Here at SAz, we spare no expense at funding the finest cutting-edge scientific studies known to fandom. Why? Because inquiring fans need to know, that’s why.
It’s not enough that David is living the dream. We need to see him SMILING the dream.
So we scoured the globe to find the premiere smile-ologists at the forefront of teeth-baring research and asked these experts to analyze David’s recent appearance of contentment.
Is he actually, dare I say it, happy? Is songwriting and singing in Music City, USA, all it’s cracked up to be? When, instead, he could be, I don’t know, highlighting textbooks at BYU?
Does he actually enjoy sitting at the piano creating brand-new genius David-ish melodies? Or is he just limbering up his hands for his TRUE goal: becoming an ear-nose-throat doctor?
Take a look at our exhaustive investigative results below and you tell us, my friends.
Graph C (leather-couch throwback)
So how about you guys? What’s your hypothesis?