@davidarchie

Did it just because i saw @joejonas do it

♬ Teenage Dirtbag – Sped Up (and she doesn’t give a damn about me) (Sped Up) – Wheatus

Okay, so David posted this TikTok following the “Teenage Dirtbag” trend. Dude, missed opportunity! Here are the pics you should’ve used to show the world your Teenage Dirtbagness.

Exhibit A:

From your debut album cover shoot. It screams “I may look sweet but I am so edgy I wear TWO T-SHIRTS! AND A STRIPED BELT!! Because I can.”

Exhibit B:

If you look up Teenage Dirtbag in the dictionary, this is the exact picture you’ll find. If the dictionary had pictures, that is.

I mean, he’s literally breaking in to someone’s apartment. For snacks, but still.

Exhibit C:

Such a dirt bag! Shoes on the bed???!!! Come ON!!!

Exhibit D:

Walking through puddles without boots is a classic dirtbag move. And no coat?? Rebel without a cause stuff, my friends.

Exhibit E:

This piano didn’t break itself. Know what I’m sayin’??

Exhibit F:

Here, Kristie Lee is trying to talk some sense into David for his teenage dirtbag antics. You know, like… like… I dunno, looking cuter than she does??

Exhibit G:

Um, kinda obvious… where there’s dirt…..

Exhibit H:

Shirt not tucked in. Tie askew. Pretending to be adorbs but actually plotting to dismantle the heteronormative patriarchy. The whole dirtbag package.

Exhibit I:

Confession: Nothing dirtbag about this one, just always loved this album cover. ❤

p.s.

ICYMI, here’s the video highlight reel for Joseph… if you haven’t seen it yet, GO! GO! GOOOOO!!!!! And let us know what you think in the comments!!!

p.p.s.

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NEWWWWWW MUSICCCCC!!!! (talk about burying the lede, hahahahaha)

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