Category Archives: Utter nonsense

Official list of @DavidArchie CTS DVD special features (not really)!

Preorder your DVD today! Includes such awesome extras* as: ●  Fight scenes with companion … “Basta! That was MY fancy Chilean hotdog!!!“ ● “Eye of the Tiger” solo, complete with boxing moves! ● Outtakes from the Christmas concert! (Elder Archie has a … Continue reading

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Hey, wait a minute….

. . p.s. Guess he really wants peeps to tune in. :) Hey guys I’ll be doing a live chat tomorrow talking more about my mission. 7 PM MT. Send in your questions here! http://t.co/561mK6h7hs — David Archuleta (@DavidArchie) June … Continue reading

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Sorry, but this juxtaposition made me LOL

@peacesignpam after 2 years of never sleeping in, I have become a huge fan of how much easier it is to get things done in the mornings. — David Archuleta (@DavidArchie) June 18, 2014 versus Mornings can go to hell. … Continue reading

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@DavidArchie’s got sole: Shoe tweet deconstruction

Yes, Angelica :) still a little too not over two … TWO … shoe pics posted by David… somebody pinch me! LOL But I believe the longer Instagram message that went along with it needs a full doctoral thesis to … Continue reading

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My @DavidArchie MoTab meltdown (really)

Can we say something crazy? We’re announcing the Pioneer Day Concert Guest Artist tomorrow! — Mormon Tab. Choir (@MormonTabChoir) June 12, 2014 Yes, I admit when I read this I immediately thought: IT HAS TO BE DAVID, ALL SIGNS POINT … Continue reading

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The real story behind the @DavidArchie Matt Clayton photo shoot (not really)

Hey guys, it’s David here. Instead of my usual video blog I thought I’d change things up and show you some of my hair care tips. Don’t worry, easy stuff you can try at home. If you live near the … Continue reading

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Separated at birth (not really)

I can hardly believe how much these two have in common….   Have I missed anything? BREAKING NEWS!!!! VLOGGGG!!!!!! Here’s a preview:

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SAz poll: Who’s the doppleganger?

David & his great-Gramps: David & Harry Styles:    

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Proof positive David is not who we think he is….

…. he is actually Benjamin Button … a sassy one!…. Exhibit A+: Exhibit A++++++ #SASSCHULETA: Exhibit A: Warning: my cat will bite your face when you walk into @jazzypwns room telling us that you invented a new scarf pic.twitter.com/VbFXaO9EQF — … Continue reading

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We cry you a river, @DavidArchie

A friend on FB posted this amazing story about scientists who looked at human tears under a microscope. Each type of tears (laughing till you cry, tears from grief, from onions, etc.) revealed its own vastly different pattern when looked … Continue reading

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