Ode to us

CUJHE7PUYAAp-0d.jpg-large‘Twas 16 nights after Christmas and all through the street

Not a smidge of David news, not even an inspirational tweet

The fans kept on checking and lurking with care

In the hopes that more concert dates soon would be there

The fans were nestled all snug in their beds

While visions of new music danced in their heads

And Katsu in her fur and David in yet another new cap

Had just settled in for a long winter’s nap

When suddenly on YouTube there arose such a clatter

I sprang into my chair to see what was the matter

Away to the desktop I flew like a flash

Smacked it out of sleep mode till my whole system crashed

I rebooted quick to see why folks were so riled

And saw a sight scarier than Shay Carl’s smile

What to my wondering eyes was then shown?

But a blast from the past trying to drum up fans of his own

The silence from central command was absolute

But we’ve waited before, we’re nothing if not resolute

We know David’s busy, that hint can’t be missed

He had 6,4269 items on his alphabetized New Year’s resolution list

 

Yet here we will sit trying not to go numb

Awaiting the day new music will come

Now singing! Now salsa dancing! Sasschuleta, it’s time

On soundchecks! On rehearsals! On studio time!

To the top of the stage! To the top of the charts!

No pressure at all! 🙂 Just follow your heart!

And what of Idol rumours that someday D. will be on?

They’re hard to believe — my conspiracy theory’s still strong

All I can say is, if they snub him again

They’re bigger idiots than I thought, and my thoughts are quite grand

He and Cookie could sing a duet, ratings would soar

Cheers they would get, crowds would scream “MORE!”

 

So this is the end of my cheesy post-Christmas tale

A New Year brings new possibilities, that’s what my fortune cookie says

 

So let’s raise a glass — of water or Sprite

Happy 2016 to all, and to all a good night!

 

 

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14 Responses to Ode to us

  1. dangitdavid says:

    Hahaha 😂😂😂. Love it!!

  2. missbianca says:

    “Sasschuleta, it’s time!” says it all. Hilarious as usual!

    Not sure what “blast from the past” is being mentioned. But it’s all good! I have reached the point where I don’t need to know everything about the David.

  3. Jane says:

    Oh MY Gosh. That is something. Love what you wrote. 🎶🎶🎶🎶 if the David’s don’t go on American Idol, they are the losers. That’s my opinion. ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

  4. peppertara says:

    Love your terrific ‘Ode’ TOfan! Haha, it says it all. Hey, if ‘He had 6,4269 items on his alphabetized New Year’s resolution list’, one of them has to be music, music music.
    What a great post, well done. 🙂

  5. ray says:

    standing o ,here clap,clap clap

  6. sweetonda says:

    Another winner TOfan! Love the entertainment value here on SnowAngelz!

  7. marin says:

    Oh my goodness I about spit out my drink! 🙂

  8. oliveoil says:

    I LOVE the poem !!!! The new normal. ho-hum……la-dee-da hmmmmmmmm. ??? That’s OK. We can hang in there cuz he’s worth it.

  9. Kizzi says:

    Genius! I hope he sings on Idol too! MORE❗😀

  10. tawna21 says:

    Love It!!!! 😀

  11. missbianca says:

    There once was an Angel named Deb
    Whose blogs were the best on the web.
    Her posts ’bout the D
    Made you laugh ’til you’d pee.
    All inspired by our fave celeb.

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