Who on earth gave David keys to the editing room??? Names, I want names.
I can hear him now screaming:
“Too many shots of my face. CUT! CUT!!!!”
“There’s a cute squirrel over there… give him some lines!”
“Can we not have so many scenes with me in them? Did you NOT get my memo??”
“I need an emergency haircut, STAT!”
“Snack break… who’s got the good rice cakes??”
“Scrap this, let’s start over… we can make it a Christmas video.”
“I AM NOT READY FOR MY CLOSE-UUUUPPPPPP!” *hides in bushes*
Will these people never learn?!???