Hello and welcome to all Slovenian fans attending David Archuleta’s performance on Friday.
How big a deal is David in the States? Well, just take a look at this:
Yes, he is quite a big deal.
And since it’s David’s first time in your beautiful country, I thought I’d help you out and give you some tips on what goes on at a David show, along with translations for some VERY useful phrases.
#1) Make sure to shout this out at the top of your lungs every single time he pauses to regain his train of thought… or just anytime really:
Ljubim te, David! … which means “Bravo!”
(it actually means I LOVE YOU, DAVID!!!!!! mwahaha)
#2) When it’s a particularly dramatic moment, especially if David walks over to sit at the piano, scream out:
Poroči se z mano, David!!!! … which means WAY TO GO!
(it actually means MARRY ME, DAVID!!! 🙂 )
#3) For men with deep Slovenian voices only: If he sings any Christina Aguilera song, belt out:
Ti si lepa … which means “Alright!”
(it actually means “YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL, DUDE!!!!“)
#4) And at the end of the show, clap and shout:
Ena pesem! … which means “One more song!!!”
(it actually does mean “One more song!”)
#5) And Mr. Archuleta loves his food and is very sad he can’t be there in September for your World Festival of Roasted Potatoes (this is actually a thing over there) … so you will make him feel welcomed and part of the Slovenian gang if you toss a few roasted potatoes up on stage. Trust me, it’s a long-standing fan tradition.
Now you lucky Slovenian peeps have a blast at the show! Hopefully he’ll sing “Simpatij” … Crush.
So, who’s going? 🙂
And I’d know those hands and that white hoodie track jacket thingie anywhere. 🙂
And remember drummer Ben?
David rehearsing! Oh, please let there be Periscopes, videos… anything!!!!
More rehearsing! With singing! I bet some of those classical musicians have never heard of David and must’ve thought, “Who the heck is this kid in the cap?” mwahaha … 20 hours of travelling would not be easy on his voice but he sounds… how you say? Glorious? (sorry, couldn’t resist 🙂 )
Listen carefully and you’ll hear where David lives! But sorry, stalkers, he saw this and high-tailed it to Slovenia, Croatia and Serbia, as one does.