There was a legend around the village. A legend of an hombre who could salsa like no other.
His moves were known throughout the land. Throughout the ages.
Learn his captivating Latino ways?
First, I must learn the guitar.
I now knew my mission. To look like I could play it as well as he looked like he could play it. And I knew just who could help me.
My identical twin great-great-great-grand-cousin.
Wait, I know … there’s now an app for that!
A few iPhone taps later and BAM!
Guitar-holding lessons from one of the best!
And voilà … now holding a guitar like a pro… impressing all the chicas in town….
And where did Salschuleta learn his skillzz?
And we all lived Nunca Pensé’d ever after.