Hey guys, it’s David here.
Instead of my usual video blog I thought I’d change things up and show you some of my hair care tips.
Don’t worry, easy stuff you can try at home. If you live near the beach. And have a stylist. And look like me. heh heh heh
Step 1: Get yourself a really big red ball and rub it on the top of your head. The static gives you volume… and it feels cool.
Wait, did someone say this was Miley’s??
Step 2: Sit out in the sun to get some highlights… and a farmer’s tan.
Step 3: Hang out in a high wind and try not to fall asleep.
Step 4: Go spear fishing…. nothing to do with hair styling, I’m just hungry.
Drats, the spear fishing was not a good idea, need to start again.
Step 5: Sing quietly to every hair so they know you care. “if I could only beeeeeee”
Step 6: Admire your work…Why yes, I am 3 inches taller now. 🙂
Step 7: “Staring through windows and my own reflection … how can no window encompass perfectionnnnn….”
*** fast-forward to 2014 ***
Wait, what’s that grumbling over there? Are you guys dissing my short hair again???
***we interrupt regularly scheduled programming for this Proclamation***
AS YOUR ROYAL MAJESTY, I HEREBY DECLARE ALL MANNER OF DEROGATORY REMARKS ABOUT THE SHORTNESS OF HAIR FOLLICLES ON THE HEAD OF ONE DAVID JAMES ARCHULETA TO BE OUTLAWED FROM THIS DAY FORWARD.