.

Just give me time, sweetheart...
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you know you're powerless to resist me...
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I don't care how much your mom would love it ... YOU'RE NOT GETTING MY BAG!!!!!
And just when he was about to give up all hope…..

No, I'm not a Golden Archie....

I'm your shopping fairy godmother!!!!

... from BOISE!!!!!
And with a wave of her Mrs. Potato Head wand, Josh found the souvenir of his dreams….

oh sweet balut, you're heaven sent!!!

I might just keep this for myself... could come in handy in the next 2 years...
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never stop.
Hilarious!! David is most handsome in #13 and #21 Woo Hoo!
don’t remember #14 scene with Josh swinging at someone Luv the Black Friday analogy!!
Thank You Tofan Keep rewatching Episode #10- Especially the last scene!!
P.S. Identify with the Nanny! and her reaction! ha!ha!
Just when I think you can’t get any funnier!!! Another fantastic post :). I agree with @abanana77….for the love of The Alchemist please never stop <3.
HAHAHA Thanks, TOfan. Love this one: “Ya, but I already have the strap… I need the other part.” Cracks me up. 😀 AND these: “No, I’m not a Golden Archie…. I’m your shopping fairy godmother!!!! … from BOISE!!!!!” lol. What I’d really like to see is the outtakes on the carrying Holly scene. When they said “cut”, what did he do with her? Drop her immediately or say, “what should I do with her?” or put her on the sofa? And I truly think David would have taken that bicycle thingy if he could. lol
OMJ Tofan….can’t stop laughing…frame after frame after frame. I second Abanana… please pretty pretty please…. never stop (no pressure intended lol)
Thanks!! Really appreciate this
I have tears streaming down my face !!! I swear I need a book made of all these.. hysterical !!!! hook us up bro ;))))
I ran right over here as soon as I got the Google Alert on “Potato.”
BOISE!! Bwahahahaha!! Nothing personal, right? When the shopping is done, I want to be the Fairy Godmother of Product Placement. Or Archuleta Cheek Pinching.
TOfan, you are too much. No, seriously. Too much. But then that’s why we love you. (NEVER underestimate a Canadian.) Still laughing.
Memo to TPTB: I want my DVD with English Subtitles, Interviews, Bloopers, and all the “Nandito Ako Script Leaks (not really).”
“I ran right over here as soon as I got the Google Alert on “Potato.”” ROTFL … of course she had to be from Boise, all the best peeps are!!! 🙂
THANKS! I needed that!! 😆
ps..Can’t believe David..er “Josh” actually picked up & carried “Holly”! Boggles the mind when you think that a few years ago he was using a marker to “cover up” the legs of a girl on a photo! Another of many, many “firsts” for David as he steps out of his comfort zone as “Josh”, and happily, I might add!
I am laughing soooo hard! “you are getting sleepy, Anya” ! My husband asked what I was laughing out loud about! Thanks so much for these hilarious non-scripts!
“Could you wear it to, like, ortho photo ops” ………rofl!
“weeeeeeeeee, wrap it up!”
They’re still after his bag, love it!
SF, looking so very hero-like in that shot!
Best caption “Ya, but I already have the strap… I need the other part.” ROFL. Does he ever and find that part already! Thanks Deb, don’t you ever stop doing what you do best!
Bwahahahaha!
You are unbelievable ( so funny) you out do yourself each time ! Bravo !! Lol !!
All the lines are so comical. Maybe you should make your own DVD of “Nandito Ako- Laughin!” Can’t pick a favorite. They all had me laughing out loud. Thanks. Can’t wait for next escapades of Josh, Holly and Anya. One other note. I could kick myself for not applying for the role of YaYa!!!
I soooo look forward to these. Someone should put these to music on youtube.
My favorite was the remark about the strap also and the bike. Notice it says angel on it.
I loved the cool music when he saw the bike thing.
TOFan, I LOVE it. Thank you SO much and, please please please, don’t stop!
i second the book idea,don,t ever stop.love love love
bahaha….. !!!!!!!!!!! Adore you!!!
“..from BOISE…” bahahahahahahaahahahahaha
Oh my gosh Deb these are all so great! I was laughing so hard. I’m going to bookmark this so if I’m having bad day I’m going to read these all again. Keep it up! Love it!
Have you guys seen this?
DA WYA @ Talentadong Pinoy Studio Airing (19 Feb 2012)
Can’t get enough of WYA … and LOLOL at the fans holding up an ipad scrolling “DOUGIE!!!!!” at 6:32, bahahahahahahahahaha
And here’s my recording of the same performance during the TP Taping (04 Feb 2012)
eeeeeeeeeeeeep, thanks, JR!!!!
Hilarious TOFan!! Want everyone to know that @WISE_RADIO is having a feature on David tonight at 9 pm EST! The had one earlier today, it was 2 1/2 hours long & was sooooo amazing!! Here is the link: http://www.live365.com/index.live If you are on twitter, please make some comments during the songs!!
This is such funny stuff! I hope David is enjoying it as much as we all are ! Keep it up!
Thank you for keeping up the logo for The David Archuleta Music Scholarship in your margin!
It is campaign time again!!! This year we want to pay special tribute to David. We have a goal of getting 300 donors before David leaves on his mission at the end of March. Please help us spread the word to all o his fans so he will feel that support from us before he leaves on his mission.
Remember that giving a gift of music students in David’s name is really giving a gift to David . Help us rally the fans! David Fans Unite!
Push the logo on the margin to take you to the website or click this link!!
http://www.thedavidarchuletamusicscholarship.org/index.html
Thanks everyone for helping !! Even a little from a lot does make a difference!
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Seriosly Deb..If you make these all into a book I’ll pay good money for it!!! I will I will I will !! 😀
Oh TOfan….I agree, think you outdo yourself with each ‘script leak’. Loving part 5, hahaha!
Lol at all of it, too funny! So many good things to love (and laugh) about it. This cracked me up…
“Bells will ring when I find the perfect … souvenir??? K, now I’m confused.” Lol.
Just loved Josh’s expression when he spotted the pedicab (think that’s what it’s called).
‘I might just keep this for myself… could come in handy in the next 2 years…’. Haha, can just see him now. Glad you have kept these coming, so comical.
jackryan4da….thank you so much for always sharing your wonderful videos….ahhhh…love them!
David Fans Unite….thanks for the reminder about the music scholarship!
Glad I was able to tune in tonight to Wise radio and hear some wonderful David music. Oh how I love stations that recognize real artists and play real music like David’s. 🙂
Love this! Great way to end my day … laughing. More please 🙂
This was pure joy!!!!!!!!!! Thank you for making me smile and laugh and remember how thankful I am to be a fan with all of you! ❤ 🙂
pabuckie / David, can’t wait to hear this whole album. I can’t thank you enough for tiankg the time to make it. I already know I feel a personal connection to these songs. No amount of thanks could suffice for all that you’ve given to me in my life. You’ve been a Blessing and a Gift and still are. Miss you still and you’re in my heart, my thoughts, my prayers every day, every night. Love you. Hope you are doing well. Thanks to everyone BTS for keeping this deserving young man’s career going.
ROFL!!! This is priceless! Thanks so much for sharing your amazing sense of humor with Archuleta fans everywhere! ❤
you guys make my day! I can’t seem to stop myself, so thanks for humouring me and my personal “therapy” lol 😆
Just rewatched D’s vlog and seeing “There will be music!” in his “more info” notes really got to me … he mentioned “so many emotions” in the vlog and I can’t even imagine just how many … joy of making new music, excitement for the next phase of life, but knowing he only has a few weeks left with his family, yet wanting to give us as much of himself through his music as he can before leaves… he really is something else… I love this comment on the vlog YouTube:
“David, I’m REALLY gonna miss you dude!!!! You have no idea how much of a person you are… I LITERALLY look up to you, and I can’t wait ’til you get back!! I’m a guy who looks up to you as a vocal performer.. even though you are six months younger than I am… haha!! Anyway, I can’t wait to listen to your OPM Album, and I can’t wait to listen to your other album!!! Take care of yourself my man… you deserve everything you have!!!!”
LOL! So creative! Thx!
TOfan, I seriously love you.
bluesky
Worse than black Friday …………….. soooo funny !!!!
TOfan: I really love your sense of humor! I wish you would keep this up even after Nandito Ako is over, I dont know how but you are very creative. You could use old pictures and put together imposibly funy stories…:)
(((TOfan)))
thanks, jesse, bluesky, oliveoil & Tropical Angel … you guys all have gr8 screen names! lol
Awestruck!!!!! *waves*
Thanks to JR4DA for the subtitles on this vid … nice to hear Jay Durias calling David a genius! 🙂
TOfan, I want to see where you real talent lies when you caption “the two handed face embrace” hehe!
LOL, I have to stop replaying it first! hahaha
David is on Bench’s homepage slideshow!! http://www.benchtm.com/home/
Like Bench’s facebook page! 4 of David’s pics from the photoshoot are at the top:
https://www.facebook.com/benchtmofficial?sk=wall
Ack!! TOfan ur sidebar gif’s are killig!!!
just added another one, mwahahaha 😆
I wcthaed American Idol last night only and never wcthaed previous competition this season. I AM FOR ADAM LAMBERT c2S A WINNER, but I do predict that Kris may have better sales when both contestants release their records. Kris sings like Jason Mraz or John Mayer. Adam is like Prince, Boy George or George Michael. Kris will sell more CDs because he will attract a wider fan base.I wcthaed YouTube on Adam’s performances elsewhere (out of American Idol) and I do agree that he does put in more drama into the than necessary, and the mainstream listeners/viewers may not like that.ADAM FOR SEASON 8.