You have probably seen this gold mine of amazing photos by now. But have you seen the super-secret captions that go with them? I thought not. Enjoy! Oh. And do you have a favourite? 🙂
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When I say go, time how long it takes you to find David in this picture. GO!!!!!!
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If you didn’t zero in on the magnet of The Archuleta in under 0.00018765 seconds, please turn in your stan card at the front entrance. Security will escort you to the pie-in-the-face kiosk.
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Reach out to me, touch my haaaaaaand.
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Lineup forms to hug The David.
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Marie: “WHOAH, you cut in line!”
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… 2 hours later….
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We feel ya, bud.
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“I. Can’t. Breathe… Next!”
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“Wait your turn, bro, I’m a chiropractor”
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“Break it up fellas, there’s enough of this glowy porkchop for everyone.”
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Thanking the food servers because David.
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“Wait. You also work at a toll booth?!?”
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#squadgoals
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“Yo, dude. Waddya say we split this place for some Pokemon Go?”
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Talent y’all
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#photobombchuleta
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The sash says, “Miss I’m His Kind of Perfect so back off.” (I think whomever does get that title should get a crown with it, don’t you? 🙂 )
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David shares deep, meaningful insights about life. Blonde lady: “Do not pinch his cheeks. Do not pinch his cheeks. Do not pinch his cheeks.”
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aww, Kari’s holding his food plate… plates.
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“Wow, you’re tall. Like, what, 5′ 7″?”
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“Is it true Archuleta took the last pancake?!????”
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“Ya, I rope steers… well, one steer… with no legs … or a pulse … did I mention I can sing?”
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Smile or half-yawn? Voting is open till midnight.
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How you can shake David’s hand and be distracted is something my brain does not compute. Is this something that can happen in the world?
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*busted*
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Marie: “teehee teehee teehee … “
“BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA”
“Oh my, so funny, hahahaha”
“Okay, I’m done. Cut that out.”
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“Waddya want from me, jazz hands??”
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“C’mon, just one more hug….”
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Marie finally snaps.
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“aww, just kidding….”
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And they all lived Redeemerly Ever After.
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I am including these next sound-check photos as scientific proof that David cannot take a bad picture. He does not have a good side and a not-so-good side. The soles of his feet are likely photogenic. How is this possible? I know not. But what I do know is that I wish there was a soundtrack to these gems!!!!!
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PRAISE BE, FOR THESE GLORIOUS PICTURES, MY PEOPLE!!!!!
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Adding more because I can! 🙂
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Shoe appreciation post. You go, Marie!!!
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Youngest known documented case of ODD.
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“Um, I’m sure you’re super nice, but not the hand I was goin’ for.”
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“Oh ya. Come to mama.”
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Cuteness factor 64319823798.
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David meets his new adoptive family.
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“I heard a rumour that you like Star Wars and Princess Leia??”
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Double on-the-shoulder move. Not for rookies, my friends.
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“David Cook’s number?? 444-4444?”
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And my ABSOLUTE fave!
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Later that night….
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A few more because… why not?
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Classic “I AM BREATHING THE SAME AIR AS DAVID ARCHULETA!” reaction.
(I prefer to clutch my chest with my right hand, but that’s just me.)
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“David’s very sweet, but he’s not a popsicle, son.”
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I got my boyyyyz with me….
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David’s reaction to hearing Shelley isn’t coming.
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It’s pictures like these that remind me that David’s just a regular guy living his maybe not so regular life but that everything doesn’t grind to a halt when he walks into a room, he’s just like us in many ways and wants to live a good, quiet life, just like we do, and not always be the centre of attention, even though his talent and charisma push him up on that pedestal at times. #deepthoughts
SnowAngelz: Canadian fans of David Archuleta 
Yes!!!! and Yes!!!! again!! Agreed… David cannot take a bad photo — cannot! Oh, and the haircut — lovin’ it!
Thank you for all these pictures, they are fantastic and a keeper !!!
“Oh my goodness, and I do mean goodness!” she exclaimed.
My favorite? Let’s me see…
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Love, love, love the pictures and the captions are so funny! Thanks for another great post. Now I have to look at the pictures and read the captions again….
ha omgosh Deb you are just so funny and spot on thank you I love all these pics! umm so what were the bad ones? 😉
Love it! Wow, that awesome singer dude, I forgot his name, is not shy about showing his affection!
I think when he was holding David’s head, David’s expression is like, “Ok, thats enough..I’m giving u my hey back off eyes”
They are troopers. That’s a lot of people!
Laughing out loud!!!
All these pictures are lovely, but all I can think is “he gave two-armed hugs?!!” Whaaat? But my favorite has to be the youngest documented case of ODD. Sorry baby, no vaccination for that. Thanks for the laughs…I always look forward to your posts!
Please don’t take my Stan card–I was viewing the post from my phone in the hospital and … yeah knew him when I saw him.
This is a great collection of photos with A+++++++ captions. Astoundingly photogenic he is. Tentative fave is “squad goals” which is the widest, most relaxed smile since ever. ❤️❤️❤️❤️
LOL! Luv the baby!
Wah I am still scrolling! This is a lot of fun! Adore your captioning ability TOfan!!
These are priceless!! The pics AND the captions! I’ve scrolled through three times and am still laughing. And btw, I spotted David in 2.6 seconds…just looked for where I thought the food might be. 😉 🙂
The hugs are never ending, love it, haha. What great photos and the captions. stellar! Love that the pictures go on and on, gives one a lot of scrolling pleasure. Love what you wrote, brilliant and so funny. 🙂
Is it possible, in the sound check pics with David and Alex, that David is wearing a sandal type of shoe? *curious minds
good eye, tawna! I think they are the same ones he replied about on IG (the lovely & amazing Tina captured the exchange HERE)
Yep! They look the same. 🙂 It’s good to know he lets his feet chill-lax!
Thanks for the link.
😂❤️😂❤️😂❤️😂❤️….that is all 😘😘
Deb, I was lost in the picture vortex! So many! And then this, with captions? You really looked at the detail in these to come up with such witty captions. Love your attention to detail and that we get to enjoy 🙂
Amazing David-pictures + funny Tofan-captions = a great morning spent! 😀
Thank you!
Just saw your post. Just what the doctor ordered! You are so clever.
soooo due to a stooopid (on my part) accident at our work summer picnic, I find myself in a cast again (right arm this time)…typing this is challenging, lol, so not sure when I will be posting again… in the meantime, this sure cheered me up today:
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Dangit!!! Ouchee!! Take care and speedy healing to you!
Yes ma’am, that 57 seconds is a great cheer-er upper! 😀
Oh, gosh, so sorry to hear that! Sending you love and speedy healing pixie dust. And keeping you in my heart.
I’m so selfish, I’m hoping that something happens with David that will drive you to hunt and peck another great, hilarious Snowanglez post.
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Tofan, these pictures and your captions are just the BEST !!! Why is he so presh ? Why doesn’t everyone in the world see it ??? Thank you so much for this amazing post !!!
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Oh dear, wishing you speedy healing for your arm TOfan! Don’t worry, this post is so full of non stop good things, could last throughout your recovery. 🙂
august 8, woooooot!!!!!
So catchy, love it!
guess it’s this one:
https://www.instagram.com/p/BGzhi8IFyxK/?taken-by=davidarchie
https://www.instagram.com/p/BGzgn4bly9_/?taken-by=davidarchie