New EP in May: Spring #Onion!

I was on the road with my husband when my cell phone dinged.

Reception had been wonky, but I got a quick glance at the exciting news: David Archuleta is releasing an EP called Onion!

Onion? Er… OK.

Personally, I think Onion kinda stinks as a name, but it’s David’s EP and there must be some kind of deeper meaning going on there.

Nevertheless, if David is singing, I am more than happy to support his Onion, or any of his other vegetables for that matter.

I wonder how many songs we will get with Onion. We already know two titles and there are leeks all over the Internet about other possibilities:

Numb (from trying to think of a name for the EP)

Up All Night (with heartburn)

Shallot Samba (comeback of the onion dip)

Blind Date at the Salad Bar

Little Rap Scallions (hip hop)

I Weep at Your Touch

An Onion Ring for My Baby

Apparently, the country song was rejected (I’ve Got Tears in My Ears from Lying on My Back and Crying Over You)

And now I hear that David will tour with the new music! I bet the merch table will have the good stuff.

Who doesn’t want a T-shirt with a giant Onion on the front? (Children’s sizes feature chives.)

So, spread the news!! Tell your friends!! I did… What? It’s not Onion? Really?

It’s Orion?

So, do you mean Orion, like that hunter in Greek mythology? And Orion like those stars that can be seen all around the world?

Orion, eh? That fits. Perfect.

Cool.

And so completely embarrassing.

I guess Onion doesn’t even qualify for a constellation prize.

~TaterZen

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THE BOI TWEETS! AND IGs!!!

‪Heading back on the road this summer and playing some new music for y'all. Here are some dates with more to come. Hope to see y'all at some of the shows! 🎶‬ #tourlife #newmusic #upallnight

A post shared by David Archuleta (@davidarchie) on Apr 5, 2017 at 12:17pm PDT

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p.p.s.
I put tour info on a new Tour Page HERE.