@DavidArchie’s New Year’s resolutions (not really)

Screen shot 2012-12-27 at 5.26.41 PMDavid Archuleta sure went that extra mile for his fans before he left on his mission, recording music, greetings, even behind-the-scenes videos!

In fact, SAz has just learned that David even pre-wrote his New Year’s resolutions for tour plans when he gets back (well, I’m sure he would’ve if he’d had more time) ….

Aaaaaand, here they are:

#1 Make a final decision between the mango and raspberry chapstick

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#2 Break the Guinness World Record for “longest shirt worn at VIPs”


#3 Have bow surgically removed from Mom’s back


#4 Find this guy and thank him

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#5 Do more stuff … with @Archugeezer



#6 Do more travelling

#7 Perfect the eye-sparkle….


#8 … and the nose-crinkle


#9 Plan an AI7 reunion….

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#10 Plan a Concierto Navidad reunion


#11 Grow hair out again


#12 Shoot an album cover EVERYONE can agree on

#13 Come back with an accent

#14 Tour Canada  … um, nvm



Happy 22nd Birthday, David!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Love these birthday tweets to David!

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27 Responses to @DavidArchie’s New Year’s resolutions (not really)

  1. pastelpastel says:

    Love those Deb! Hey, we’d sell out that igloo! And all the igloos in the land. You know it! Mazel tov.

    • dangitdavid says:

      Rotfl….the igloo would sell out in minutes!! :). Hahaha….love your post D!!! Happy Birthday to our dear David…2014 is just around the corner now 🙂

  2. Nan says:

    Deb, YOU ARE A HOOT!!! I think I could find a way to do #3 – snip, snip!!!!

  3. Archugeezer says:

    I am going to read this entire post just as soon as I manage to get past Resolution #5. ROFL

  4. mlpb3 says:

    LOL! Love these! Especially #1 and #12! Love the eye twinkle and nose crinkle too!

  5. crmoriarty@comcast.net says:

    TOfan, ROFL!!!! Especially over 1, 2 & 14!! 🙂

  6. angelofdja says:

    Bwahahahaha! Crack me up! My favorite: David and his twinkle…magic!

  7. abanana77 says:

    HAHAHAHAHAHAH Deb love this so much!!!! lolol Really like #1, and #4. And the Friends clip of the fake accent is sooo funny lolol.

    You really are a genius, thanks for these posts to tie us over until 2014! <333

  8. Love all these! (I’m with you, Archugeezer . . . I like #5 the best . . . well, along with the eye twinkle and nose crinkle and . . . lol Yes, the igloo would sell out quickly and melt quickly when David returns with the accent, the twinkle, the crinkle and perfected dance moves! Happy birthday, David! (P.S. Hope everyone ha a great New Year!) ♫ ♥ ♫

  9. KH says:

    Thanks, TOFan/Deb. LOVE LOVE LOVE it and I wish a happy David’s birthday to everyone reading. 🙂

  10. Kizzi says:

    Haha! I would love the Igloo venue…cozy and intimate and Canada! *must happen* 🙂

    You have a b.e.a.u.t.I.f.u.l mind Ms TOfan!!!

    All the resolutions are fan-tabulous!

  11. peppertara says:

    Hilarious TOfan…loving the resolutions, laughed from top to bottom! #1 and #14 especially got me, LOL. Intimate venues can have many positives, would take the Igloo too if I had to, haha. All the ‘mazel tovs’ cracked me up too. Thanks for your great humour and the wonderful laughs today!
    Best wishes to that wonderful, sparkling eyes, nose crinkling special guy.
    Happy 22nd Birthday to David!

  12. Fantastic 🙂 Thanks for the Happy Thoughts. He did say at one point, that he did have “projects” in mind for when he gets back. Only one more Christmas until David is back 🙂

  13. sweetonda says:

    Deb, there you go again, thanks for the chuckles! My faves #1, #7 and #14, You guys so deserve a Canadian Tour!

  14. Haroldcpim says:

    No 14 & 8 you deserve a tour ! U r 1 of the funniest ladies around. Your Witt is amazing ! We can get thru this only on more christmas to go. Thank you for this year of laughs . U r the best happy new year!

  15. emmegirl14 says:

    Another belly-buster TOfan! Can’t pick a favorite – there have been several of your articles I’ve wished D could see, this would be one of them!

    Idk why, but I think a Canadian tour will be on the map reasonably soon upon his return.

    (the hug of all hugs)

    HaPpY 22nd BiRtHdAy David! One Christmas down, one to go.

    (love reading those b-day tweets!)

  16. refnaf says:

    LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TOfan rules the “not really” department and I adore it !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    BTW Happy birthday David Archuleta

  17. hazel says:

    hilarious Ms. Tofan. I love it! ❤

  18. hazel says:

    Oh, and mango chaptick FTW! Lol

  19. claudiacb says:

    LOLOL You had me at #1 and I never stopped laughing. Your humor was the perfect way to celebrate David’s birthday. Love ya Deb. Yeah, really.

  20. river992 says:

    I’ll bet he’s got his long range planner out right now prioiritizing these for his return. (not really..) love the possibility.

  21. emmegirl14 says:

    Thanks for the Nareejo (photographer extraordinaire) post. Don’t know if it’s the lighting or what, but Part 2, pages 6,7,8 of David (photographer’s dream) are quite lovely.

    (I kept mistaking the “naree” watermark, for whiskers, lol)

  22. NorthCarolinaGirl♥Marylee says:

    Late as usual… ALL are hoots but #10 “I will not look at The Archuleta~I will not look at the Archuleta~I will not look at The Archuleta”….tickled my funny bone! Thanks Deb! ☺

  23. Anonymous says:

    LOL…at least I can dream abt all these possibilities! 🙂

  24. TOfan says:

    Check this out, woooot!

    top 3 downloads

  25. TOfan says:

    New post/thread!


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