And the inspiration for the classic Blue Steel pose is….
*drumroll*
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“But, I am ridiculously good looking…” “That would be me.”
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“He even stole my sparkly suit!!!!!”
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“White is my colour, baby” … “Step back, it’s MY colour!”
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“Hair on point.” “Game. Set. Match. Archuleta.”
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“Let’s see what IG thinks.” “My IG game is strong, bruh.”
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“I must run from fans now.” “Hey, I invented that!”
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“IT’S LIKE YOU’RE MY MIRRORRRRRR”
“MY MIRROR LOOKIN’ BACK AT MEEEEEE”
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I’m sorry, David, but if we don’t get music news soon, I cannot be responsible for my utterly ridiculous shenanigans….
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DAVID DOES A VIDEO, IT’S AN ALMOST VALENTINE’S DAY MIRACLE!!!!!
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ROFLOLOL
SnowAngelz: Canadian fans of David Archuleta 
I would leave a comment, really I would, but I am still laughing. 😀
(I hope Boise gets a Valentine Miracle Video. ❤ )
Thanks for another funny post. You keep coming up with amusing posts despite the fact that David is currently not doing much publicly. Hope that new music comes out soon! Guess I need to watch David’s “patience” video again.
Where in the world did you find that doll?!?! Hysterical! Especially the ‘hair on point’. Just too funny.
I succumbed to the valentine miracle before it was even a miracle!! Hey, it’s the closest he’s come to the Midwest (to perform) yet and I haven’t seen him since 2011….dyyyyyiiiiinnnnnggggg…..I’m going to DENVER!!!!! eep!
wooohooo! that’s awesome, Robin, have a blast!!
Thanks Deb. I’m just a liiiiiiittttttlllllleeeee bit EXCITED!! *\o/*
just try to resist this site,lol.love it
Too funny!👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼
hahaha! I know just where to go to brighten my spirits!
Fantastically funny stuff happens here…and so timely too! 😜
Look, more promo! (one of the comments says “dang you’re still alive” so I hope he sees that and keeps it up).
What even? I mean, what IS that doll? I guess you just proved that David isn’t a living doll–he’s much much much better looking.
I thought David was more than a little awkward in that video. And not in the old, endearing way. But maybe that’s just me. While I adore your ridiculous shenanigans, I wonder did the “Please come to Denver” video satisfy you?
Ms. B., it’s an actual Zoolander doll from Mattel, lol … I agree, David did appear to be doing the video “under duress”… and could he have picked a skeezier place to film it?? … “Live from a serial killer’s lair” lol… all that was missing was a swinging lightbulb, hahaha … I am not complaining, however, in fact, MORE PLEASE!
And Happy Birthday weekend, Kizzi!!! <33333
LOL, another hilarious post TOfan. I too love your”utterly ridiculous shenanigans”! Good to laugh!
Well, at least there is a video of sorts from David, good to see a little bit of promo. I think he probably is just a little out of practice, was short and sweet though. I couldn’t help but envision a little video with him saying
“Hi my friends in Canada……..I’ll be doing a couple of shows in Toronto and Vancouver”……….
Well, the imagination can be a good thing (or not). Haha, we’ll see.
….and a Happy Birthday to Kizzi!
Another FUNNY post!! Thanks. I am so happy that David did any type of vlog – maybe it will ease him into doing more again. He’s always been such a funny guy – I am sure he still wonders “who the heck wants to watch me do a vlog?” which has always been an underlying theme to his vlog-shyness and yet they are always great.
Tofan, the doll and David ………so funny !!! As for the most recent vlog, he really didn’t seem very awkward to me. Pretty much typical. I did notice his outfit though. Its the same as the one at the restaurant. His friends probably said, hey dude, you might want to do a little promo. David said , ” Sure.Can I have dessert first ?”
“Can I have dessert first ?” hahaha, oliveoil