Category Archives: Utter nonsense

Serious @DavidArchie Face Off

I almost don’t recognize David here. SO. VERY. SERIOUS. Is that an actual FURROW in his brow? What could he possibly be talking about so earnestly?  Place your best bets here*: If you clicked “Other,” please share your suggestions in … Continue reading

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Happy Thanksgiving, fellow Canucks and @DavidArchie fans!!!

Many of you non-Canadians may be puzzled right now. “They celebrate Thanksgiving way up there??” you say. “And they have the nerve to do it this weekend… BEFORE Halloween?” “And so far away from Christmas?? Who the heck do those … Continue reading

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MORE BREAKING @DAVIDARCHIE NEWS!!!!! (really)

Sadly, that quote in the caption left out the best part of the story, as unearthed by our intrepid SAz reporters (who interned at TMzed… the Canadian version)… Here’s the rest: David Archuleta, what a class act. There was a … Continue reading

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The amazing story of Tim Allen: @DavidArchie Super Fan! (ish)

As you can see in this video, comedian Tim Allen was on Jimmy Kimmel last night extolling the virtues of one David James Archuleta. (pronounced “Ark-U-letta,” we have been wrong all this time!) Tim is a crafty one. He pretended … Continue reading

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Couldn’t resist: @DavidArchie’s Freshman Year (not really)

Feels good to have control over my own life. Wow, I love learning, and creating my own learning environments. #forwardwithfaith #best2years — David Archuleta (@DavidArchie) September 3, 2014 Finally! A step-by-step deconstruction of David Archuleta’s latest tweet! “Feels good to have … Continue reading

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Random thoughts

I just read David’s FB post. Is it just me or does he sound about 45 years old here? World-weary and reflecting on quality time missed and time passing much too quickly. Makes me a little sad for him, tbh. … Continue reading

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The real story behind the @DavidArchie Ice Cream lockout saga (not really)

You may have felt a shift in the archtastic vortex Friday night when this startling event took place: Our stealth investigative reporting team at SAz* uncovered the full story: David: Gosh, I am craaaaaving ice cream right now, what do you have? … Continue reading

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The wackety wack mood swings of a @DavidArchie fan updated

Ground zero… Announcement night. . … But oh he’s not going right away! . … He’s doing a soap in the Philippines?????? . … But it’s actually awesome! . But then it’s over… . SURPRISE! He’s recording an album over … Continue reading

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California beamin’

So apparently David went to California to stand in this one spot and get inundated for picture requests… First there was this guy… Then this guy…. Then this person who does know the correct shorts/socks ratio… Then finally David just … Continue reading

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Very important @DavidArchie poll (not really)

(And yes, I did steal these gifs from the lovely and amazing @rhiminee, see rest HERE, mwahaha)

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