Category Archives: Utter nonsense

ArchuConspiracy Theory: A little too not over you

It’s a losing battle, people. David Archuleta may have left the building for two whole years … but good luck trying to move on with your lives. The dude is everywhere. Just when I think I’ve finally banished him from … Continue reading

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@DavidArchie’s Photoshoot Rulebook leaks (not really)

This fun fan vid shows David Archuleta to be a seasoned pro in front of the camera … but that amazingness didn’t happen overnight. It’s taken years of challenging Zoolanderish work to become the vogue-ing dynamo we see today … … Continue reading

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And so it goes…

Possibly something like this (not really): . . . . . . P.S. Just ‘cuz… P.P.S. Gifs from the amazing @SamLouiseG.

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David Archuleta joins One Direction

Since fake blogs and rumours seem to be all the rage, I say we start a new one: David’s real “mission” is to practice his British accent in preparation for joining …. that’s right, One Direction!!!! It must be true, … Continue reading

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@DavidArchie Forevermore script leaks (not really)

A VRS* has informed us that the original inspiration for the “Forevermore” video was a serious crisis that occurred during the filming of Nandito Ako…. But what a great idea for a song!!! . . . . . . . … Continue reading

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Somebody please call the union ….

… there’s a shocking employment situation going on and something needs to be done about it. Yes, that’s right. I’m talking about the lovely ms. @pinantonio. She would NEVER complain so I feel it’s up to me to make her … Continue reading

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Sorry, could not resist :)

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An April Fools Joke… I hope this works

So the only one this is a joke for really is TOfan. She doesn’t know I am making this post. Muahahaha But anyways, I thought, since I have hijacked her website, this would be the perfect opportunity to express our … Continue reading

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A DA#2014 Action Plan

I’ve decided to stay positive and use the next *gulp* 24 months productively, as follows: ✔ Save up for that inevitable Forevermore Manila concert ✔ Learn to speak Tagalog (or at least pronounce it) ✔ Bribe MDW to write a Josh Bradley/Team Chillosh … Continue reading

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Part 7: @DavidArchie Nandito Ako script leaks (not really)

The drama, the intrigue, the edge-of-your-seat suspense of Nandito Ako isn’t restricted to what we see on TV … another angst-filled story has also been taking place behind the scenes… starting from Day 1…. . And then a very distressing … Continue reading

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