The official (not really) @DavidArchie Wedding Registry

We at SnowAngelz like to be prepared… it’s part of our Girl Guide training…

So, in the spirit of preparedness… and giving… and love… and sheer nonsense… we’ve gone that extra mile for you guys and prepared a Wedding Registry to save you all the trouble of having to agonize over what to gift the happy couple whenever the time arises.

1. We out here grindin’ we workin’ Pokemon Pepper Grinder

(this is an actual real thing. for real.)

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2. Simple but practical storage solutions.

A subtle addition to any decor.

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3. Snowboard Built For Two.

For what could be more romantic than careening down the slopes together on a single narrow board clutching fiercely to one another for dear life?

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4. In-home Toll Booth. (Betty not included)

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5. Food lasso, y’all.

Why waste energy hiking over to far-away snacks? Put those roping skillz to good use!

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6. Supah dupah fly his & hers hoodies

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7. Tester to make sure that “light” stays bright.

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8. Appropriate woollies for possible Canadian honeymoon.

(Full disclosure: This is actually me on my commute this morning.)

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9. King size version. ‘Natch.

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10. Tandem surfboard.

It’s like zeeeroooooo gravityyyyyyyyy

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11. Matching lunchboxes.

(well, not totally matching, you’ll notice one is, ahem, slightly larger than the other one)

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12. Humble recording studio.

Where glorious love songs will be penned and rehearsed and recorded and we will all spontaneously combust en masse but what a way to go, am I right?

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13. Chef Jamie Oliver

(can he be on my personal list? 🙂 )

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14. And last, but not least, a VERY essential item….

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What do you guys think?? Anything I should add? 🙂

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p.s.
Bless the lovely & amazing @rhiminee for capturing this little backwards shuffle move! First noticed it at last year’s Idaho Falls show during SOWK and I don’t know why I love it but I do! lol

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Oh and this sassy strut too:

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Heck, check out her whole awesome post HERE.

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14 Responses to The official (not really) @DavidArchie Wedding Registry

  1. ray says:

    OOO you made my day.LOL

  2. Anonymous says:

    Hi Tofan,
    Great guide, fun and funny!

    I’m thinking his’n’her boots would be cool. J

  3. TaterZen says:

    You just made this a giggle-worthy day. 😀 Thanks!

    Some great ideas here. I probably need to return the velvet Elvis painting.

  4. Grammyj says:

    Deb, you had me laughing from start to finish in this post. Thanks for making a drab, gray day in Iowa brighter! The “sweet traveling companion” sure has lead to a lot of fun speculation along with his Instagram post with a quotation pictured with china.

  5. Anonymous says:

    LOL TOfannnn. Burst out laughing. The toll booth, the food lasso!! hahaaaaa, the woolies for the “Canadian honeymoon” omg. U. crack me up.
    ❤️ is in the airrrr…..🎵. Ok ok, I’ll be good and stop speculating…don’t want those invisibility cloaks coming out so soon…
    And in response to your last post…I’m not sure how I’m gonna contain squeeing over random things when and if one day it involves someone’s…gulp.. spouse!…but I’m sure I’ll think I should.
    Frankly, Scarlett…”I can’t think about that today, I’ll just go crazy..I’ll worry about that tomorrow!”

  6. refnaf says:

    Wah!!!!
    Tears of laughter (((TOfan)))
    Canadian honeymoon hahahahahah
    I think they need to come this year as it is our 150th Birthday!🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦

  7. missbianca says:

    Inspired choices! Hilarious, yet with just that right amount of thought. You do look, um, fetching modelling the woolies. Perhaps the problem is that the boots just don’t match. D’Arch would not be so careless.

  8. peppertara says:

    So hilarious….from top to bottom, LOL. Thanks for all the chuckles. Yes, I do think they should come north to honeymoon, in their woolies, haha. I think you just may have covered the most special, meaningful gifts TOfan. Funny funny stuff !

  9. What do I think? I think you are hilarious!! But someone hurry up and grab that invisibility cloak before either one on them gets it. 😉

  10. MUNKFOD says:

    LOVE THIS!!! Thank you so much! Made my day!

  11. emmegirl14 says:

    Hilarious tofan – you have been blessed with the “silly gene”!

    Higher Ground, been watching and rewatching that performance since he did it!

    Have always loved watching people dance, think it started with Bobby and Cissy, when I was a little kid (just needed to clarify that.) Truth is it’s a moot point – if I know who Bobby and Cissy are I’m old no matter how you slice it!

    Hope we get to see more from him, he just moves so instinctively to the music.

  12. djafan says:

    TOfan, Thank you for the laughs lol

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