Sneak peek of David’s producer interviews (not really)

David1In David’s blog, he mentioned trying to find the right producer for his new music. Our crack team of investigative bloggers here at SAz (basically me) has unearthed a very nearly almost positively possibly fictional transcript of that very interview process.

Interview 1

David: What kind of music do you like?

Producer: Miley…

D: NEXT!

Interview 2

D: What is the best kind of parka?

P: Say what?

D: What is the best kind of parka?

P: I dunno, I’m from Texas… what is the best kind of parka?

D: Down, down, down, dah-own….*

Interview 3

D: What do you bring to the table?

P: I’ve won 10 Grammys, a Tony and I’m on the short-list for the Producers Hall of Fame.

D: No, I mean, literally, what do you bring to the table… like snacks.

Interview 3a

D: So you think you’re the best producer out there right now?

P: I do.

D:

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Interview 4

D: How are your Pokemon skills?

P: My what?

D: NEXT!

Interview 5

D: Your samples sound … amusing. Are you interested in artistry, in capturing an authentic musical experience that cuts to the core of the listener’s raw humanity?

P: If it’s a smash, sure.

D: NEXT!

Interview 6

D: What’s your favourite of all of my songs?

P: That one, “Shawty, why’d you leave me….”

D:

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Interview 7

D: Woo! Lucky 7! I have a good feeling about this y’all. Tell me a little about yourself.

P: I’ve worked with Sara Bareilles, Jason Mraz, Adele, John Meyer. Did I mention Adele?

D: Wow, awesome.

P: I start every session with a prayer and a big bowl of guacamole and chips, then we take a break to go snowboarding.

D: When can you start??

P: One thing, I only have a temporary visa so we’ll have to do all the sessions in Toronto.

D: NEXT!

Yes, he will come someday, but until then…

buried hopes

 

*I apologize profusely but resistance was futile.

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10 Responses to Sneak peek of David’s producer interviews (not really)

  1. tawna21 says:

    TOfan….. do not apologize for failing the resistance!!!! This is too hilarious to have possibly been put in the bucket!!! Love it!! 😀

  2. Grammyj says:

    Another funny post! Thanks for keeping it lighthearted.

  3. Bridget says:

    LOL. U always make me smile!

  4. dangitdavid says:

    Bahaha…dying here!! This, once again, was hilarious 😂😂😂

  5. oliveoil says:

    This is clearly the funniest one ever !!!! I laughed audibly after each interview. ( I rarely do that.) I really loved the first and last the best, but they were all amazing. The longer we wait the more twisted we get . hahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahaha

  6. peppertara says:

    Hahaha, oh my gosh, you do have the knack! Interview no. 3 cracked me up, The whole thing is hilarious and a great pic to start it all off, lol. Thanks for sharing your incredibly creative wit and keeping us so entertained! Glad you didn’t resist this one!

  7. trace says:

    😀 😀 😀 … love it, Tofan!!

  8. refnaf says:

    Oh my heck TOfan! This is supreme hilarity !!
    I adore your humour!!!

  9. ray says:

    all the above ,need i say more lol

  10. rohdegirl says:

    Now this is FUNNY. Keep ’em comin’.

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