Category Archives: Utter nonsense

The real story behind the @DavidArchie Matt Clayton photo shoot (not really)

Posted on 06/04/2014 by TOfan

Hey guys, it’s David here. Instead of my usual video blog I thought I’d change things up and show you some of my hair care tips. Don’t worry, easy stuff you can try at home. If you live near the … Continue reading →

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Separated at birth (not really)

Posted on 05/29/2014 by TOfan

I can hardly believe how much these two have in common….   Have I missed anything? BREAKING NEWS!!!! VLOGGGG!!!!!! Here’s a preview:

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SAz poll: Who’s the doppleganger?

Posted on 05/26/2014 by TOfan

David & his great-Gramps: David & Harry Styles:    

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Proof positive David is not who we think he is….

Posted on 05/23/2014 by TOfan

…. he is actually Benjamin Button … a sassy one!…. Exhibit A+: Exhibit A++++++ #SASSCHULETA: Exhibit A: Warning: my cat will bite your face when you walk into @jazzypwns room telling us that you invented a new scarf pic.twitter.com/VbFXaO9EQF — … Continue reading →

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We cry you a river, @DavidArchie

Posted on 05/14/2014 by TOfan

A friend on FB posted this amazing story about scientists who looked at human tears under a microscope. Each type of tears (laughing till you cry, tears from grief, from onions, etc.) revealed its own vastly different pattern when looked … Continue reading →

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Hair-raising @DavidArchie news! (not really)

Posted on 05/12/2014 by TOfan

p.s. His Mother’s Day Instagram message tho’ *sobs*….

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Babies vs Food: Take our @DavidArchie #Happy Poll!

Posted on 05/07/2014 by TOfan

We know David loves family, especially family who happen to be babies. But we also know where his heart truly lies … with food. So give one up for the team, folks and take a good long look at that … Continue reading →

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@DavidArchie sasschuleta tweets it bettah

Posted on 05/04/2014 by TOfan

I don’t think any of us missed the sassiness of this tweet. To save you some time and further annoyance, David, feel free to pre-program these over the coming weeks:   Any more you guys would like to suggest for … Continue reading →

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BREAKING NEWS: @DavidArchie Belt-Gate

Posted on 04/30/2014 by TOfan

We bring you nothing but the most hard-hitting investigative journalism here at SAz… and in that tradition, our intrepid reporters bring you… Belt-Gate… irrefutable proof that the belt David Archuleta has taken to wearing lately actually belongs to …. *better … Continue reading →

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Just sayin’

Posted on 04/25/2014 by TOfan

“There comes a time when wishing, wanting and hoping is over; It’s time to do it. Whatever we do, no regrets.” – Larry Gelwix — David Archuleta (@DavidArchie) April 23, 2014 Jammin’ to oldies on a record player… good times … Continue reading →

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