New @DavidArchie Pledge goodies leaked! (not really)

Our SAz crack team* of intrepid creepers… I mean, reporters… has found the Top 10 new goodies available soon-ish at David Archuleta’s Pledge Music store:

1. Chain link fence pieces!

From the exact spots where David rested his hand! (Rustproofing extra.)

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2. Autographed poster of Betty!

(I actually want this you guys, not even kidding.)

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3. Exclusive hairstyling tips from David!

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4. Two very special phone holders!

To prevent you from driving while using your GPS … or watching David’s insta stories.

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5. Exclusively for Canadian fans! 🇨🇦

A special-edition poster featuring all the Canadian cities David’s visited but never included on his tour schedule!!!  😊

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6. David’s “horse whisperer” tips!**

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7. Ants begone!

With this slightly used exterminator kit (complete with gloves worn by David).

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8. The “EXPLICIT” version of Winter in the Air!

Featuring the soon-to-be smash, “Christmas Every #$@&%*! Day.”

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9. D’Arch stamps!***

So you can send David a self-addressed letter that you’ll get back promptly in 2027!!!

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AND LAST, BUT NOT LEAST!

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10. Archie the pet hedgehog!

Just ‘cuz.

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Seriously though… what did you guys order??

(And keep checking HERE for more stuffs… I have a good feeling about the chain link fence bits.)

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*there is no such team

** gifs by the illustrious Tina

***fun fact: these are actual stamps that @abanana77 gifted to me 😻

 

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20 Responses to New @DavidArchie Pledge goodies leaked! (not really)

  1. Gregorie John Ranin says:

    Just purchased the super bundle even it has a hilarious amount of shipping fee! 🙂

  2. EL_FOD says:

    Bahaha! “Christmas Every #$@&%*! Day.” I’m laughing out loud here for real. You are so funny…don’t ever stop! You have no idea how much I look forward to your posts!

  3. Spirit says:

    Another zany, hilarious post, TOfan!! How does your creative mind come up with these things?! It’s going to be hard to figure out which items to order! Haha!

  4. refnaf says:

    Wahhhh 😂😂😂😂😂😂
    I want it all!!!!!
    You are hilarious gurl!!!
    ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

  5. TaterZen says:

    😀 Dying…
    I’ll take one of each.

  6. janey79 says:

    omg. dyiiiing LOLOLOOOOOOL

  7. angelofdja says:

    Hilarious TOfan! Thanks for my belly laugh 😂 Oh…& I’ll have one of each please?

  8. MissBianca says:

    How many of us are disappointed that neither the actual pledges nor the hilarious Deb’s rib-tickling post mentioned these items?
    1. David performs a whole acoustic set in your very own backyard. Cost $20,000 but you don’t have to pay shipping.
    2. Your name mentioned in one expression of gratitude or song intro. Cost $5000.
    3. An unworn gift tee shirt that has been sitting in David’s fan mail since 2011. Cost $100 plus self-storage facility fees.
    4. A birthday card from David celebrating his own birthday. Cost $50 plus postage.

    “Christmas Every #$@&%*! Day” caused me to giggle hysterically, which in turn caused my cat to wake up and the Harv to ask, “What’s wrong?”

    To answer your question, I got the Polaroid photo shipping and handling for which was almost $8. But what else is small enough to carry around every day?

    • GrammyJ says:

      Bianca, I love your additions to Deb’s list. Y’all are hilarious! David said he will be adding more goodies so these might be included lol!

  9. The explicit (!!!) version “Christmas Every #$@&%*! Day” is just tooooo funny!!!
    Deb I am curious to know if you happened to have recently received a self-addressed letter back from David and that’s why that made it on the list of goodies, because I just got one to my huge surprise!! I cannot remember for the life of me when I did that or why I would have done that. I can only imagine that is from before he went on his mission. He is just getting around to sending it back! I totally appreciate the fact that no matter how late, he sends it back!! Gotta love this guy 😊❤️❤️

  10. sweetonda says:

    Please remove me from your mailing list.

  11. sweetonda says:

    Oh Sorry Deb, I didn’t mean for you to take me off. Love all your posts and miss seeing my Canadian fan friend. J Jamie (Sweetonda)

  12. Pepper says:

    Love this post and all its humour! Number 8….too funny as is the rest of this fun stuff. Miss Bianca’s additions had me laughing too. Well if people are receiving replies from David after many years then Number 9 on your list TOfan is not off the mark! (Those stamps are so cute).
    Yes, great merchandise on the Pledge site, a couple of items sold out rather quickly. Did order a couple of things and am still looking. 🙂

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