"You spent HOW MUCH on Josh Bradley CDs, books, DVDs, charities and concert tickets?????"
"You don't understaaaand, he's .... SPECIALLLLLLLLL"
over in the nice part of town….
"VIP is sold out??????"
"DANG YOU, VIPNationnnn!!!!!!!!!!!"
.Back at the studio, Josh chills, unaware of the drama unfolding in the fandom
"This Archuleta dude's not bad, maybe he can open for me sometime..."
"How 'bout this for a cover?... 'I hugged a girl and I liiiiiked ittttt'"
Later that day….
"This girl won the "Do you have better dimples than Josh Bradley?" contest...her dimples make yours look, well, average."
"But my dimples ARE better than yours!".
"You have no right to judge my dimples! You don't even know them."
Later that night…
"Josh help me, she's right..."
"Her dimples were specTACular.....
"Do my dimples still have what it takes????"
"You don't understand... without my dimples... I have nothing."
"You can't fire me!!! My dimples are insured for MILLIONS!!!!!!!"
Desperate to prove himself, Josh is willing to try anything…
But nothing feels right, so he packs up his shorts and decides to get away from it all … but no hoodie in the world can dim the bright light of … Josh Bradley.
zzzzzzz...cinammon.....zzzzzzzzzzz... mazel tov......zzzzzz
"Should I take his picture? Doesn't he hate that???"
"Admit it, you took my picture when I was sleeping, didn't you? I'm going back to my uncle ... he looks nothing like me and he lied to me, but I can trust him!"
"Wait, wait, wait, don't GOOOO!!!!!!
"Been two hours in a taxi cab, I'm just drivin' around and I'm runnin' a tab... oh sweet mangoes, I HAVE A NEW SONG!!!!! ... who needs dimples, I'M BACK!!!!!!"
"Darling, Mahal kita! I knoooow things are gonna get better, I knoooow things are gonna be fine."
****and they all lived happily ever after*****
From the amazing JR4DA!
“If you want to view the PyroPalooza performance in one seamless vid, here you go -“
LOVE IT! Thanks! And thank heaven there’s a treasure trove of action D photos across the web. (Hoping for a continuation.)
HAHAHAHA Oh, thanks, TOfan! We all need laughter and you’re such a good provider. 😀
My favorite is: “Admit it, you took my picture when I was sleeping, didn’t you? I’m going back to my uncle … he looks nothing like me and he lied to me, but I can trust him!”
OMG. BEST. POST. EVUURRRRRRRR. *FAVORITES* *CREATES PDF* *SAVES WEBPAGE* *BOOKMARKS* *PRINTS OUT* *SCREENCAPS* I FREAKING LOVE THIS. (save the ending! who the heck is that beanie-sporting girl?) *HUGS DEB*
phew! so glad you’re not mad I used your pic! could NOT resist! <333
You never disappoint SnowAngelz. LMAO
Snowanglez!! Thank you for your humor and creativity!! You always come through when we need a laugh!!!
And thank you JR for the beautiful video and all you do. Can’t wait to hear what the TV5, Dear Writer and others think of this. Ha! Thanks for passing it on.
You just made my day. LOLOLOL this is the best yet. The “break dancing bunny” “stunt bunny” and “emo bunny” LOLOL Hubby just asked what I’m laughing about. LOL
Hilarious!!!!!! This seriously made me lol >>> ‘I hugged a girl and I liiiiiked ittttt'”
Well, the whole thing really! Never ever stop. I would like part 4 & 5 & 6 & … & 529 & 530 & … or however many it takes for D to get back!
ROFL!!! ROFL!!!! EPIC!
bluebird, that’s my favorite too! LOL
Was going to show it to hubby, reread, and realized just how many “inside jokes” we have. Oh my Josh, I love David fans. TOfan FTW.
I have no idea how you come up with this stuff, priceless! rofl!
bluebird and lani, my fav too!
TOfan: This should come with a warning, “no drinking of fluids while reading this”!! I was drinking water out of my water bottle and let’s just say a lot of it spilled all over me and my sofa because I was laughing so hard!! Love it!!
Thanks JR for your pyropalooza video, love it!
TOfan! ROFL! This is awesome! Can’t stop laughing! This made my day!
and thanks JR! Great video!
Bwahahaha! LOVE all of it! Keep ’em coming TOfan!
my side hurts, thanks lol
Can’t stop laughing!!! This is hilarious! I love the inside jokes in the fandom. And you grabbed some from way back when (cinnamon, etc.)
Please please PLEASE do a continuation of these while he is gone! With the 25 episodes there should be plenty of material for TONS of alternate scripts.
Oh I really hope David reads these sometime. I’d love to watch HIS reaction to them. I mean, if we thought his reaction to the “two-armed hugs” question was adorable, imagine what it would be like while reading this!!!
Oh the whole dimple part of this was THE. BEST!!! So freakin funny! 😀
Thanks for this. <3333333
okay, so I’m making my way through the posts tagged “Utter nonsense,” funny stuff!!! I’m glad I found you before David leaves on his mission. I really like the way you guys “laugh to keep from crying,” makes it much more fun to get through the harder times of being a fan. *I’m not sad about David leaving AT. ALL! But I will miss him, so I appreciate the light-hearted fun you guys have over here.*
Hilarious and much appreciated and dying of laughing and wiping a small tear and can you do this monthly for the next 2 years?
DYING HERE!!! Dimples? As if? Sleeping pic? Cinammon and Mozel Tov? Totally DYING!! ROTFL! You’ve outdone yourself. Keep ’em coming. 🙂
Way to go. You’ve outdone yourselves. Hilarious!!
TOfan we LOVE you……. keeping me ROTFLMAO………………….
I was reading other fansites, saving this for last, but couldn’t stand the buildup. On every one of the others — FOD, Soul David and The Voice, everybody was telling us to hurry on over and read this great post. They were so right. My two favorites are:
You don’t understaaaand, he’s SPECIALLLLLL (look at her face-don’t we know what that ODD feeling is like. LOL and
Emo bunny. ROTFL That has got to be the most adorable face in the universe.
You never forget anything, do you. Cinnamon, Mosel Tov. Delicious stuff. Thanks TOFan
“her dimples make yours look….well, average”……”as if”!!!! Oh my fricking God!!! Bahahahahah…..I am on the floor!!! Once again, this is brilliant…rotfl :D. I love it!!! You will keep us laughing so hard that we won’t even realize that 2 years has gone by! Great job girl 🙂
aww, thanks for all your hiLARious comments, guys! Glad I’m not the only one with a cracked sense of humour! LOL
Just saw this… the temporary inlay for the “forevermore” album (until the final photoshoot is done 🙂 ) …. squeeeeeee…. (click to enlarge):
OMG TOfan, finally got around to commenting, lMHO. Hilarious, all of it! “”How ’bout this for a cover?… ‘I hugged a girl and I liiiiiked ittttt'”. LOL. The dimples theme, the bunny stuff, too funny. Thanks for your brilliant humour!
Wow, just love the “temporary” inlay of “Forevermore”. So love that title too. Looks gorgeous and oh, have been waiting for David to do an album like this, didn’t think it would happen just yet, so thrilled!
This must, must be available to the whole world.
TOfan – Brilliant! And hats off to you! Such farcical humor; comedy is so terrifically hard to do. The Muse Thaleia must be dead center in your inspirational wheelhouse. 😀
Thanks for the laughs!
IT’S HERE!!!!! Full Nandito Ako music videoooooooo!!!!! in HDDDDDDDD (thx. @ohmyJOSHashley for sending to me!!!!)
To borrow an exclamation from ref “EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!”
Those last scenes are too exquisite. Cupping her face with both hands…tender, sweet, gentle…yes, “EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!!!!”
MJ is “EEEEEEPing” too. She calls the music video “Solid Gold.” One commenter said they’d give all they owned if David Cook did something like this, lolz —–> http://www.mjsbigblog.com/david-archuleta-nandito-ako-official-music-video.htm
Noticed that two-palm-face-embrace too….eeeeeeeeeeeeeP!
hahahah eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeping here!!!
BEST script eva !!! can’t stop lauging… busting a gut really…. love the dimples theme… and this is hysterical..
‘Been two hours in a taxi cab, I’m just drivin’ around and I’m runnin’ a tab… oh sweet mangoes, I HAVE A NEW SONG!!!!! … who needs dimples, I’M BACK!!!!!!”
David would die laughing at this…. ‘stunt bunny’… ‘break dancing bunny’… wayyyy funny…
thanks so much for the laughs Deb…
Andrea C. :))
aww, Happy Valentine’s Day message from David!
Wishing you a Happy Valentine’s Day
David Archuleta Love ones Valentine’s Day
LOL, this is one of the top comments:
Awesome interview HERE with Philippine Entertainment!
But in the meantime, he will be recording an album once he gets back to the States so he can leave something for his fans.
“The album I think it will be mostly… I don’t know if it will be original music because I take a long time to write and work on original music.
“So I think what I’m gonna do is kind of like… we’re doing the OPM album right now while we’re here this week and it’s just emotional songs that people know and connect to.
“And I think I’m gonna do something similar back in the States. Songs that people can relate with back at home.”
David is not discounting the possibility of making original songs if his time would permit it.
He added, “But also, some other projects as well that are original music.
“But it’s just a matter of how much we can get done while we’re at home. It’s just a matter of how well everything is set-up.”
oooh, pleeease let everything be “set-up well.” Would so love to have some original music before he leaves – but, he does amazing covers, and there are a hundred million songs I would love for him to cover – so I will most happily and thankfully and take anything he can get to us. Bless your heart David.
all covers would be fine with me…. soooo many possibilities> so little time!
TONS of screencap-worthy moments here folks! Don’t blame me if you don;t get anything done at home or at work. Blame it on that “David better-looking-than-edward-cullen Archuleta”, ok?
ps: when we saw him at the airport coming back from SG, his eyes were black – totally. Another “edward-cullen” thingy going on there….
(((JR))) You must be so tired> but flying high!! Love all the vids and info you have been giving us!! ps What does “when we saw him at the airport coming back from SG, his eyes were black ” mean??
Oh my HECK > WE MAY GET TWO ALBUMS??? YIPEEEEE.
Twitter reports that cd.now will have Forevermore available for us!!!
Found this and it got me giggling> he is so sweet when he want to keep a secret
I’m running a little behind time here, but just wanted to say that you are, to quote some popular song lyrics, “just too much, just too much.” I love your Nandito Ako script leaks. Definitely keep writing these. I need these laughs in my life. “Cinnamon and mosel tov” FTW.
Happy Valentine’s Day to all of the wonderful people here at SnowAngelz.
eeeeeeeek, David joins original Nandito Ako singer and his wife as a surprise guest at their Valentine’s concert … their voices are both lovely but when David sings, WOWOWOW … crazy good harmonies and that ENDING!!!
Nice interview HERE … fave bit:
“So many people say—and for me too—music is one way of serving a mission. But it’s not the same thing… Those missionaries changed my mom’s life and changed my life, the way I grew up, the way I was raised, and what is important to me. They’ve sacrificed so much, they leave their families… and everything that’s comfortable and easy and convenient to them to become closer with God and to be closer with other people. Learn how to love the hard way… that’s what I feel would be very great to have in my life,” he related.