Category Archives: Utter nonsense

Team @DavidKat-chie

In one of Harper Lee’s non-fiction pieces for Vogue magazine, on the topic of love, she wrote: “Why, when we are familiar with every line, must we stop and listen when ‘The Messiah’ is playing? Because every note was born … Continue reading

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@DavidArchie Nunca Pensé video outtakes (not really)

There was a legend around the village. A legend of an hombre who could salsa like no other. His moves were known throughout the land. Throughout the ages. He was … David Salschuleta…. He could leap from the bottom of … Continue reading

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David RootsTech video script leaks (not really)

The crack snoopy snoops at SAz have hacked into Edward Snowdon’s private stash of documents and discovered *gasp* script leaks for the new David Archuleta RootsTech video*. Here’s an excerpt: [EXT., COSTA RICAN BEACH, HIGH NOON] The camera zooms out to … Continue reading

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Breakthrough Scientific Smile Research! (not really)

Here at SAz, we spare no expense at funding the finest cutting-edge scientific studies known to fandom. Why? Because inquiring fans need to know, that’s why. It’s not enough that David is living the dream. We need to see him … Continue reading

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Super-secret RootsTech Floor Plan (not really)

So apparently David will be doing a signing at the RootsTech Event in February at the Salt Palace Convention Center in SLC. In my solemn duty as a fan, I’ll be sending David my own personal copy of this floor … Continue reading

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Give me a chance and I’ll show you what’s real….

Let’s play a game I like to call “Real or Fake?” You decide! David meets Godzilla, er, Priscilla…. That fear was real, my friends. . Song titles…. . All-too real . Personal style…. Mustache – fake . Knees – real… . … Continue reading

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Conclusive evidence that @DavidArchie wins the fan-photo Olympics (really)

Exhibit 1 “Where’s the aspirin aisle?” vs. “He helped me reach the hats!” . Exhibit 2 “Please don’t touch me, please don’t touch me, please don’t touch me….” vs. “Aww, she likes my suit! Scootch on over, miss!” . Exhibit … Continue reading

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***** Love you guys!!! Have some personal stuff going on that needs my full attention right now. But until we meet again, I’ll leave you with this: In my mind, it’s a no-brainer as to which role David should play … Continue reading

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#ThrowbackThursday @DavidArchie-style

Can we take a moment to celebrate one of the finest moments in all Archudom…  (What, no #ModestIsHottestDancers hashtag???) . . … and another version focusing on, you know, David (flirty-eyebrow alert at 0:29 :) )…. P.S. Still LOOOOOOOOVE this … Continue reading

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