Close-captioned @DavidArchie video for the mind-reading impaired

Posted on 10/03/2015 by TOfan

Mr. Nathan Pacheco does most of the talking in this video….

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So our crack team of SAz body language experts and eye-crinkle translators* has kindly provided a transcript of what David was thinking throughout…

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……………………………………………………………..…………………..”Um, what’s going on here??”
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………………………………………………………………………….………”This better not be a vlog….”
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……………………………………………………………..……………………..…..….”It is, isn’t it??”
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……………………………………………………………..….”Did no one tell you?? I don’t do vlogs!”
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……………………………………………………………..…………………..….”Okay, maybe it’s not.”
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……………………………………………………………..…………….”This guy…such a trickster.”
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………………………………………………………………………..…….”Did he say ‘Best voice of our day’?”
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……………………………………………………………..…………………..”That is true. heh heh”
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……………………………………………………………..………………….”Hey guys, it’s David here.”
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……………………………………………………………..…………….”Wait, you did trick me!”
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………………………………………………………….”This definitely feels like a vlog is happening!”
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……………………………………………………………………….…”DUDE! I break out in a rash!!!!”
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……………………………………………………………..…………….….”I’M VLOG-INTOLERANT!!!”
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…………………………………………   “I CAN’T FEEL MY FACE WHEN I VLOG TO YOUUUU!”
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……………………………………………………………………………………………….”Chipotle???”
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……………………………………………………………..……………………….”FOOD!! JAZZ HAND!!!!!”
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……………………………………………………………………..…”Okay, let’s wrap this up, it’s raining.”
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……………………………………………………………..……………………………………..”Really raining.”
17chipotle
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………………………………………………………………………….”Did he just say ‘Announcement’???”
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……………………………………………………………..……..…”Nice one! My fans are going to freak!”
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……………………………………………………………..……………………………………………..”heh heh”
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……………………………………………………………..……….………….”Getting cold heeeeeeeeeere.”
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……………………………………………………………..…………….”Like, I just got over the flu, bro.”
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……………………………………………………………..……………………………..……….”Peace out!”
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……………………………………………….”Before my fans start mailing me a million sweaters.”
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……………………………………………………………..”I DON’T WANNA BE NUUUUUUUMB!!!!”
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“The Cougarettes will dance while Archuleta sings “Glorious,” the song he debuted in the movie “Meet the Mormons.” –

DID I CALL THIS OR WHAT, MY FRIENDS??!!

IT’S THE GLORY OF THE MODEST IS HOTTEST DANCERS STADIUM OF FIRE AMAZINGNESS ALL OVER AGAIN!!!! WHY AM I MISSING IT?????

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39 Responses to Close-captioned @DavidArchie video for the mind-reading impaired

  1. tawna21's avatar tawna21 says:
    10/03/2015 at 12:16 am

    LOL!!! And especially where he looks like he’s freezing!! If they are in Utah, it’s been rainy and cold today…. David! get inside!! We only have 1 week until BYU!!! Protect that precious voice!!!!

    And will somebody please decide what he is carrying in his pocket these days…. shirt today and his jacket at the concert. (yes, it’s making me crazy!)

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  2. amb4da's avatar amb4da says:
    10/03/2015 at 7:54 am

    Hahaaaaaa. omg. TOfan, you’ve got to be D’s wittiest fan.
    Was away a few days & “unplugged” after the wonderful comeback of the D-man …so I’ve got some catching up to do post concerts, with recaps etc. on all the sites and I’m not even sure what these vid clips are from here?
    I do know you hurt your hand/wrist/arm? somehow, Deb …sorry…but, if it had to be, I’m at least glad for you that it happened POST concert trip. And somehow you still typed out these funny screen caps. They all had me cracking up.
    “Before my fans start mailing me a million sweaters” hahaaaaaa…funny but true.

    Tawna….lol…so glad someone mentioned “pocket-gate!” (ocd fan alert)….but I too wondered what was in there in Idaho. Inquiring minds may want to know, but I suspect we never will. 😉
    Happy Saturday~have a good day, all.

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    • Nancy Liber's avatar Nancy Liber says:
      10/04/2015 at 8:46 pm

      I think he had his controls for his ear monitors in his jacket pocket instead of in his rear pants pocket like he usually does. That’s my guess, anyway.

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  3. Martha's avatar Martha says:
    10/03/2015 at 12:29 pm

    Oh my gosh! LOL! I laughed through the whole thing! One of your best!

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  4. fenfan's avatar fenfan says:
    10/03/2015 at 1:00 pm

    This is way too funny! I laughed out loud all through.
    Tawna and amb4da – pocket-gate – I don’t know what’s in his shirt pocket in this latest video but I think in Idaho instead of wearing an in-ear monitor, he had a similar device in his jacket pocket. I think all that fiddling was just him adjusting the sound. In one of the videos of the first Idaho concert you can see the monitor when he bends forward. Sorry I can’t remember which video. I may be wrong but I think that’s what it was.

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  5. fenfan's avatar fenfan says:
    10/03/2015 at 1:20 pm

    Found it. You can see what’s in his pocket in this video.
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?t=1&v=v8XINpCYwjc

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    • tawna21's avatar tawna21 says:
      10/03/2015 at 8:33 pm

      Dang Fen!! That required me to watch my favorite video!! Thanks for your detective work! 🙂

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  6. TaterZen's avatar TaterZen says:
    10/03/2015 at 3:42 pm

    Oh, this is so g-o-o-o-o-o-d. “VLOG-INTOLERANT” – ROFLOLOL

    Hope that wrist is feeling better. Sure glad you didn’t break your funny bone.

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  7. marin's avatar marin says:
    10/03/2015 at 8:07 pm

    O my goodness LMBO! Too funny and SO spot on! 🙂

    Has this been posted yet? A ninja video from Shelley from the Friday show, great audio and his voice is incredible!

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    • tawna21's avatar tawna21 says:
      10/03/2015 at 8:37 pm

      Marin, the first time I saw this ninja video I was totally amazed at the clarity of the sound. I have no idea how Shelley did this because the camera cops were out in force that night. She must have had her phone positioned in her purse or something — awesome work! ♥

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  8. trace's avatar trace says:
    10/03/2015 at 8:45 pm

    Another gem, Tofan! Simply love it! 🙂

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  9. missbianca's avatar missbianca says:
    10/03/2015 at 10:07 pm

    This set a new record of three involuntary snort-laughs.

    Great screen caps, even better interpretation for those of us not so adept at reading David’s mind.

    Heeeeeeee*snort*heeheehee!

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  10. grammyj's avatar grammyj says:
    10/04/2015 at 8:56 am

    I loved this! It was laugh out loud funny. I’m hoping someday that David gets over his vlog intolerance. I miss them. I’m excited to see a video of the Nathan/David duet. It will be all kinds of awesome. Nathan has a spectacular voice too.

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  11. awestruck's avatar awestruck says:
    10/04/2015 at 2:50 pm

    ah TOfan – you still have it! You can make me laugh, even when I don’t want to, lol

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  12. Robin (@myheartsong)'s avatar Robin (@myheartsong) says:
    10/04/2015 at 3:47 pm

    ROTFLMBO!!! The whole thing was hysterical but the combination of the rash and last one had my neighbors knocking on the door asking if I was ok (not really). Just too funny!!

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  13. dangitdavid's avatar dangitdavid says:
    10/04/2015 at 4:03 pm

    OMG!! I’m dying 😂😂😂😂. “I break out in a rash”….lolol

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  14. Kizzi's avatar Kizzi says:
    10/04/2015 at 5:26 pm

    Too funny! TOfan unplugged! 😀

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  15. peppertara's avatar peppertara says:
    10/04/2015 at 7:14 pm

    Love this too, so witty and creative! “Vlog Intolerance”, haha, yes maybe one day David will manage his intolerance to some degree. He does that a bit on Instagram though, guess that’s his way. Nathan is super talented, can imagine a wonderful duet with David!
    Thanks for all the chuckles, lol.

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  16. Jeaniut's avatar Jeaniut says:
    10/05/2015 at 12:43 pm

    That video was hilarious and now with your captions it is just tooooooo much !!

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  17. Unknown's avatar Anonymous says:
    10/05/2015 at 7:00 pm

    🙂 🙂 🙂

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  18. grammyj's avatar grammyj says:
    10/06/2015 at 12:05 pm

    I love that the Cougarettes will be dancing while David is singing “Glorious”. I especially love their name – kind of appropriate for some of us fans lol. The Cougarettes are very talented dancers way above the dance level of the Stadium of Fire dancers. There are some you-tube videos of them when they won a major dance competition this spring. Looking forward to David singing with Vocal Point and the BYU Women’s Choir and of course his own solos. Since this is on a college campus there should be lots of tweets, pictures and videos. We will be in Archie-Heaven!

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    • TOfan's avatar TOfan says:
      10/06/2015 at 12:37 pm

      I did watch their videos when the lineup was first announced, grammyj! …and when I saw that they do all sorts of amazing acrobatics, I couldn’t help wishing for David to work one of his famous handstands into one of their routines… you know, all ninja like in the back wearing a sparkly unitard 🙂 🙂 🙂 … have a feeling this show will be a BLAST!

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      (he’s more like 5’6 / 5’7 btw 🙂 )

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      Imagine?????!!!!!!!!!

      😯 😯 😯

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  19. TOfan's avatar TOfan says:
    10/06/2015 at 2:00 pm

    p.s. if you scroll down this post real fast, it’s like a flip book 🙂

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  20. TOfan's avatar TOfan says:
    10/06/2015 at 2:10 pm

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  21. TOfan's avatar TOfan says:
    10/06/2015 at 2:29 pm

    more byu spam because i can 🙂

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    is he just hanging out in the regular cafeteria??? oh david 🙂 🙂 🙂

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  22. Grammyj's avatar Grammyj says:
    10/06/2015 at 3:07 pm

    Just like old times! Love the excitement, screams, cell phone lights, hearing David sing “Crush”. Only disappointment is that David didn’t do a handstand with the Cougarettes lol!

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  23. tawna21's avatar tawna21 says:
    10/06/2015 at 3:11 pm

    I think we should prepare to be knocked out of our shoes this weekend!!! I can’t wait!!!
    #itsonlytuesday

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  24. TOfan's avatar TOfan says:
    10/06/2015 at 4:32 pm

    “Is there moooar, is there mooooaaaarrrrr???”

    Why yes,there is! 🙂

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  25. Grammyj's avatar Grammyj says:
    10/06/2015 at 4:50 pm

    You have got to love college students and their smart phones. I knew we would get lots of tweets, Instagram pictures and video clips. I would love to see the whole performance but the little videos glimpses have been fun to watch. Maybe that handstand will be ready by Thursday night.

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  26. tawna21's avatar tawna21 says:
    10/06/2015 at 6:24 pm

    Glorious from today…..

    https://youtu.be/LmUrkNQrQP0

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  27. TOfan's avatar TOfan says:
    10/06/2015 at 6:25 pm

    sort of breaking news:

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  28. tawna21's avatar tawna21 says:
    10/06/2015 at 6:26 pm

    Crush from today…. a little bit corny with the skit thingy, but hey! we get to hear David!

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z-FDfBLFh3c&feature=youtu.be

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