After drowning my sorrows in vats of this, I had a hazelnut-inspired epiphany and the true meaning of David Archuleta’s “Wait” video became clear. Fasten your seatbelts for some deep thoughts … (not really):
Scene 1: David standing where Hong Kong streetcars converge
= David is desperate to someday perform in Toronto, where streetcars converge daily … then pull away as I’m running to catch one. Discuss.
Scene 2: Businesswoman drops cup, upset
= Sony Music Asia executive on hearing the news of David leaving the industry for two years. “NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! …. Wait, wait, wait, don’t GO! DON’T GOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
Scene 3: Girl dressed in white
= Kid waiting outside David’s tour bus, distracted by hearing ZG in her head and jumping and twirling to the music… narrowly missed by oncoming traffic.
Scene 4: Shattering glass
= his career. *snap*
Scene 5: David shaking his head from side to side
= Him thinking, “Get a grip people, I’ll be back soon…ish.”
Scene 6: Running businessman
= Movie exec with offer for pale, emo David to star in a Twilight sequel.
Scene 7: Dude in white body-checking The Archuleta.
= Studio intern rushing the script to David… pages go flying because he thinks he’s looking for David Arquette.
Scene 8: David REALLY shaking his head… with FEELING!
= “No, I am not giving this ultra-soft cashmere scarf back… I can wear it over my white shirt & tie!!!!”
Final scene: Shattered glass reassembles*
= I wish.
So, what do you guys think??? … No rush. 🙂
*Seriously though … I know things are gonna get bettah, I knoooow, things are gonna be fine. 🙂