Things to do while you’re waiting for @DavidArchie news….

● Do copious quantities of drugs (not recommended).

● Eat copious quantities of chocolate (recommended).

● Flail about this:


● Read Chords of Strength backwards and find hidden meanings… like “sang I when direction me gave that audience the in out people the of eyes the in looks the always was it all after”… wow.

● Watch American Idol’s final season!!!

● Start working out.

● Watch all the fall/Christmas tour videos and weep at their perfection. (check)

● Buy some jewelry.


● Get some reading done.

● Put your headphones on and remind yourself of the beauty of this:

● Become a Bieber fan


● Write a long letter to David outpouring all your heartfelt support, urging him to “take all the time he needs” then put it through the shredder, burn the shreddings in a big bonfire on the beach and instead send a postcard that reads, “WHAT THE HECK IS GOING ON?!?!?! Sincerely, a friend.”

● Then chill

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● Do good deeds for people in need, smile at strangers, shovel your neighbour’s driveway, visit a local orphan …. (Hey, wait a minute… David, dude, did you hack into my post????)*

When all else fails….

● Sleep with the zucchini
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How about you guys? Any better ideas?


*GIF source: the illustrious @rhiminee

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12 Responses to Things to do while you’re waiting for @DavidArchie news….

  1. moelita says:

    File a missing persons report for Ricky a.k.a. (David ) Archuleta.
    Watch videos from Australia and marvel at his talent.
    Say a novena to St Jude .
    Ask Jeff this question on his American Idol vlog ” Where in the world is David Archuleta?
    Count to 1000, repeat as needed.
    Count the number of people in line to buy a PowerBall ticket.
    And the #1 thing to do while waiting for David news is read Snowangelzz blog and have a good laugh.

  2. ray says:

    log on to Snowangel every day

  3. TOfan says:

    aww, you guyssssss <333333 (moelita, love the novena idea, hahahaha)

  4. peppertara says:

    Ha, this is all so good TOfan. Only your wonderful, creative mind can come up with these gems! You thoroughly entertain us. Don’t know which is my fave… but this “● Read Chords of Strength backwards and find hidden meanings” LOL and love ” ● Get some reading done”. The two kind of go together, haha.
    All good ways to bide our time! Moelita’s suggestions were great too. 🙂

  5. marin says:

    Another gem! 🙂 I think I need that “Delete My Browser History” Medic Alert bracelet in case anything happens, for my ODD browser history alone. LOL

  6. Grammyj says:

    Thanks, I needed this!

  7. Anonymous says:

    real actual comment on one of David’s youTubes 🙂 🙂 🙂

  8. missbianca says:

    Another totally amusing, delightful post.

    * Do scrapbook pages of events that happened 1-4 years ago.
    * Find a new theme for your smileblog.
    * Write a limerick in appreciation of TOFan.
    * Eat copious amounts of chocolate. (Wait, you covered that.)
    * Play games on your phone or PC.

    Mine aren’t funny. 😦

  9. TOfan says:


  10. gemzone says:

    I love David’s crooked smile! :/

  11. TOfan says:


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