The actual uncensored @DavidArchie Teenage Dirtbag photos (not really)

Okay, so David posted this TikTok following the “Teenage Dirtbag” trend. Dude, missed opportunity! Here are the pics you should’ve used to show the world your Teenage Dirtbagness.

Exhibit A:

From your debut album cover shoot. It screams “I may look sweet but I am so edgy I wear TWO T-SHIRTS! AND A STRIPED BELT!! Because I can.”

Exhibit B:

If you look up Teenage Dirtbag in the dictionary, this is the exact picture you’ll find. If the dictionary had pictures, that is.

I mean, he’s literally breaking in to someone’s apartment. For snacks, but still.

Exhibit C:

Such a dirt bag! Shoes on the bed???!!! Come ON!!!

Exhibit D:

Walking through puddles without boots is a classic dirtbag move. And no coat?? Rebel without a cause stuff, my friends.

Exhibit E:

This piano didn’t break itself. Know what I’m sayin’??

Exhibit F:

Here, Kristie Lee is trying to talk some sense into David for his teenage dirtbag antics. You know, like… like… I dunno, looking cuter than she does??

Exhibit G:

Um, kinda obvious… where there’s dirt…..

Exhibit H:

Shirt not tucked in. Tie askew. Pretending to be adorbs but actually plotting to dismantle the heteronormative patriarchy. The whole dirtbag package.

Exhibit I:

Confession: Nothing dirtbag about this one, just always loved this album cover. ❤


ICYMI, here’s the video highlight reel for Joseph… if you haven’t seen it yet, GO! GO! GOOOOO!!!!! And let us know what you think in the comments!!!



NEWWWWWW MUSICCCCC!!!! (talk about burying the lede, hahahahaha)


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6 Responses to The actual uncensored @DavidArchie Teenage Dirtbag photos (not really)

  1. Janey H. says:

    Shoes on the bed!!!! how dare he says this bedding guru!

  2. TOfan says:

  3. Janey H. says:

    Classic D/A in classic stylin’. I am here, there and everywhere for iT! Idk if it’s just me but D/A in black and white shines and I like not being distracted by patterns and trendy nonsense. I like seeing him. He’s enough for this gal.

  4. Kizzi says:

    Holy Guacamole, Heavens to Murgatroyd….Gobsmacked for sure. The black and white pics are fabulous. So much beauty, so much grace. 😊

  5. Pepper says:

    Uhhh….this is great. 😊 With those pics, a trip down memory lane and such a young David! So good, and this “actually plotting to dismantle the heteronormative patriarchy” lol. The video highlight reel for Joseph is wonderful! Looks like such a great show, wish I could see it. New song coming too! New photos are fabulous. 👍

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