@DavidArchie Nunca Pensé video outtakes (not really)

There was a legend around the village. A legend of an hombre who could salsa like no other.

His moves were known throughout the land. Throughout the ages.

He was … David Salschuleta….
He could leap from the bottom of a waterfall….
… to the top… in a single bound.
How could I be like this hombre?

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Learn his captivating Latino ways?

First, I must learn the guitar.
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David Salschuleta was never heard actually playing the guitar but he held it in his hands like a virtuoso.

Photo: Willie T. (via DavidBeyondBorders.com)


david-plays-guitardavid-archuleta-guitarLarge_420x550NO ONE strummed those silent strings like Salschuleta.

I now knew my mission. To look like I could play it as well as he looked like he could play it. And I knew just who could help me.

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My identical twin great-great-great-grand-cousin.

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But how?

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Wait, I know … there’s now an app for that!
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A few iPhone taps later and BAM!
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Guitar-holding lessons from one of the best!
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And voilà … now holding a guitar like a pro… impressing all the chicas in town….

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And where did Salschuleta learn his skillzz?

PLOT TWIST: Turns out he had the same app… and the same great-great-great-grand cousin.

And we all lived Nunca Pensé’d ever after.

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8 Responses to @DavidArchie Nunca Pensé video outtakes (not really)

  1. amb4da says:

    “And we all lived Nunca Pense’d ever after.”
    TOfan. 🙂

  2. dangitdavid says:

    Bahaha….”wait I know…there’s an app for that” lolol. Keep the fabulous posts coming TOFan…always gives me a great laugh 😆😆

  3. oliveoil says:

    Thank you Tofan, for pulling all the pieces together for us. BTW. I believe I saw Ricky Archuleta in one of those screen caps. Another cousin perhaps?

  4. peppertara says:

    Haha, love your video out takes TOfan. Love the story of Mr. Salschuleta! Thanks again for your great humour and the time you put in to these terrific posts….and I see you will be on hiatus for a bit, a peaceful time to you. In the meantime you leave us all rather Nunca Pense’d.
    Ha, Ricky Archuleta just may be another cousin oliveoil. 🙂

  5. Refnaf says:

    HILARIOUS as usual TOfan!!

  6. peppertara says:

    It’s TOfan’s Birthday? Many Happy Birthday wishes to you! ❤

  7. oliveoil says:

    Happy Birthday, Tofan. Feliz cumpleanos !!!

  8. ray says:

    you should write a book of laughs. love this one too

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