Category Archives: Utter nonsense

Finally a David sighting….

Saw an old man at the store today with shorts & hiked up black socks, getting free cheese samples. How does one say hi to their future self? — Jay (@theshamingofjay) July 1, 2015 . *hides*

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The full story behind @MyDearWriter’s @DavidArchie #tbt pic (not really)

The crack investigative team at SAz* brings you another scoop… a transcript of leaked audio from a behind-the-scenes shot recently tweeted by the lovely @MyDearWriter: Image source. *There is no such team. p.s. If you haven’t read @rhiminee’s epic tags … Continue reading

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Old MacDonald @DavidArchie: What it all really means (not really)

I don’t know how I feel about David spending so much time “outdoors”… does he not know the dangers that lurk around every corner? Trees that fall in the forest with no one there to hear them may not make … Continue reading

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Full details on the @DavidArchie OS maintenance situation (not really)

p.s. Refuelling station. Been spending a lot of time outdoors this week. Hung out with this little guy. First time feeding a calf, and they chug that stuff down in seconds. 🐄🌲 #theoutdoors A photo posted by David Archuleta (@davidarchie) … Continue reading

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BREAKING NEWS: @DavidArchie Bandsintown Leaks! (not really)

COMING SOON TO AN AMPHITHEATRE NEAR YOU! THE FEATURE FILM EXTRAVAGANZA WE’VE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR!! *drumroll* ARCHZILLA! the hypnotizing and mesmerizing story of an average, freakishly talented Murray native whose life takes a surprising turn after a crazy experiment in … Continue reading

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How old does @DavidArchie REALLY look?

I’m sure you’ve seen these “How Old Do I Look” pics from the site all over your FB feed. And since I had some free time in between brokering world peace and finding a cure for ebola, I thought … Continue reading

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Aladdin tweet decoded (not really)

Speculation can now be put to an end… here is the almost certainly, possibly, maybe, in an alternate universe, definitive reason David posted the clip from Aladdin: First of all, I LOVE Aladdin… The full story… …is to please oh … Continue reading

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Oh sweet peaches how did this happen??

What on earth was this guy thinking?? Letting the entire world know what continent Mr. Archuleta visited this week?? Was he not given the DavidArchie confidentiality contract to sign before deigning to perform for him?? What is this world coming … Continue reading

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Our next Trending Topics!!! (not really)

p.s. From Dan Clark’s FB page: It’s been said, “To know and not to do, is not to know at all.” So someone needs to illuminate what the silent majority are thinking and talking about. Out of my admiration for … Continue reading

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Team @DavidKat-chie

In one of Harper Lee’s non-fiction pieces for Vogue magazine, on the topic of love, she wrote: “Why, when we are familiar with every line, must we stop and listen when ‘The Messiah’ is playing? Because every note was born … Continue reading

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