Ode to Scruffchuleta

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tumblr_ohvzgfQphu1qdhaupo3_r2_500.gifHeavenly Barber,
I am grateful

For your encouraging
whispers

I am learning
to be patient

And to use Miracle Grow on my whiskers

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tumblr_ohyjmdsssR1qdhaupo3_r1_500.gifSometimes I am a’feared

I cannot grow a beard

But I’m beginning to understand

That my hormones do have a plan

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tumblr_ohvzgfQphu1qdhaupo5_r2_500.gifHeavenly Barber, I am grateful

You are always at my service

To trim. Wash & dry.

To massage my epidermis.

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tumblr_ohvzgfQphu1qdhaupo2_r1_500.gifI’m learning while I’m here

A goatee is probably a bad  idea

And caps used to be so much fun
Now I’m considering a fine man bun

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tumblr_ohvzgfQphu1qdhaupo4_r1_500.gifWho knew it could be such trouble

To grow in a little stubble

Don’t know what can be done

With cheeks as smooth as a baby’s… Mum.

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tumblr_ohvzgfQphu1qdhaupo3_r2_500There are answers I’m receiving

And a hairline that’s not receding

I’ve just got to keep believing
In my inner Chia Pet. I think it is my best bet.

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tumblr_ohvzgfQphu1qdhaupo6_r3_500.gifYou show me that hope is real

I’m amazed it’s almost here

All grown in

My little beard

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And they all lived scruffily ever after.

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7 Responses to Ode to Scruffchuleta

  1. dangitdavid says:

    Love love love…and love some more 😘😘😳

  2. enchiladalover says:

    I like the slight fuzz in the second photo better…not a big fan of facial hair on that gorgeous skin! Once again you are so creatively funny! Keep ’em coming…need to keep laughing during this drought.

  3. peppertara says:

    Think the ‘scruff’ looks good on David…..either way he looks good and the Ode, well all I can say is LOL (and once again very creative) !
    Wonder if the facial hair is a keeper (does look like he’s trimmed it in the second photo), maybe his new look along with the new music (which I know is coming). 🙂

  4. Belle says:

    I’m liking the new more manly look tsk tsk tsk 😁

  5. DAFanPH says:

    i am here to say that i am not desperate for david A new music…..just very desperate.when is it coming out? is it going to come out. why is he not giving us snippets? ugggggh

  6. dh says:

    This is hilarious. I was giggling the whole way through.

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