Our crack investigative team at SAz is at it again!
(Do these non-existent people ever SLEEP??)
Inside sources at David Archuleta HQ (aka the Nashville In-N-Out Burger) have revealed some of the titles from David’s upcoming new album.
Keep these under your caps, folks!
Title track: Beard Over Troubled Water
2. Numb
3. The Tales of Scruffmeister Slim
4. I’m Ready
5. Forever My Fuzz
6. Say Me
7. Shave the Last Dance For Me
8. My Little Prayer For A Manbun
9. Got Your Goatee
10. Shop Around for A Razor
11. Imagine Me with Facial Hair
12. Just Another Manic Moustache
13. A Little Too Not Over My Whole Face
And a bonus track!
14. Manscaping by Moonlight
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So have I missed any of the bonus tracks??
*photo enlargement courtesy of the lovely & amazing Abrra
SnowAngelz: Canadian fans of David Archuleta 
WOW lady you are fast with those song titles. Hilarious!
Abrra
Once I saw that pic…I knew you’d be all over it 😂😂
🙂 🙂 🙂
A few more Fri night leaks: 😉
*And So It Grows, and so it grows.
*Movember Morning (always makes me feel that way)
*5 o’clock Shadow Dancing
*Baby Face Went Somewhere Only We Know
*ALTNO-My-Beard
*Just to Shave With You
*Absence Makes the Beard Grow Longer
😀
Just to Shave With You, bwahahahahaha
looks like dirt for me……LOL
bonus track : Shave of you ed sheeran cover haha
ROFL love it!
LOL, “Forever My Fuzz” this is hilarious. Good song list, haha. Definitely some extra ‘fuzz’ in that photo. He must be enjoying himself, who knows, maybe it’s his new look for the album cover. 🙂
Some good song titles in the comments too, ha.
Can’t wait to hear “The Tales of Scruffmeister Slim’. Too funny.
“his new look for the album cover” omigosh, can you imagine?!? Baby-face Be-gone!!!
You know I can’t resist trying my brain at stuff like this, but first I also need to thank the lovely and amazing Abrra for the inspirational photo enlargement.
Here are some songs that didn’t quite make the cut:
Not a Whole Lot of Shavin’ Goin’ On
Furevermore
Bewhiskered, Bothered and Bewildered
Broken Razors
Woolly Woolly (cover song)
Can’t Stop the Stubbly Feeling
Like a Prayer of a Mustache
Just the Way You Look Scruffy Tonight
We Are Never Ever Getting Beards Together
Call Me Shaggy Maybe
Careless Whisker
Works for Me and For My Fans
All the Other Sides of Down
Things Are Gonna Get Bushier
*DEADDDDDD*
Furevermore, Careless Whisker … HOWLING here!
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Can not think of anything to add! Really!!!
You are ALL HILARIOUS!
Made my entire week!!!!
“Drums fingers” #waitingfornewmusic
Thanks TOfan for making waiting fun!((((hug))))
The Other Side of Baby Face Down
WAIT for my beard to grow …aka “Soon”
Things Are Going To Get Hairier
That’s all I’ve got for now…😁
Something About Fuzz
Touch My Stubble
PRIDE that I can grow a beard
Waiting on the Razor to Charge
Stomping the Razor
Desperate to Look Older
I’ll Never Shave
PRIDE that I can grow a beard …. hahaha NAILED it! LOLOL
This is why I love this fan base! The only song title I came up with is “Scruff Crush”. David looks good with some scruff but then David always looks good. #teamscruff #waitingfornewmusictoo
Scruff Crush works for me! 🙂 🙂 🙂 Is this scruff goin’ away-ey-ay-ey-ay-ey-ay-ey-ayyyyyyy?
Probably lol
DUDES!
Check out Tina’s post HERE explaining what the 3 Chords organization does… maybe he was also there learning to PLAY GUITAR?!?
Plus, cool video from back in the day… thanks for the heads up, Janey!
https://vimeo.com/15806113
😅😅 These are all LOL WORTHY! Daughter and I reading and singing them. Too fun! He seriously needs to consider these in his next set list 😏
Oh, my heck, I’m exhausted from laughing at these. This is a “Hall of Fame” post plus replies.
Maybe it’s an attempt to stay anonymous in Nashville. It seems like all the guys there sport a little facial artistry. But wouldn’t it make for a fun photo shoot?
Oh heck, hilarious!!!!
👍🤣😂😆