#Orion readiness checklist

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David Archuleta’s long-awaited* #Orion EP comes out this Friday!

How calm are we, my friends?

This level of Chandler calm?

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Or more like this?

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Whichever Chandler level you’re at, here’s a handy checklist to help you prepare for the big day:

  • Stay hydrated
  • Wear loose comfortable clothing, or tight, just wear clothing
  • Test drive new headphones
  • Block everyone you know on social media so you’re not disturbed
  • Stock up on energy bars and Ensure
  • Moisturize ears
  • Do vocal warm ups before belting out lyrics in the car
  • Clear furniture for spontaneous #UpAllNight dance frenzies
  • Gather candles (no, wait, that’s my snowstorm checklist) … sure, what the heck, go ahead and gather candles
  • Unblock everyone you know on social media so you can SHARE THE HECK OUT OF THAT BABY!!!!
  • Stretch all neck muscles to prevent any head bopping injuries
  • Make sure you’ve pre-ordered … ha, of course you pre-ordered ย … otherwise, I would be forced to hunt you down and sing Constantine Maroulis songs to you until you do.

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(just kidding… I could never be that cruel. ๐Ÿ™‚ )

Have I forgotten anything?!?!?

FASTEN YOUR SEAT BELTS, LOVELIES!!!!!!!! HOW EXCITED ARE YOU???

*And by “long-awaited,” I mean, I think I was two inches shorter back then, the Canadian dollar was at par with the U.S. and Ed Sullivan was still on TV.

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14 Responses to #Orion readiness checklist

  1. Shebla says:

    Omg the Constantine gif ๐Ÿคข

  2. missbianca says:

    I am dancing in my chair excited! But my nacho injury may limit my lyrics-belting and neck stretching. (Nacho injury (c. 2107 Bianca Screws Up Again) is a jaw injury wherein opening one’s mouth wide to consume a “loaded” nacho results in a pop and horrible pain.) But so long as I follow the ear moisturizing ritual and practise humming I will be ready!

  3. Grammyj says:

    Can’t wait to have studio versions of “Say Me” and “Invincible”! Also hoping for some promo from David for his EP.

  4. awestruck says:

    long awaited – Ed Sullivan HAHAHA All kidding aside – that Up All Night is major ear worm. Can’t wait to hear the other songs

  5. TOfan says:

    SNAP! Gina! love it! hahahaha

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  6. peppertara says:

    Haha, yes we are excited! This “*And by โ€œlong-awaited,โ€ I mean, I think I was two inches shorter back then, the Canadian dollar was at par with the U.S. and Ed Sullivan was still on TV.” LOL.
    Yes, unfortunately radio play does cost big dollars these days. It’s all about the money. Things should be different but they aren’t.
    Those who do listen and buy his music will be very fortunate though. ๐Ÿ™‚

  7. TOfan says:

    felt compelled to share this for some reason ๐Ÿ™‚

  8. Grammyj says:

    Where’s David? He should be promoting his new music coming out Friday. Hope he surfaces today.

    • Grammyj says:

      I figured out where he must be – at his friends’ Nashville farm catching fish and frogs in honor of UAN.

      • TOfan says:

        hahahaha or is he huddled in a corner curled up in the fetal position freaking out that he starts touring in two weeks and has an EP and video about to come out? … oh wait, that’s what I’d be doing ๐Ÿ˜†

  9. peppertara says:

    ….and just as everyone is wondering the man tweets. New music video and EP out in a couple of days. Will be a very good Friday! ๐Ÿ™‚

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