● Do copious quantities of drugs (not recommended).
● Eat copious quantities of chocolate (recommended).
● Flail about this:
— The Late Late Show (@latelateshow) January 12, 2016
● Read Chords of Strength backwards and find hidden meanings… like “sang I when direction me gave that audience the in out people the of eyes the in looks the always was it all after”… wow.
● Watch all the fall/Christmas tour videos and weep at their perfection. (check)
● Buy some jewelry.
● Put your headphones on and remind yourself of the beauty of this:
● Write a long letter to David outpouring all your heartfelt support, urging him to “take all the time he needs” then put it through the shredder, burn the shreddings in a big bonfire on the beach and instead send a postcard that reads, “WHAT THE HECK IS GOING ON?!?!?! Sincerely, a friend.”
● Then chill
When all else fails….
How about you guys? Any better ideas?