Category Archives: Utter nonsense

Who’s missing you, dude? Not me

Posted on 04/26/2013 by TOfan

I have no idea what this video is talking about. I don’t miss David at all. Zip. I barely remember what he looks like. Or how he snort-laughs. Or wiggles those stupid eyebrows right at me during songs. And I … Continue reading →

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Nothing else better to do (for real)

Posted on 04/23/2013 by TOfan

Dear David, If you’re short on time when you get back home next year, here’s a way to multitask … all at the same time, you could: (a) exercise in the middle of the night (b) spend quality time with … Continue reading →

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Break glass in case of emergency….

Posted on 04/08/2013 by TOfan

When Mondays suck… David’s voice saves the day. When you feel invisible… David’s voice saves the day. When people let you down… David’s voice saves the day. When you let others down… David’s voice saves the day. When it’s raining … Continue reading →

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The true meaning of @DavidArchie’s My Hands

Posted on 04/02/2013 by TOfan

um, excuse me… WHY DID NO ONE TELL ME ABOUT THIS VIDEO???!!!! You know how much I love My Hands! 😉 Even if you think this is all hocus pocus, watch anyway… why? ‘cuz (a) hello, he’s talking about David; … Continue reading →

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40 Days of Awwwesome: Dance @DavidArchie Dance

Posted on 02/16/2013 by TOfan
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@DavidArchie is oh so Pinteresting

Posted on 01/31/2013 by TOfan

So I’ve been using the search function on Pinterest a lot recently to look up recipes and craft instructions (no, seriously) … and I suddenly wondered if anyone had “pinned” David lately … ay carumba, have they ever. If you’re … Continue reading →

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A fond (hilarious) look back at Vulture’s Archulove

Posted on 01/24/2013 by TOfan

Ohmyheck, how did I miss these gems from Vulture.com from back in the day???? (thanks to the lovely Ms. @betsyjane79 for pointing them out!) Just in case you’ve missed them too, I’m posting below. The first is chart from 11/08/08 … Continue reading →

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Hey, wait a minute….

Posted on 01/09/2013 by TOfan
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Dear David….

Posted on 01/04/2013 by TOfan

Dear David, Thank you so much for your New Year’s message and that note about fan mail. Exactly what I needed to hear. You’ll be happy to know I have cancelled the cupcake-o-gram and the flashmob and will try my … Continue reading →

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Matt Clayton for President!!!!

Posted on 01/02/2013 by TOfan

Seriously though, if Matt Clayton were President, there’d be no squabbles on my Twitter timeline when election time rolled around, David would undoubtedly sing at the inauguration, and lots of other international events instantly guaranteeing world peace… Archies are proven … Continue reading →

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