Breakthrough Scientific Smile Research! (not really)

Here at SAz, we spare no expense at funding the finest cutting-edge scientific studies known to fandom. Why? Because inquiring fans need to know, that’s why.

It’s not enough that David is living the dream. We need to see him SMILING the dream.

So we scoured the globe to find the premiere smile-ologists at the forefront of teeth-baring research and asked these experts to analyze David’s recent appearance of contentment.

Is he actually, dare I say it, happy? IsΒ songwriting and singing in Music City, USA, all it’s cracked up to be? When, instead, he could be, I don’t know, highlighting textbooks at BYU?

Does he actually enjoy sitting at the piano creating brand-new genius David-ish melodies? Or is he just limbering up his hands for his TRUE goal: becoming an ear-nose-throat doctor?

Take a look at our exhaustive investigative results below and you tell us, my friends.

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Graph B

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GraphΒ C (leather-couch throwback)

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GraphΒ D
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So how about you guys? What’s your hypothesis?

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24 Responses to Breakthrough Scientific Smile Research! (not really)

  1. Haroldcpim says:

    Deb
    You did it again I feel off the chair laughing . I think he conspired with you before the blog so that you have new material. Lol!!!!!!

  2. ray says:

    now that tickled my funny bone, .good job. the football. lol

  3. oliveoil says:

    Not a hypothesis. This is hilarious !!!!! My conclusion is based on the evidence of spontaneous laughter. The captions are soooo funny !!!! Thank you Deb for sharing your awesome humor with us. πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€

  4. amb4da says:

    Ohhhhh TOfan…this had me ROTFL!
    All the captions are hilarious and the “smile analysis” spot-on. But when I got to this line above, (I worked my way backward from the pics to the copy): “Does he actually enjoy sitting at the piano creating brand-new genius David-ish melodies? Or is he just limbering up his hands for his TRUE goal: becoming an ear-nose-throat doctor?” I about fell off my chair laughing!
    I love your humor & this site. Tku! πŸ™‚

  5. amb4da says:

    All of graph D is hysterical…the Yellow tie etc. lol.

  6. Refnaf says:

    😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊

  7. marin says:

    BWAHAHAHA is my hypothesis and conclusion! We do so tend to overanalyze every word, every gesture, my word. I’m with Haroldcpim, I also think D. conspired somehow so you’d have new material. TU! Just what I needed! πŸ™‚ πŸ™‚ πŸ™‚

  8. peppertara says:

    Hiilarious, lol! Definitely had me laughing, very clever, love it all! Thanks for sharing your great wit once again. The dimple direction cracked me up, haha. The smile-ologists sure did their job, ha.
    πŸ™‚

  9. missbianca says:

    Mine is my “ground zero” smile right now (a different standard from the Archuleta’s). Love your stuff, Deb!

  10. trace says:

    I’m so totally cracked up, Tofan! Such a great way to laugh at ourselves for our constant over-analysing every single word he utters, every move he makes, every smile and non-smile. Thanks for such a good laugh! πŸ™‚

  11. Spirit says:

    I love this post, TOfan! David sure looks like a ray of sunshine with his official yellow tie in the Graph D picture! β˜€οΈ

  12. MT says:

    Love this TOfan, so funny! Thanks again for sharing your sparkling humor with us.

    I also love (the pic on the couch) the slight lean and head tilt along with that smile. He’s looking very Relaxed & Happy. πŸ™‚

  13. TOfan says:

    You guys ROCK! I don’t say that near enough. Thanks so much for taking time out of your day to leave a comment… made me smile a Ground Zero grin! {{{{{β™₯group glompβ™₯}}}}

  14. taterzen says:

    Been here more than once of course. This is the ultimate feel-good post. Love that your funny bone is inspired by your loyalty to David.

    Your sense of humor rocks. So does your sense of humour. ❀

  15. Gosh, how I needed that laugh! “unbridled contentment” … *fingers crossed* for him! 😊

  16. djafan says:

    TOfan, I laughed out loud! I sometimes can’t blame David if he thinks we’re a “little” over the top about him hahaha. This made absolute perfect sense to me πŸ™‚

  17. TOfan says:

    {{{{{taterzen, Marylee, dja}}}}}

    Here’s another one for the smile file … MINE! πŸ™‚ πŸ™‚ πŸ™‚

    Another fun day with http://www.two-inc.com writing with @davidarchie and Ms. Camille Nelson. This song is GORGEOUS. There were some definite tears shed while we wrote it! I'm in love with it and this group. πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸŽΆπŸŽΆ #newmusic #nashville #nashvillesongwriter #nashvillesongwriters #davidarchuleta #camillenelson #shaunbalin #isabeaumiller #twoinc #songwritingduo #songwritingteam #songwriting #songwriter #pop #ballad

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  18. <--- cc halo says:

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    I suggest a new area of scientific study in the “adorably crooked smile” phenomenon. What does this mean? (see gravitar @ top left)

  19. I love his smile! It makes me smile, and so do you Deb. Thanks.

  20. Refnaf says:

    #pop #ballad
    That is all.

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