Things David should avoid while driving

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Some uber-safety-conscious fans have alerted David Archuleta to the dangers of car singing and head-banging to radio hits, worried that he was behind the wheel while doing so.

Now, we know David would never be so wreckless… unless the PokΓ©mon theme song came on… but just as a precaution, here’s our crack safety committee*’s list of things David should avoid while driving.
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Group Elevator get-downs

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This look (it’s never wise to stop traffic πŸ™‚ )
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Anything remotely resembling this….

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This….
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This….

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This….

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And most definitely this….

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Extreme reclining

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Online shopping

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Removal of any articles of clothing (an exception granted for caps, as per the 2017 International Motor Vehicle Code, Section DA, Subsection Caps)


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Emoji faces, unless responding to another driver when Streetlight Down (see what I did there πŸ™‚ ):

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Watching The Voice:

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Trying out filters… regardless of their level of adorkableiosity….

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Extreme posture correction… only applies to convertible vehicles….

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Haircuts, trims, comb-throughs or man-bun construction

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Exception granted for hair extensions:

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Just trying to keep our dude safe, y’all… although David’s response would likely be summarized as follows:

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*It’s a committee of one, basically me, and I’m only half-awake most of the time, so it’s a committee of 0.5.

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P.s.

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p.p.s.
Be sure to check out the rest of David’s IG stories today, very cool!

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And David asking the cat who it’s named after is my new favourite thing <3333

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p.p.s.s.
His own p.s. *DEADDD*
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oh look, a very kind Archie put them all in one videoooo! thank youuuu!!! (this is a tricky thing to do, btw, ‘cuz you have to make sure he’s actually, really, 100% definitely, done. πŸ™‚

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8 Responses to Things David should avoid while driving

  1. Grammyj says:

    Oh my goodness, this is hilarious. It’s so fun being a fan!

  2. missbianca says:

    I went to many committee meetings in my career, but none were as funny as a random visit to Snowangelz. That photo from Rappler/iRocktography makes me catch a breath when I look at it. It balances the delightful portion you’ve assembled for us. You put the f(u|a)n in f(a|u)n.

  3. Anonymous says:

    adorkableiosity – THAT should definitely be the next word introduced in the Webster’s Dictionary.
    From last post – Thanks for posting the instagrams about the writers and producers…

  4. refnaf says:

    What a lovely collection of David adorkability!
    But also power! The gif of him falling to his knees in song! Ay-karumba! Such a strong visual of what David puts out when into a song! Incredible!

  5. Pepper says:

    Awesome post, thanks for the humour! Spot on actually, haha. Great Instagram stories, thanks for sharing them here, they are always such fun to watch and always love D’s little bits of wisdom.
    The gifs are great. πŸ™‚

  6. TOfan says:

    ALERT! Go check out DJAfan’s recap at The Voice of the Anasazi Foundation event … and she videotaped THE WHOLE THING!!!!

    https://thevoicedavidarchuleta.com/2017/11/12/david-archuleta-at-2017-anasazi-foundation-gala/#comment-96367

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