Category Archives: Utter nonsense

Oh sweet peaches how did this happen??

What on earth was this guy thinking?? Letting the entire world know what continent Mr. Archuleta visited this week?? Was he not given the DavidArchie confidentiality contract to sign before deigning to perform for him?? What is this world coming … Continue reading

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Our next Trending Topics!!! (not really)

p.s. From Dan Clark’s FB page: It’s been said, “To know and not to do, is not to know at all.” So someone needs to illuminate what the silent majority are thinking and talking about. Out of my admiration for … Continue reading

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Team @DavidKat-chie

In one of Harper Lee’s non-fiction pieces for Vogue magazine, on the topic of love, she wrote: “Why, when we are familiar with every line, must we stop and listen when ‘The Messiah’ is playing? Because every note was born … Continue reading

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Hey, wait a minute….

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@DavidArchie Nunca Pensé video outtakes (not really)

There was a legend around the village. A legend of an hombre who could salsa like no other. His moves were known throughout the land. Throughout the ages. He was … David Salschuleta…. He could leap from the bottom of … Continue reading

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David RootsTech video script leaks (not really)

The crack snoopy snoops at SAz have hacked into Edward Snowdon’s private stash of documents and discovered *gasp* script leaks for the new David Archuleta RootsTech video*. Here’s an excerpt: [EXT., COSTA RICAN BEACH, HIGH NOON] The camera zooms out to … Continue reading

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Breakthrough Scientific Smile Research! (not really)

Here at SAz, we spare no expense at funding the finest cutting-edge scientific studies known to fandom. Why? Because inquiring fans need to know, that’s why. It’s not enough that David is living the dream. We need to see him … Continue reading

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Super-secret RootsTech Floor Plan (not really)

So apparently David will be doing a signing at the RootsTech Event in February at the Salt Palace Convention Center in SLC. In my solemn duty as a fan, I’ll be sending David my own personal copy of this floor … Continue reading

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Give me a chance and I’ll show you what’s real….

Let’s play a game I like to call “Real or Fake?” You decide! David meets Godzilla, er, Priscilla…. That fear was real, my friends. . Song titles…. . All-too real . Personal style…. Mustache – fake . Knees – real… . … Continue reading

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Conclusive evidence that @DavidArchie wins the fan-photo Olympics (really)

Exhibit 1 “Where’s the aspirin aisle?” vs. “He helped me reach the hats!” . Exhibit 2 “Please don’t touch me, please don’t touch me, please don’t touch me….” vs. “Aww, she likes my suit! Scootch on over, miss!” . Exhibit … Continue reading

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