Our SAz crack team* of intrepid creepers… I mean, reporters… has found the Top 10 new goodies available soon-ish at David Archuleta’s Pledge Music store:
1. Chain link fence pieces!
From the exact spots where David rested his hand! (Rustproofing extra.)
2. Autographed poster of Betty!
(I actually want this you guys, not even kidding.)
3. Exclusive hairstyling tips from David!
4. Two very special phone holders!
To prevent you from driving while using your GPS … or watching David’s insta stories.
5. Exclusively for Canadian fans! 🇨🇦
A special-edition poster featuring all the Canadian cities David’s visited but never included on his tour schedule!!! 😊
6. David’s “horse whisperer” tips!**
7. Ants begone!
With this slightly used exterminator kit (complete with gloves worn by David).
8. The “EXPLICIT” version of Winter in the Air!
Featuring the soon-to-be smash, “Christmas Every #$@&%*! Day.”
9. D’Arch stamps!***
So you can send David a self-addressed letter that you’ll get back promptly in 2027!!!
AND LAST, BUT NOT LEAST!
10. Archie the pet hedgehog!
Seriously though… what did you guys order??
(And keep checking HERE for more stuffs… I have a good feeling about the chain link fence bits.)
*there is no such team
** gifs by the illustrious Tina
***fun fact: these are actual stamps that @abanana77 gifted to me 😻