Category Archives: Utter nonsense

Random thoughts

I just read David’s FB post. Is it just me or does he sound about 45 years old here? World-weary and reflecting on quality time missed and time passing much too quickly. Makes me a little sad for him, tbh. … Continue reading

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The real story behind the @DavidArchie Ice Cream lockout saga (not really)

You may have felt a shift in the archtastic vortex Friday night when this startling event took place: Our stealth investigative reporting team at SAz* uncovered the full story: David: Gosh, I am craaaaaving ice cream right now, what do you have? … Continue reading

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The wackety wack mood swings of a @DavidArchie fan updated

Ground zero… Announcement night. . … But oh he’s not going right away! . … He’s doing a soap in the Philippines?????? . … But it’s actually awesome! . But then it’s over… . SURPRISE! He’s recording an album over … Continue reading

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California beamin’

So apparently David went to California to stand in this one spot and get inundated for picture requests… First there was this guy… Then this guy…. Then this person who does know the correct shorts/socks ratio… Then finally David just … Continue reading

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Very important @DavidArchie poll (not really)

(And yes, I did steal these gifs from the lovely and amazing @rhiminee, see rest HERE, mwahaha)

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For anyone who’s had a rough day….

… and in related news… … plus, the stripes convention reconvenes… Pretty grand getting to see a familiar face @brookewhite this weekend :) pic.twitter.com/dWjWKo3va3 — David Archuleta (@DavidArchie) August 4, 2014

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What happens in Ethiopia, stays in Ethiopia, right @DavidArchie?

A little too not over the fact that there were no videos of the songs David sang in Ethiopia (where is Jason when you need him? :) )… Here’s what we do know, however (not really): And there’s more: Hansens In Uganda Bob & … Continue reading

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Official list of @DavidArchie CTS DVD special features (not really)!

Preorder your DVD today! Includes such awesome extras* as: ●  Fight scenes with companion … “Basta! That was MY fancy Chilean hotdog!!!“ ● “Eye of the Tiger” solo, complete with boxing moves! ● Outtakes from the Christmas concert! (Elder Archie has a … Continue reading

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Hey, wait a minute….

. . p.s. Guess he really wants peeps to tune in. :) Hey guys I’ll be doing a live chat tomorrow talking more about my mission. 7 PM MT. Send in your questions here! http://t.co/561mK6h7hs — David Archuleta (@DavidArchie) June … Continue reading

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Sorry, but this juxtaposition made me LOL

@peacesignpam after 2 years of never sleeping in, I have become a huge fan of how much easier it is to get things done in the mornings. — David Archuleta (@DavidArchie) June 18, 2014 versus Mornings can go to hell. … Continue reading

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