The @DavidArchie merch you never knew you wanted

screen-shot-2016-10-27-at-9-44-17-pmYou never know what you will find when you innocently scroll through the Canadian Amazon site ( to check if Numb is there yet or not.

(It’s not, of course. Much like Krispy Kreme and The Gap and David Archuleta concerts, we are usually the last to get the really good stuff).

So imagine my surprise when I came across these gems. (I sure hope David is getting a cut, but I suspect he is not. All I can say is “Merch Alert, David, Merch Alert.”)

David Shower Curtains

Have you watched the Psycho shower scene one too many times and now only take baths? Fear no more. Who doesn’t feel instantly comforted at seeing this smiling face?

Now if you turn the curtain around so the face is on the inside, that’s a WHOLE other story and I’ll let your analyst deal with that one.

And you have three models to choose from:

Nunca Pense David: If you prefer to take warm, beachfront showers in Costa Rica:
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Autographed edition: With a signature done back when David had time to carefully write out each letter.

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American Idol version: Manufacturer’s warning: This one may cause you to blurt out, “OMIGOSH, HE WAS YOUNG BACK THEN!” every time you walk in the room.Screen Shot 2016-10-27 at 9.08.46 PM.png

David Pillow Case

To quote Amazon Canada: “Designed to add style to your bedroom.” Yes, of course that’s why it was designed.Screen Shot 2016-10-27 at 9.09.18 PM.png

David Blanket

I confess I would love someone to gift this to David at a VIP just to see his reaction. And then THAT photo I would put on a blanket.

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David Mousepad

But that would mean possibly scratching up that face as you slide your mouse all over it. Sorry, not acceptable.Screen Shot 2016-10-27 at 9.11.17 PM.png


David Backpack

Comes with special attachment for friendship bracelets. (And if you get that, *high-five* for being around this long.)Screen Shot 2016-10-27 at 9.12.33 PM.png


DAVID IS NO DOORMAT! I repeat, DAVID IS NO DOORMAT!!!! Sheesh.Screen Shot 2016-10-27 at 9.13.19 PM.png


David Umbrella

Okay, confession time. I want one. And not only because there’s a rainbow always after the rain. *hides*Screen Shot 2016-10-27 at 9.13.29 PM.pngscreen-shot-2016-10-27-at-9-14-14-pm


Pocket Watch

This was listed under “David Archuleta” on David’s alter-ego when fans like me nag him to come to their town, perhaps?Screen Shot 2016-10-27 at 9.15.28 PM.png


The Davids’ Karaoke tracks

Um, where is My Hands and Elevator??? I demand a refund!!!!!

And the guy on the right does look a bit like our David, but the other one looks more like Bono… or maybe his name actually is David.

The fact that Pocket Songs put both Davids’ songs in one package warms my heart… gone is the post-S7 rivalry between the two fan camps and now, in its place, a peaceful detente nurtured by lovely Cookletas everywhere (I’m looking at you, Tina. 🙂 ).

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So what do you guys think?? Which one are you ordering? 🙂



Looking for Tuacahn tickets?? If so, check out these two comments from the last thread:

  1. angelofdja
    Hi all! I’m very sad to say, but I cannot go to David’s concert on Nov 4th! Dang-it! This decision was a tough one but I know I made the best choice making this decision!
    I have 2 awesome tickets available that I would like to give away! Can you help me find someone to mail them to? Thank you for your help. Sincerely, angelofdja (Kathy)

Knowing David has new music he will be performing at Tuacahn pains me all the more to miss this concert! GAH! I will feel a bit better knowing someone may be able to enjoy these seats! Section: center
Aisle: 2
Row: Z
Seats: 101 & 102

2. marciami
Happy Halloween
I am not as generous as angelofdja. I need to sell tickets to David’s concerts at Tuacahn Amphitheater in St. George, Utah. I have singles for each night.
Nov 3, Row F, Left side, Seat 14. a$40.
Nov 4, Row H, Center, Seat 107. $45
Nov 5, Row J, Left side, Seat 22. $40.

Thanks- Please respond here.


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13 Responses to The @DavidArchie merch you never knew you wanted

  1. angelofdja says:

    TOfan, you are so kind to bring my comments over from the last post! It’s much appreciated!

    I’m liking the David umbrella & blanket! I’d also be inclined to purchase that mouse pad as well! It would only be for “looks” as the ole PC sits on its desk, rarely getting used! Although I do have pictures streaming on the monitor! I can just look over to that screen and see numerous David photos I have taken or the faces of my kids over the years!

    Happy Halloween to you all 🎃

  2. Jenny says:

    You always make me laugh! Shower curtains, no! Blanket definitely Yes!
    I would like mugs w his photo on it but with push of a button changes to your significant other’s photo for your convenience. David and Nathan Christmas sweaters? David oven mitts?
    Possibilities are endless…I could never tire of that angelic, beautiful, intelligent face.
    That pic w him at the observatory always stops my heart for a few seconds.
    Happy fantasy merchandising, folks!

  3. Should I openly admit that I still use the mousepad I had made with my picture with David from one of the Demi tour VIPs? No? Ummm, ok. Forget I said anything…

  4. missbianca says:

    There are sites where you can get anything printed on anything that can be printed. I kinda like that umbrella, but could I request that the David be on the inside where I can see him? But then, it would probably just get blown away (like the rest of us). has pillows and mousepads and more for far less than those amazon prices. has shower curtains and throw pillows, but they’re pretty pricey. David beer stein? No, no, no, no.

    I only found one place doing umbrellas like that and none where the print would be on the inside. When I perused my photo stash, I thought the one of D surfing would make a good umbrella. Drysuit, rain? No, no, no, no, not going to do that.

  5. refnaf says:

    I want an umbrella too…..gosh the young face of David! I have forgotten! Time to rewatch American idol season 7!!

  6. peppertara says:

    Thanks for the informative post TOfan, quite the array of David merch! The shower curtain….hmm not sure about that. Do like the umbrella too and wouldn’t mind the blanket for keeping warm on cool nights while watching DA vids and listening to his music. The doormat….no somehow couldn’t imagine myself wiping my feet on him, lol.
    Yes, that sweet young face of David’s…..we really have watched him grow into a man. 🙂

  7. TaterZen says:

    Fun(ny) stuff. My Christmas list thanks you. 😀
    That blanket could have been a big seller at Tuacahn.
    No to the shower curtain… Uh, call it a modesty issue. Definite no to the doormat. Umbrella is “Singing in the Rain” charming.

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