You never know what you will find when you innocently scroll through the Canadian Amazon site (Amazon.ca) to check if Numb is there yet or not.
(It’s not, of course. Much like Krispy Kreme and The Gap and David Archuleta concerts, we are usually the last to get the really good stuff).
So imagine my surprise when I came across these gems. (I sure hope David is getting a cut, but I suspect he is not. All I can say is “Merch Alert, David, Merch Alert.”)
David Shower Curtains
Have you watched the Psycho shower scene one too many times and now only take baths? Fear no more. Who doesn’t feel instantly comforted at seeing this smiling face?
Now if you turn the curtain around so the face is on the inside, that’s a WHOLE other story and I’ll let your analyst deal with that one.
And you have three models to choose from:
Nunca Pense David: If you prefer to take warm, beachfront showers in Costa Rica:
Autographed edition: With a signature done back when David had time to carefully write out each letter.
American Idol version: Manufacturer’s warning: This one may cause you to blurt out, “OMIGOSH, HE WAS YOUNG BACK THEN!” every time you walk in the room.
David Pillow Case
To quote Amazon Canada: “Designed to add style to your bedroom.” Yes, of course that’s why it was designed.
I confess I would love someone to gift this to David at a VIP just to see his reaction. And then THAT photo I would put on a blanket.
But that would mean possibly scratching up that face as you slide your mouse all over it. Sorry, not acceptable.
Comes with special attachment for friendship bracelets. (And if you get that, *high-five* for being around this long.)
DAVID IS NO DOORMAT! I repeat, DAVID IS NO DOORMAT!!!! Sheesh.
Okay, confession time. I want one. And not only because there’s a rainbow always after the rain. *hides*
This was listed under “David Archuleta” on Amazon.ca. David’s alter-ego when fans like me nag him to come to their town, perhaps?
The Davids’ Karaoke tracks
Um, where is My Hands and Elevator??? I demand a refund!!!!!
And the guy on the right does look a bit like our David, but the other one looks more like Bono… or maybe his name actually is David.
The fact that Pocket Songs put both Davids’ songs in one package warms my heart… gone is the post-S7 rivalry between the two fan camps and now, in its place, a peaceful detente nurtured by lovely Cookletas everywhere (I’m looking at you, Tina. 🙂 ).
So what do you guys think?? Which one are you ordering? 🙂
Looking for Tuacahn tickets?? If so, check out these two comments from the last thread:
Hi all! I’m very sad to say, but I cannot go to David’s concert on Nov 4th! Dang-it! This decision was a tough one but I know I made the best choice making this decision!
I have 2 awesome tickets available that I would like to give away! Can you help me find someone to mail them to? Thank you for your help. Sincerely, angelofdja (Kathy)
Knowing David has new music he will be performing at Tuacahn pains me all the more to miss this concert! GAH! I will feel a bit better knowing someone may be able to enjoy these seats! Section: center
Seats: 101 & 102
I am not as generous as angelofdja. I need to sell tickets to David’s concerts at Tuacahn Amphitheater in St. George, Utah. I have singles for each night.
Nov 3, Row F, Left side, Seat 14. a$40.
Nov 4, Row H, Center, Seat 107. $45
Nov 5, Row J, Left side, Seat 22. $40.
Thanks- Please respond here.