Real, actual new song titles! (not really)

screen-shot-2017-03-02-at-10-23-57-pmscreen-shot-2017-03-02-at-9-44-34-pmOur crack investigative team at SAz is at it again!

(Do these non-existent people ever SLEEP??)

Inside sourcesย at David Archuleta HQ (aka the Nashville In-N-Out Burger) have revealed some of the titles from David’s upcoming new album.

Keep these under your caps, folks!

Title track: Beard Over Troubled Water

2. Numb

3. The Tales of Scruffmeister Slim

4. I’m Ready

5. Forever My Fuzz

6. Say Me

7. Shave the Last Dance For Me

8. My Little Prayer For A Manbun

9. Got Your Goatee

10. Shop Around for A Razor

11. Imagine Me with Facial Hair

12. Just Another Manic Moustache

13. A Little Too Not Over My Whole Face

And a bonus track!

14. Manscaping by Moonlight

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So have I missed any of the bonus tracks??

 

*photo enlargement courtesy of the lovely & amazing Abrra

 

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25 Responses to Real, actual new song titles! (not really)

  1. Abrra says:

    WOW lady you are fast with those song titles. Hilarious!

    Abrra

  2. dangitdavid says:

    Once I saw that pic…I knew you’d be all over it ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

  3. roxfox says:

    A few more Fri night leaks: ๐Ÿ˜‰
    *And So It Grows, and so it grows.
    *Movember Morning (always makes me feel that way)
    *5 o’clock Shadow Dancing
    *Baby Face Went Somewhere Only We Know
    *ALTNO-My-Beard
    *Just to Shave With You
    *Absence Makes the Beard Grow Longer

  4. J Christian says:

    looks like dirt for me……LOL

  5. hey says:

    bonus track : Shave of you ed sheeran cover haha

  6. peppertara says:

    LOL, “Forever My Fuzz” this is hilarious. Good song list, haha. Definitely some extra ‘fuzz’ in that photo. He must be enjoying himself, who knows, maybe it’s his new look for the album cover. ๐Ÿ™‚
    Some good song titles in the comments too, ha.
    Can’t wait to hear “The Tales of Scruffmeister Slim’. Too funny.

  7. TaterZen says:

    You know I canโ€™t resist trying my brain at stuff like this, but first I also need to thank the lovely and amazing Abrra for the inspirational photo enlargement.
    Here are some songs that didnโ€™t quite make the cut:

    Not a Whole Lot of Shavinโ€™ Goinโ€™ On
    Furevermore
    Bewhiskered, Bothered and Bewildered
    Broken Razors
    Woolly Woolly (cover song)
    Canโ€™t Stop the Stubbly Feeling
    Like a Prayer of a Mustache
    Just the Way You Look Scruffy Tonight
    We Are Never Ever Getting Beards Together
    Call Me Shaggy Maybe
    Careless Whisker
    Works for Me and For My Fans
    All the Other Sides of Down
    Things Are Gonna Get Bushier

  8. refnaf says:

    ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
    Can not think of anything to add! Really!!!
    You are ALL HILARIOUS!

    Made my entire week!!!!

    “Drums fingers” #waitingfornewmusic
    Thanks TOfan for making waiting fun!((((hug))))

  9. enchiladalover says:

    The Other Side of Baby Face Down
    WAIT for my beard to grow …aka “Soon”
    Things Are Going To Get Hairier

    That’s all I’ve got for now…๐Ÿ˜

  10. enchiladalover says:

    Something About Fuzz
    Touch My Stubble
    PRIDE that I can grow a beard
    Waiting on the Razor to Charge
    Stomping the Razor
    Desperate to Look Older
    I’ll Never Shave

  11. Grammyj says:

    This is why I love this fan base! The only song title I came up with is “Scruff Crush”. David looks good with some scruff but then David always looks good. #teamscruff #waitingfornewmusictoo

  12. TOfan says:

    DUDES!

    Check out Tina’s post HERE explaining what the 3 Chords organization does… maybe he was also there learning to PLAY GUITAR?!?

  13. TOfan says:

    Plus, cool video from back in the day… thanks for the heads up, Janey!

    https://vimeo.com/15806113

  14. roxfox says:

    ๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜… These are all LOL WORTHY! Daughter and I reading and singing them. Too fun! He seriously needs to consider these in his next set list ๐Ÿ˜

  15. missbianca says:

    Oh, my heck, I’m exhausted from laughing at these. This is a “Hall of Fame” post plus replies.

    Maybe it’s an attempt to stay anonymous in Nashville. It seems like all the guys there sport a little facial artistry. But wouldn’t it make for a fun photo shoot?

  16. djafan says:

    Oh heck, hilarious!!!!

    ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜†

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